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Some of the most important quotes of all. Some of the most important quotes of all time… . Follow us on . corn Houston, we' had a problem." Astronaut Jim Lovell

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Houston, we' had a problem."
Astronaut Jim Lovell after an-
Oxygen tank exploded aboard Apollo "
200, 000 miles away from the Earth. a
The war in the Pacific has not
necessarily developed in Japan' s favor."
Tam A
Dimwito. surrendering Japan in World Wahq
Flight controllers here are looking very
carefully at the sit asio Obviously
NASA' s Mi Control spokesman two m mes
after the Challenger exploded.
was rather a serious evening,
you know." 1
sir Cosmo Duff Gordon, describing his
survival of the sinking of the Titanic.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking.
We have a small problem. Auteur engines have
stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them
going again. I trust you are not in use much distress."
PIN! Eric Moody alter volcanic ash caused all tour engines of
British Airways Flight 9 to Ian may Indonesia.
That man was fast."
union wad, out an Imam's annual: about Hum
Bolo World mew: Drinking Olympic Sprint.
l really messed up this time."
Serial killer Jeff; y Dahmer after getting caught.
This structure has novel features
whic_ h are of considerable
biological interest." I
Watson and Crick. talking about their discovery of DNA.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - royrogersmcfreely
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(07/17/2013) [-]
sorry.....
#12 to #8 - captainreposty
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User avatar #33 to #8 - bandoslootshare
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(07/17/2013) [-]
i would save ching chong for chinese.. for japanese i always go for the "kawaii desu" or "onii-chan" route
User avatar #42 to #33 - appleboom
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Oh man, now you ****** up.
User avatar #65 to #33 - empithree
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(07/17/2013) [-]
you racist
#14 to #8 - Sethorein
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(07/17/2013) [-]
You'll never be as bad as me.
#20 - whatasickname
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I'll be damned if he wasn't drowning in pussy after saying this.
#71 to #20 - anon id: 3911f3ca
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(07/17/2013) [-]
A lot of the people that died on Titanic were the poor anyway. I'll be damned if someone called "Sir Cosmo" wasn't put on a lifeboat.
User avatar #79 to #71 - mephiblis
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Better him than some "Oi m8 you 'avin a giggle? Il rek ya, ya fokin cnt!" *******.
User avatar #74 to #20 - JimChillino
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(07/17/2013) [-]
"drowning", eh?

You clever bastard
User avatar #10 - tdogmeds
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I'm rather fond of hyperboles.
User avatar #11 to #10 - galacticboner
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Me too, I use it like 1000 times a day.
#24 - africanking
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(07/17/2013) [-]
more like "History's greatest understatements"
User avatar #1 - TheFreak
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(07/16/2013) [-]
Waston and Crick were assholes. It was Rosalind Franklin's data that gave them the breakthrough they needed, but they never credited her until after death.
User avatar #62 to #1 - jabzilla
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(07/17/2013) [-]
thank you. Rosalind deserves more appreciation for her work, its a shame she never lived to see the recognition you and many others are now giving her.
#87 to #62 - appreciation
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I dont know who Rosalind is, but ill be sure to give her more of me ;)

my username
User avatar #88 to #87 - jabzilla
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(07/18/2013) [-]
nice haha.
User avatar #2 to #1 - mrblacksmoke
Reply +43 123456789123345869
(07/16/2013) [-]
Don't get me started on Nikola Tesla M8
User avatar #13 to #2 - TheFreak
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I know, Edison was was an asshat.
#49 - EdwardNigma
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(07/17/2013) [-]
"Ladies and gentleman, we have a small problem."
"All the engines have stopped"

I'm scared to think what a big problem is to this guy.
#63 to #49 - anon id: b9c35658
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(07/17/2013) [-]
lost, when lost happens he admits there might be a big problem
User avatar #69 to #49 - noblekira
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(07/17/2013) [-]
out of coffee
User avatar #60 to #49 - docxy
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(07/17/2013) [-]
imagine him as the mayor of clock town
"ladies and gentlemen, we have a small problem. it appears that a local celestial body has gone into a collision course with our town"
User avatar #64 to #49 - certifiedidiot
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Would have loved to find out that the next thing he said was ''Alright dude, hold my beer for a second''
#25 - mrmcput
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(07/17/2013) [-]
The British are the undebated masters of understatement.
User avatar #59 to #25 - milthyfoustache
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(07/17/2013) [-]
It's because we don't give a **** in the most charming way
#46 to #25 - golbot
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I think that title belongs to all the Common Wealth countries.


New Zealander Sir Edmund Hillary after being the first man to summit Mt. Everest.
#35 - dameush
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I've heard only 1 of these before
#22 - ohmyjebus
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(07/17/2013) [-]
i love top gear
User avatar #34 - SlowpokeForever
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Wow, the British just don't give a ****.