Better be a Good Shirt. Source: Imgur. This rumba any may charging fer a plain ass white shirt. this shirt better have a magnetic field inside that attracts Bad
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Better be a Good Shirt

This rumba any may charging fer
a plain ass white shirt. this shirt
better have a magnetic field inside that
attracts Bad bitches be my dick bruit. this
shirt better be eat. shirt better be
able to bring back Jesus, this shirt better
let me fly mags. this shirt better stay
white nlttbu, this shirt better get me We
a 4 year university my mega. this ****
better cure cancer, this shirt better be
able to seek me dinner, shirt better the
New brim. shirt Better he able be teach
me french. shirt me find
bottom tor
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User avatar #5 - thatspearheadguy (07/17/2013) [-]
$120?
For that I want a video of him picking the ******* cotton himself.
#176 to #5 - anisbanana (07/17/2013) [-]
It's not a video, but hey.
User avatar #202 to #176 - thatspearheadguy (07/17/2013) [-]
Hey! You even included North West!
Kudos.
#96 to #5 - themurrey ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#121 to #5 - John Cena (07/17/2013) [-]
WASN'T SATISFIED UNLESS I PICKED THE COTTON MYSELF.
User avatar #141 to #121 - cannibalhannibal (07/17/2013) [-]
that Yeezus reference
#54 to #5 - John Cena (07/17/2013) [-]
I see what you did there
User avatar #39 to #5 - bandoslootshare (07/17/2013) [-]
i would pick cotton and video it if it justified me selling a 5$ product for 120$, if not only for people to me amused.
#83 - John Cena (07/17/2013) [-]
I think it's funny that on that list of impossible things for a white shirt to do, he added 'stay white'.
User avatar #84 to #83 - sweetjessierose (07/17/2013) [-]
My favourite line was the 'find bikini bottom' one
#67 - barenakedqueens (07/17/2013) [-]
I like how the shirt staying white is on the same level as Jesus' resurrection and the cure for cancer   
   
I do not disagree
I like how the shirt staying white is on the same level as Jesus' resurrection and the cure for cancer

I do not disagree
#118 to #67 - worried (07/17/2013) [-]
i like how him getting into a 4 yr college is on the same level as jesus' resurrection and cure for cancer
#24 - asasqw (07/17/2013) [-]
$120 is too much for any one piece of clothing.
User avatar #109 to #24 - pwoneill (07/17/2013) [-]
You obviously know nothing about owning a suit......
User avatar #111 to #109 - asasqw (07/17/2013) [-]
Exception rather than the rule
User avatar #113 to #24 - DrollHumor (07/17/2013) [-]
I'd buy a really nice leather jacket for $120.
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User avatar #123 to #24 - halor (07/17/2013) [-]
i normally get my suits for around that price, granted i normally buy a suit when they're getting rid of old inventory so the sale takes at least 50% off
#116 to #24 - tavamamma (07/17/2013) [-]
I disagree.
#30 to #24 - magmon (07/17/2013) [-]
I buy my white shirts from walmart. I get like three for eight dollars or something.
User avatar #34 to #30 - phunkyzilla (07/17/2013) [-]
I got 6 for about 3.75 the other day it was swanky as hell
#60 to #24 - John Cena (07/17/2013) [-]
I know people who pay 400$ for a pair of shoes, my friend was acting cool because his pants costs 485$
User avatar #71 to #60 - ljxjlos (07/17/2013) [-]
Hell, there are people that pay up to 900+ for a pair of shoes fukken geobaskets
User avatar #163 to #24 - fathis (07/17/2013) [-]
Just got my first tailor made suit.. You should see that 3 piece dark blue beauty.. it's got white stripes, plats and all that other motherjazz you look for in a 3 piece.. also got 6 tailored shirts with that... aaaah the colours: oxford collars; cufflinks... mmmh.. Anyone who says that this is not the **** well: Barney, Harvey and Neil would disagree with you
#26 to #24 - ilolyoucry (07/17/2013) [-]
I agree.
User avatar #50 to #24 - smokingman (07/17/2013) [-]
Mostly, with the fair exception of suits.

