10/10 would recommend. . omerta. "rhmm " I tum " Huh homina. It should have at least one chapter on how to use your damn turning signals.
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omerta. "rhmm "
I tum " Huh homina
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User avatar #2 - tiddycats (07/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It should have at least one chapter on how to use your damn turning signals.
#5 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I live in California, home of the highest concentration of bad drivers outside of Asia. Everyone in a car here is a dick. Everyone uses their high beams. Even if they are entirely unneeded. Even if it is day time. Because **** everyone else. Because California.

As a side note, California drivers seem hit a frightening amount of bicyclists in my area. If visiting California, don't use a bike or use the sidewalks. Or the public transit system or drive anywhere. Don't come here.
#12 - ishimura (07/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
its cause of this bitch.
its cause of this bitch.
User avatar #6 - richardastley ONLINE (07/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A few weeks ago I was driving home at night with some jackass following me a little too close. A guy driving in the opposite direction forgot to turn his high beams off. This kind of pissed me off, but meh, it happens once in a while. The ******* genius behind me not only turned his high beams on, but he left them on until the other driver passed (about 5-10 seconds). So not only was I blinded from the front, but I had this other moron, whose job was to keep his high beams off while I maybe flashed mine for half a second, blinding me through my mirrors. I couldn't believe how dumb this ************ was.
#25 - Viggiator (07/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Seriously, yesterday i was driving and this asshole behind kept blinding me for like 15 minutes with his high beams. Then finally in my rear view mirror, i see that he's turning right, and I think to myself; "Thank god" and then the car behind him, had the high beams on as well and followed me for another 10 minutes!!!   
						*******					 HIGH BEAMS!
Seriously, yesterday i was driving and this asshole behind kept blinding me for like 15 minutes with his high beams. Then finally in my rear view mirror, i see that he's turning right, and I think to myself; "Thank god" and then the car behind him, had the high beams on as well and followed me for another 10 minutes!!!
******* HIGH BEAMS!
User avatar #1 - destroymen (07/15/2013) [-]
Blinded by the Light ~ Manfred Mann's Earth Band with lyrics
#38 - jeepchero (07/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Then you'd hate to be behind my jeep.

But actually, I'm not that much of dick, I only use those out of town
#40 to #38 - theseventhalias (07/16/2013) [-]
reminded me of this, from supernatural.
User avatar #30 - douthit (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And when it's dark and/or foggy, turn your lights on, assholes. It's not so you can see, it's so other people can see YOU, and not ******* kill YOU.
User avatar #58 - dunderbiffen (07/16/2013) [-]
Thank you lightbulb
Lamb of God-Omerta
User avatar #37 - gurtol (07/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I was always taught if you need your full beem to drive then you shouldn't be driving.
I had 1 headlight working on my car for a month and i still never needed to use full beem
#46 to #37 - lordaurion (07/16/2013) [-]
Lots of cars have really ****** OEM lights. Like my cherokee, the high beams on it are what regular ones are on other cars. I actually had a friend tell me to turn my high beams on because even he couldn't see **** . And they were already on.
#16 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Oh man, my drivers ed class instructor tells so many stories about people who do stupid **** like blinding people wither their high beams. Seriously like every one of her relatives has seen some kind of crazy car **** . Hell she tells stories of her sister's friend's aunt's cousin, she knows more about what not to do than what to do when driving a car. Good times man. I have got to have one of the best drivers ed classes ever. Like seriously what is the chance of being the only guy in a class of 7 including the instructor, all of which are the same age, AND decently attractive. If anyone has any cool drivers ed experiences, please share, I'm curious to see what other classes are like.
User avatar #10 - houseofbrick (07/16/2013) [-]
I live in a town full of old people, so at least a quarter of the drivers will have their brights on. It's annoying as **** and its only worse for me because I get migraines from bright lights.
User avatar #8 - anonefgthree (07/16/2013) [-]
I had no idea what it was talking about until I read the comments. I've never heard that term before. Where I live everyone calls them brights
User avatar #7 - smede (07/16/2013) [-]
I always feel atrocious driving around my junker. It has only one working, beyond dim low beam that isnt even leveled, and two moderately good high beams. So either i leave my low beams on and cant see, or turn on my high beams and be a slight prick.

( i drive a 2000 lhs, need new headlamps and they cost 200$ each. so until inspection time i guess im just gonna deal with it )
User avatar #64 - xgarthx (07/16/2013) [-]
Sweet sweet revenge. I had gotten off work at 2 p.m. in the morning and was on my way home, they were doing construction on the road I was using so we had to be escorted by a police cruiser throughout the construction zone. We were driving around 25-30(50 speed limit) all the while I had this mini-van behind me tail gating as if I could go faster, he also had his brights on, I had the common sense and courtesy to turn mine off when other cars are in front of me or oncoming, so I had to cruise through the construction zone for around 15-20 Minutes with this dumbass behind me, I could tell the driver was impatient but I was behind a car that was behind a cop so I couldn't really go faster. Then we turned on the freeway, the van sped past me, which was of course the wrong thing to do as he blinded me for the duration of my ride so I was going to do the same thing to him, as he past me I got behind him and hit my high beams.
Bright bright, ***** .
User avatar #62 - geranemo **User deleted account** (07/16/2013) [-]
: Hammers & Floodlights : Foamy The Squirrel
#61 - idontwantausername (07/16/2013) [-]
HIDs are just as bad.
User avatar #55 - therainbowqueen (07/16/2013) [-]
have my like sir
User avatar #53 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/16/2013) [-]
How about a book called "How to Drive-For Asian Dummies"?
It would have 300 pages that are all blank except for the first, which would say in large, bold, underlined, capitalized font, "STAY OFF THE GODDAMN ROAD".
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