I want to be a Cougar. . I heard about women qlle sleeping with younger men, I guess they' re called cougars". I decided I want but I' m only 13. Turns out I' m
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I want to be a Cougar

I heard about women qlle
sleeping with younger men, I
guess they' re called
cougars". I decided I want
but I' m only 13.
Turns out I' m just a pedophile.
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Submitted: 07/16/2013
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#1 - tallpolishboy (07/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I wouldn't mind her
User avatar #4 - subbajubba (07/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
but I' m only 13.
Lightbulb making it extra weird..
#6 - highclassbean (07/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
generally I don't find women comedians very funny at all, this however was a fantastic joke.
generally I don't find women comedians very funny at all, this however was a fantastic joke.
#19 - sweetellie ONLINE (07/16/2013) [+] (19 replies)
I don't get why being a cougar is meant to be such a good thing.. Personally, I think it's really creepy. If a 40 year old guy was going out with an 18 year old girl all hell would break loose, so why is it acceptable for a woman to do it?
I don't get why being a cougar is meant to be such a good thing.. Personally, I think it's really creepy. If a 40 year old guy was going out with an 18 year old girl all hell would break loose, so why is it acceptable for a woman to do it?
User avatar #26 to #19 - payseht (07/16/2013) [-]
there are positives on both sides, talking from experience

for the guy, he snatched an older woman. That means he's awesome and mature and shit. She also has experience in bed which most girls don't. More over, she will do shit to you that a younger woman wouldn't without throwing up (same thing for fat chicks). She will also pay for most shit, if not all, just to keep the guy around.

For her it's a huge confidence boost. Women do everything in their power to stay or feel young, and fucking a younger man will do that. Plus, she reached their mid life crisis where, again, all they're trying to do is feel young, so live dangerously and don't care about commitment.

There are others but this is a long enough comment as it is and too much trouble for the few red thumbs I'll get because of it. I'm sorry for any grammar errors, spell-check is broken for some reason...
User avatar #48 - rattara (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 20 and single for 2 years
>Go to get beer (local store doesn't ID me)
>Put scooter on hind legs and encounter two women
>Both are older than my mother would be (over 40)
>They ask about the scooter, and I answer their inquires
>One of the women asked "If I'd like to party" with them
>Kindly decline because of reasons
>One offers up her number so I take it (can't be an asshole)
>They both take off with their 24 pack of Natural Light
>At the store door when I hear someone shout "Hey come here!"
>Woman late 20's to mid 30's says "Those ladies wanted some"
>I hadn't noticed and talk to her for about 10 minutes about how oblivious I am
>She gives me her number (I take it because can't be an asshole) and leaves also
>Clerk 18 y/o 7/10 points out my "game"
>Ask for her number and she laughs "You've had enough today"
>Only old women want my D.
#3 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Female comedians suck. They only talk about sex and their vaginas.
User avatar #7 to #3 - thepyras (07/16/2013) [-]
That's not true. That's just the only thing people want to hear them talk about. Plenty of female comedians talk about other things, but sex is what gets them on tv.
#40 - solarisofcelestia (07/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Really? Well then please, have a seat.
#49 to #40 - sirbustyabals (07/16/2013) [-]
Hello, Chris Handsome
#85 - googolplex (07/17/2013) [+] (16 replies)
#112 to #85 - imonaboatman (07/17/2013) [-]
He can slap the air all he wants.
User avatar #10 - trollwoopnazi (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"but I' m only 13.
Turns out I' m just a pedophile."
User avatar #9 - archangel (07/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
what she likes feet?
User avatar #66 - ghostisaho (07/16/2013) [-]
she looks do-able
User avatar #63 - steveaustin (07/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Sleep_Well_2.avi
User avatar #61 - timmywankenobi (07/16/2013) [-]
lol , there is something I don't get about how the media and stuff insists that most pedophiles are men but when I looked over the RCMP and Police statistics is show that for years now 65-68% of reported pedophilia accuations are against women not men. so why is it any time I see a anti pedo thing the example given is always a overweight man in a trench coat ? wouldn't it be more realistic and logical for it to be just a normal looking woman since that is the most likely perpetrator ?
User avatar #57 - Leopard (07/16/2013) [-]
She looks about 40.
User avatar #45 - Zombiefried (07/16/2013) [-]
What's on top of her head?
User avatar #2 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/16/2013) [-]
*Shotacon
#86 - sevend (07/17/2013) [-]
Wait.....
#88 - iamphoenix (07/17/2013) [-]
I'd hit it

Just lettin' the rest of you know
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