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Op the miraculously living faggot

this little guy is awesome.

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Hey everyone, this is a bird that recently
fell into my garden, after my asshole
neighbors son decided to have target
practice with it.
You see, this sexy
motherfucker
right here should
be dead due to
the strength of
the kids gun
and some type of
copper's.
Any ways I
decided to keep "s,.,
it and heal it up
until it can go
out on his own! '
I' ll share some -
pictures of him
with you.
His name is Op,
the living faggot.
He' s progressing
very well, i' ll
make a post some
time when he can
fly again.
And his home I made
from a shoebox!
Rodm.
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Submitted: 07/16/2013
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#20 - explosivelightning (07/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i once caught a humming bird struggling in a really thick spider web (was 12 didnt know black widows had such sticky shit) saw the arachnid reincarnation of Myra Hindley crawling toward me freaked the fuck out and pulled the fucker out of there, spent half an hour picking webs of its beak and wings, the thing bolts the first chance it gets, never felt more unappreciated in my life
TLDR: a bird gave me trust issues
#13 - johnnyspicywiener (07/17/2013) [+] (11 replies)
This bird (i named him Jason after Jason Todd) fell out tree and was attacked by my dog, he had a broken wing and leg. So I start trying to nurse him back to health. Then one day while I'm holding him he thinks he's ready to fly again. He wasn't. He jumps from my hands then plummets to the ground and breaks his neck and dies.
Long story short saddest day of my life.
User avatar #36 - theawfuldude (07/17/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I threw a stick at a seagull yesterday because I hate seagulls. This was a nice story though.
#2 - iamtheblackgoat (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
We just rescued a bird the same way...the little guy did just fine, and flew away a few days ago

Nice job, and good luck!
#53 - oversoul (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OP face when hit by bb gun
OP face when hit by bb gun
#211 - cunty (07/17/2013) [-]
#7 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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#9 - frogmum (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#210 - hurleyy (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
One time when i was in 3rd grade I attempted to help a bird with a broken wing. It was hopping around in my front lawn so i try to scoop it up with a bucket. I poked it with a pen in the direction of the bucket, but it didn't hop into the bucket.  Instead it hopped into the street.  It peered deep into my eyes, a moment i will never forget.  Then a van came and ran it over. MFW i accidentally killed an innocent bird
One time when i was in 3rd grade I attempted to help a bird with a broken wing. It was hopping around in my front lawn so i try to scoop it up with a bucket. I poked it with a pen in the direction of the bucket, but it didn't hop into the bucket. Instead it hopped into the street. It peered deep into my eyes, a moment i will never forget. Then a van came and ran it over. MFW i accidentally killed an innocent bird
User avatar #88 - fukkendragonite (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh man, the feels. We took in a baby parrot like 8 years ago, and we put out ads in the newspapers and on the radio to find out if anyone owned him. Nobody claimed him. He died last month and it was so sad because he was always afraid of us. We fed him and cleaned his cage and stuff but he never really trusted him and he always looked like he hated being with us but a vet told us that he has a respiratory problem and letting him free in the wild would kill him because he would barely be able to fly a few metres without taking a rest. He must have hated his fucking life man...
#65 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Once I brought a cricket bat to the beach so I could play cricket and a seagull swooped down as i was about to hit the ball but i accidentally smacked the seagull and it went flying into the sea and blood was splattered all over my bat and then a few seconds later the seagull was washed back ashore and it died in front of loads of kids and they started crying
#99 - harleycurnow (07/17/2013) [-]
I once found a baby starling under a bush that couldn't fly so i took him home and put him in a box and fed him. He seemed to be getting better and was starting to get used to being handled when someone i knew wanted to have a look at him. Being the kind shit i am i said ok just be really careful. The minute the two made contact the bird just dropped dead. ?>MFW
#10 - painispleasure (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i remember when me and my girlfriend rescued this wee bugger...walking back from college together, and she was trying to climb up the tree, but she couldn't make it. took her home and made her a home in my Hugo Boss scarf and a shoe box. it's been about a year, and i still find little poo's in my room.
#235 - danster (07/17/2013) [-]
What a glorious winged faggot
#186 - stevensftw (07/17/2013) [-]
Saved this guy from my friends cat when i was round at his house. We named him Jeremiah and we fed him some worms and he just sat on my leg for about an hour
#93 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Do you realize how fucking filthy those shits are? He probably has all kinds of diseases and shit that now you have. You're an idiot for touching that shit with your hands...
User avatar #98 to #93 - crazyolitis (07/17/2013) [-]
Also, liking and favouriting your comment you made as anon is kind of a faggoty thing to do.
User avatar #80 - Zyklone (07/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I dont like that you called the kid an Asshole.
i find it sad that YOU never shot shit with a BB gun.
Birds have been dying for a long time, we can spare one


Boys will be boys (except in your case)
#54 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Look at the anger in it's eyes. The fury. The hatred for that kid that shot it.

You can just tell that after he flies off, one day he'll be back.
Back to wreak bloody vengeance, back to redden the soil, back to send that kid to hell.
User avatar #5 - broale (07/16/2013) [+] (31 replies)
i learned to shoot using a .22 or a .22 pellet rifle and dove or squirrels in the back yard... Given, we didn't leave them to die and it wasn't just to kill them. We'd eat the dove and squirrels had to die because they'd get into the attic and fuck shit up.
#41 to #30 - lostindark (07/17/2013) [-]
Heres something to help
#227 - notaregularjunker ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
I immediately thought of this.
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