Cinema Shenanigans. Even better to bring a squirt bottle and pretend to masturbate. Even better to bring a squirt bottle and actually masturbate. it, just mastu
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Cinema Shenanigans

Even better to bring a squirt bottle and pretend to masturbate.

Even better to bring a squirt bottle and actually masturbate.

**** it, just masturbate.

I USED TO BE FRUSTRATED BY PEOPLE TALKING
AT MOVIE THEATERS UNTIL I REALIZED HOW
ENTERTAINING WAS TO BRING A SPIRIRT
BOTTLE AND PRETEND TO SNEEZE.
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Submitted: 07/15/2013
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#1 - realistic (07/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #2 - ipaintmyfloor (07/16/2013) [-]
Saying, "Shut the **** up! I'm trying to masturbate" usually works for me
User avatar #5 - henryfordthegod (07/16/2013) [-]
can do
#4 - bronywhat (07/16/2013) [-]
Better hope they're smaller than you.
#6 - ichbinzweijahrealt (07/16/2013) [-]
MFW squirt
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