Sex. . when I was little, I thought sex was just kissing while you were naked and one time when I got out of the shower! kissed my eat on the head and then I re
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Sex

when I was little, I thought sex was just kissing while you
were naked and one time when I got out of the shower!
kissed my eat on the head and then I remembered I was
naked and ran downstairs crying saying than had sex with
the cat. You should have seen my moms face.
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#18 - theberserker (07/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
For an embarrassing amount of years i thought girls had dicks in their butts because when i was younger i had watched Ace Ventura: pet detective..... Boy those were some confusing years.......
#24 - gidvid (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
story male teacher told me:
>be young, around 7
>have a friend, who is a girl
>hang around a lot, really like her
>really want to hug her
>remember seeing something about "rape" on the news
>ask mom what rape means
>mom panics, makes some bs
>"it's like trying to give someone a hug but them not wanting to hug you"
>think about it a while
>still want to hug girl
>girl friend may not want to hug me
>hanging out with her again
>look at her with the most genuine face
>"I really want to rape you"
>her fw
#30 - cierrayooo (07/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Alright this story needs a little background. When I was like 7 I thought that sex was taking all your clothes off and kissing or cuddling. Anyways I was at a family friend's house and they had a boy around my age. We both really liked each other and considered ourselves "boyfriend and girlfriend". So when we were alone in his room playing and 			****		 like 7 year olds are suppose to do, I stop and looked at him with a sly smile and said "wanna have sex?" He stopped and looked at him and asked me what the hell sex was. And me, with my only knowledge of sex being from a scene in a movie I watched from around the corner when I was supposed to be in bed, told him what I thought it was. His eyes got real big and said "sure!" so we got in his bed, I took off my shirt and he took off his pants and we laid there for like ten minutes not saying anything until he rolled over grabbed my hand and kissed my cheek and said he loved me.    
TL;DR The guy I actually lose my virginity to has a lot to live up to.
Alright this story needs a little background. When I was like 7 I thought that sex was taking all your clothes off and kissing or cuddling. Anyways I was at a family friend's house and they had a boy around my age. We both really liked each other and considered ourselves "boyfriend and girlfriend". So when we were alone in his room playing and **** like 7 year olds are suppose to do, I stop and looked at him with a sly smile and said "wanna have sex?" He stopped and looked at him and asked me what the hell sex was. And me, with my only knowledge of sex being from a scene in a movie I watched from around the corner when I was supposed to be in bed, told him what I thought it was. His eyes got real big and said "sure!" so we got in his bed, I took off my shirt and he took off his pants and we laid there for like ten minutes not saying anything until he rolled over grabbed my hand and kissed my cheek and said he loved me.
TL;DR The guy I actually lose my virginity to has a lot to live up to.
#1 - phudgepacker (07/16/2013) [-]
Hue
#69 - jordanish ONLINE (07/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
So my turn:
>be 4 and a half, mum gets pregers with my brother
>start asking questions, they buy me some book explaining sex to kids
>didn't do specifics but explained sex was between adults, involved special cuddle etc.
>didn't explain anatomical differences or how your balls (or ovaries) work
>new girls didn't have a dick but didn't know that vagina was for more than peeing
>Figure sex is anal (from seeing positions women are in when they give birth and baby grows in stomach **** )
>fast forward 3 or 4 years
>have crush on girl in class
>friend teasing me about liking girl whle we play video games with my dad
>says I want to have sex with her
>"NO DUDE! THAT'S GROSS! SHE POOPS FROM THERE!
dad's face when
#57 - tehskyizblue ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
I honestly thought women had a hole the size of a pin and that a man had to pee in it to get someone pregnant...Close enough
#13 - donthedon (07/17/2013) [-]
All of these comments describing a child's thoughts on what sex is, is the most entertaining thing I've read all day. Please continue
#58 - painispancakes (07/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#92 - teefa (07/17/2013) [-]
i literally used to believe that women pooped babies and whenever id do my business i was always worried i was going to have a baby.
#6 - arkanios (07/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I thought that people were supposed to have sex by inserting the penis into the others asshole and that vaginas were used for pissing only, which was why I found sex gross because I didn't want **** on my dick. I only found out that I was wrong once I reached the tenth grade, and for years no body tried to correct me.
User avatar #75 - pegasister (07/17/2013) [-]
I was raised catholic, I used to think a woman magically got pregnant after getting married.
#22 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I used to think being a virgin was never kissing a girl before.
#23 to #22 - kenanandkel (07/17/2013) [-]
well if that's the case I am a still a virgin...
User avatar #77 - guywithafork (07/17/2013) [-]
I thought it was when a guy rubbed a fat women's belly really hard she became pregnant.

Boy, those were some interesting years.
#91 - lankyman (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I remember watching one of my first porn's, and thinking that the bellend was the condom, like a small leatherhead for your penis
User avatar #83 - dinosaurballs (07/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Was I the only 6 year old who knew exactly what sex was? I even knew what oral sex was...
User avatar #85 to #83 - hillbill (07/17/2013) [-]
Nope, that's why I was strange around girls until I was 15.
User avatar #76 - justinishere (07/17/2013) [-]
I used to think kissing was the way babies were made, and thats why they say "kiss the bride" at weddings
#68 - neoexdeath ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
And now you know why I'm grumpy.
#59 - levchenko (07/17/2013) [-]
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#55 - queencardvike (07/17/2013) [-]
When I was little I thought Vaginas were just holes the size of a small bead.
User avatar #54 - anaphase (07/17/2013) [-]
The greatest mystery of my childhood was where girls pee from.
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