I love suits.
User avatar #85 to #37 - noket (07/17/2013) [-]
this is actually pretty awesome
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#73 to #46 - John Cena (07/17/2013) [-]
Y
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#41 to #24 - isbak (07/17/2013) [-]
I pay much more for my clothes
User avatar #69 to #41 - ljxjlos (07/17/2013) [-]
Is okay, if you hae the money, why shouldn´t you?
User avatar #165 to #65 - niggaranger (07/17/2013) [-]
i bet you can get volpin to make you good quality one for a fair price
#80 to #24 - John Cena (07/17/2013) [-]
Unless it's a leather jacket......

Mine was almost $200

but it was on sale, and originally was 800
#58 to #24 - John Cena (07/17/2013) [-]
I'd pay that much for a good pair of boots though.
#59 to #58 - John Cena (07/17/2013) [-]
They'd have to be some good boots.
Go Military surplus, they usually dont have actual surplus boots, but they do have some sweet stuff.
I got some half height side zip boots that are damn sturdy for like 60.
I think they're made by converse which is weird.
User avatar #68 to #24 - ljxjlos (07/17/2013) [-]
Any piece of clothing other than shoes and Jackets. Those are allowed to be more expensive, simply because they need good-enough quality to hold for years. I´d rather pay 500 for a jacket that I´ll keep for the rest of my life than buy a new one that doesn´t look good every year.
User avatar #28 to #24 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
T-shirt made out of hundred dollar bills?
User avatar #108 - welfarekid (07/17/2013) [-]
Damn ***** that could be a rap
#107 - julescb (07/17/2013) [-]
He went from hoping Jesus comes back to hoping his shirt stays white. Priorities, jahmall.
User avatar #7 - meganinja ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
that guy just made a better rap than Kanye ever did.
User avatar #9 to #7 - irmcmuffin (07/17/2013) [-]
Shut up, megan
User avatar #10 to #9 - meganinja ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
nou
User avatar #11 to #10 - irmcmuffin (07/17/2013) [-]
nou
User avatar #12 to #11 - meganinja ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
nou
User avatar #13 to #12 - irmcmuffin (07/17/2013) [-]
nou
User avatar #14 to #13 - meganinja ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
nou
User avatar #15 to #14 - irmcmuffin (07/17/2013) [-]
No you.
User avatar #16 to #15 - meganinja ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, you.
User avatar #17 to #16 - irmcmuffin (07/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, me.
User avatar #18 to #17 - meganinja ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Good then, we've gotten that taken care of.
User avatar #19 to #18 - irmcmuffin (07/17/2013) [-]
nou
#82 to #7 - John Cena (07/17/2013) [-]
That's not fair, he does his Kanye best.
User avatar #25 to #7 - onceman (07/17/2013) [-]
I know what was a joke, but I can tell you don't listen to much rap.
User avatar #27 to #25 - UnknownDouchebag (07/17/2013) [-]
She should have said "better than Yeezus" lol
#40 to #25 - John Cena (07/17/2013) [-]
dude kanye is a bad rapper, thats a fact
#91 to #40 - imbateman (07/17/2013) [-]
I actually like Kanye West
#142 to #40 - stopsdropsand (07/17/2013) [-]
a fact? really?
User avatar #200 to #25 - meganinja ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
I don't listen to mainstream rappers. However, I listen to good people. Like Hopsin.
User avatar #201 to #200 - onceman (07/17/2013) [-]
Hopsin did a copout to become famous. That kinda makes me loose respect for him. That and his nardwar interview compared to nardwar's interviews with other rappers.
#2 - John Cena (07/17/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what to say I just wanted to make a comment.
User avatar #4 to #2 - gnillort (07/17/2013) [-]
meaning you know this content is going to make it to the front page but you can't think of a comment good enough to be #1.
#181 to #4 - John Cena (07/17/2013) [-]
Nah I just really wanted to make a comment
User avatar #66 to #4 - grogovic (07/17/2013) [-]
Anon wants to be #1 because everybody knows who he is.
Hurr durr.
#105 - stlassassinfhc (07/17/2013) [-]
Free Boozie!
#101 - datkiid (07/17/2013) [-]
IM GONNA POP SOME TAGS!!!
#78 - dapokekid (07/17/2013) [-]
MFW people say that they would spend that much money on clothes
#102 - drewbridge (07/17/2013) [-]
Guys, c'mon. I'm sure the cotton is made with his dried tears and possibly semen.
You're all just mad because a short sleeve shirt won't keep you warm enough.

