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#30 - cierrayooo (07/17/2013) [-]
Alright this story needs a little background. When I was like 7 I thought that sex was taking all your clothes off and kissing or cuddling. Anyways I was at a family friend's house and they had a boy around my age. We both really liked each other and considered ourselves "boyfriend and girlfriend". So when we were alone in his room playing and shit like 7 year olds are suppose to do, I stop and looked at him with a sly smile and said "wanna have sex?" He stopped and looked at him and asked me what the hell sex was. And me, with my only knowledge of sex being from a scene in a movie I watched from around the corner when I was supposed to be in bed, told him what I thought it was. His eyes got real big and said "sure!" so we got in his bed, I took off my shirt and he took off his pants and we laid there for like ten minutes not saying anything until he rolled over grabbed my hand and kissed my cheek and said he loved me.    
TL;DR The guy I actually lose my virginity to has a lot to live up to.
Alright this story needs a little background. When I was like 7 I thought that sex was taking all your clothes off and kissing or cuddling. Anyways I was at a family friend's house and they had a boy around my age. We both really liked each other and considered ourselves "boyfriend and girlfriend". So when we were alone in his room playing and shit like 7 year olds are suppose to do, I stop and looked at him with a sly smile and said "wanna have sex?" He stopped and looked at him and asked me what the hell sex was. And me, with my only knowledge of sex being from a scene in a movie I watched from around the corner when I was supposed to be in bed, told him what I thought it was. His eyes got real big and said "sure!" so we got in his bed, I took off my shirt and he took off his pants and we laid there for like ten minutes not saying anything until he rolled over grabbed my hand and kissed my cheek and said he loved me.
TL;DR The guy I actually lose my virginity to has a lot to live up to.
User avatar #102 to #30 - Fgner (07/17/2013) [-]
1) That's about as adorable as it gets. Although I was expecting you to say that that same kid would eventually gobble up your virginity.

2) Also - This is why I don't support sex ed being taught in kindergarten. Little kids aren't exactly the best at being smart.

3) I went to see how old you are since you haven't lost your virginity (no offense of course. People have different opinions on when, where, how, etc and I totally respect that) - did you really post non-nude selfies on Funnyjunk? Weird stuff man... weird stuff.
User avatar #127 to #102 - cierrayooo (07/17/2013) [-]
Haha yeah... I guess you could say I'm a bit weird. Call me old fashion but I want to make sure I really love the person I give it away to. Although, I have considered doing nudes, maybe I'll get around to it one day.
User avatar #128 to #127 - Fgner (07/17/2013) [-]
Nah, plenty of people go that way. I'm more of a "whatever the girl feels like" - one relationship was dry for a year and a half, one and we started doing the nasty a week in (which is currently my fiance!). Not one for one night stands, though.

Anywho, I hope you have good luck finding a suitable mate for your initial coitus!
User avatar #129 to #128 - cierrayooo (07/17/2013) [-]
Thanks!
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#47 to #30 - webshark (07/17/2013) [-]
That is so adorable! My body is full of happy.
That is so adorable! My body is full of happy.
#40 to #30 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
I could live up to that, or we could bang in that Bush over there.

But either way.
User avatar #31 to #30 - darkangeloffire (07/17/2013) [-]
That warmed my heart. The heart that only feels when I watch the end of Angel Beats or Kids Next Door (The ending was absolutely heart wrenching)
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