uscheckout.apc.fr/browse.cfm/4,3377.html?nav=kanye
He has hoodies for about 300$, take your pick.

You're welcome.
User avatar #117 to #102 - exclamation (07/17/2013) [-]
The cotton is made from the plants his ancestor's picked.

I'll go hide in my shame cube now...
User avatar #21 - mcfattyfatty (07/17/2013) [-]
He said ***** so many times I thought he was Lil Wayne.
#3 - CommonJoo (07/17/2013) [-]
This rant was inspired by Lil Wayne
#104 - AnonymousDonor (07/17/2013) [-]
well **** now i want one
#22 - simplelife (07/17/2013) [-]
I have absolutely no idea why, but I laughed so hard reading this I got dizzy.
I have absolutely no idea why, but I laughed so hard reading this I got dizzy.
#99 - levchenko (07/17/2013) [-]
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#124 - cptgigglepants (07/17/2013) [-]
I'm like yo, that's 120 dollars for a t-shirt.
I'm like yo, that's 120 dollars for a t-shirt.
User avatar #48 - drynix (07/17/2013) [-]
This **** better cure cancer.

$120 **** that cures cancer... awesome.
User avatar #70 - xoyv (07/17/2013) [-]
...maybe it's made of a very fine material?
User avatar #81 to #70 - karson (07/17/2013) [-]
words are blurry, but it looks like it says 100% cotton. not sure though.
#72 to #70 - ljxjlos (07/17/2013) [-]
I´ve once seen a shirt made of crocodile leather sewed together with golden thread, braided with platinum rivets. I mean, I can easily understand good clothing, back when I didn´t have to spend all my money for University, I bought some pretty expensive jackets, for example, but seriously, there´s a point where you stop paying for quality and start paying for your ego and at that point, it gets seriously ridiculous.

Not the same shirt, but similar. 91.500 Dollar. Seriously? ****************** ?
User avatar #74 to #72 - xoyv (07/17/2013) [-]
...i want a jacket made out of that
User avatar #75 to #74 - ljxjlos (07/17/2013) [-]
Gotta confess, I wouldn´t say no neither, but still....
User avatar #76 to #70 - aussieftw ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
...Maybe it's made out of Christmas cheer.
User avatar #77 to #76 - xoyv (07/17/2013) [-]
or the skin of a rare albino mole that only eats the roots of a rare tree that grow only in a secluded part of the amazon
User avatar #79 to #77 - aussieftw ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Perhaps the flesh of one of the well preserved extinct dinosaurs.
#86 to #70 - deadpeople (07/17/2013) [-]
its made out of freedom.
#87 to #70 - dedaluminus (07/17/2013) [-]
Mahogany.
#88 to #87 - trevanman (07/17/2013) [-]
a shirt.
made out of mahogany?
legit as ****
#93 to #90 - trevanman (07/17/2013) [-]
that's what you put over a shirt.
it's called armor
#94 to #93 - dedaluminus (07/17/2013) [-]
Well the only pic I could find of a wooden shirt was on this person of indeterminate gender
#97 to #94 - trevanman (07/17/2013) [-]
that's a woman
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User avatar #110 to #87 - maffi (07/17/2013) [-]
Mahogany doors?
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