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haw many "" guys times it take be change a light bulb? New
they' ll just it and get pissed when it rtyn' t screw.
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#6 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny!
#5 - powerfapping (07/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Guys who claim to be in the friendzone aren't mad because they don't get sex. They're mad because their affection isn't returned. They're frustrated because, despite treating their crush with decency, they don't get a return on their efforts, for whatever reason.
User avatar #28 - kousei (07/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Honestly, I'm getting real tired of both sides of this **** .

"Friend-Zoners": If you don't want to date this guy then don't ask him to hold your emotional baggage, it's unfair. Also, a note, that lame excuse "I don't want to risk our friendship" is ******** ! The friendship is now out the window, don't bother trying to put it nicely, you're crushing his dreams already just tell him the truth.

"Friend-zoned": No amount of pissing and moaning will fix this, it's ****** . Now, you have 2 options. Either turn yourself into a god damned door mat hoping she realizes how great you are, or stop hanging out with her. I have been there before, truly speaking from the friend zone, twice. I have tested both of these and you know what, walking away felt a hell of a lot better. However, which ever path you choose don't go bitching about it, it happened, it's done, sure say you got friend zoned but don't make that the only thing.

Both: Guess what, your relationship is now on its head, it will never be the same, it will change. Know what you should do? Control the change, decide how it does, both of you have the power but know one thing, it can't go back.

TLR
****** ****** , no point bitching, do something about it.
User avatar #4 - Sockopolis (07/15/2013) [-]
Here's the bottom line, ''nice guys:"

Being nice isn't how you flirt. Im no love guru, but I can tell you that much.
User avatar #40 - tittentei (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

12.

One to screw it in,
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
#22 - rummler (07/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So this was in my news feed today
#32 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (07/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #39 - iliekcereal (07/16/2013) [-]
I don't feel she has to date because I was nice to her.

I just really wish she would.
#47 - TomHamilton (07/16/2013) [-]
Alright guess I'll contribute as well. I'm a guy who's been friend zoned many many times, like it's not even funny. I see people saying that most just bitch and whine and hope they'll come around one day, and yeah I certainly hope some will start to like me too. But you know what I do in the mean time? I be her God damn friend. I do it with the hope she'll come around, but it's not the reason I do it. I do it because I obviously like this person as a person and care about them. What I'm gonna stop liking this person because she won't suck my dick? No! I'm not going to throw away a good friendship over something stupid. And really it's the best thing to do. If she starts liking you romantically fantastic, God speed my brother! If not, you still got a fantastic friend who's there for you, just like you're there for her. (Pic related it's my two cents)
#49 - infinitereaper (07/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Women get friend-zoned all the time too, but no one talks about that.

I don't know if I'm guilty of it myself, but men are so ******* dense, we don't speak "subtle hint" or this "body language".

Seriously tired of seeing this **** on FJ, friendzoning happens and we all have to deal with it, but here it's just a " **** all" idiotic friendzoned men attitude on FJ.

It's just sad. This community is sad. You make me sad. Let's go burn down a post office.

#31 - jinapayne (07/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Am I the only one who thinks the Friendzone is a myth? No, literally a myth. I mean I've never hear of someone who actually was put in the friendzone legitimately. Everyone always talks about it but I dont know anyone that has been put into it
And also Id be lucky if I even got into this "friendzone". Im not friends with any girls
#70 - lolibear (07/16/2013) [-]
Okay, Firstly, to the guys in the comments saying that you should make your intentions known, to some of us that's just harder sometimes, and many of us genuinely try and fail. Secondly, all relationships have to be based on attraction, first and foremost. If you were "friend-zoned" then there are two possibilities. One, they don't find you attractive and don't know how to say it, or perhaps don't feel you match them well, even if they find you attractive. In this case, shut the **** up, move on, don't mope. two, they really don't want to lose you as a friend. This is rare and if it is true, the best thing to do is find some way to encourage them, or perhaps coax it, because they probably do want to go out with you and are just scared.... but this is so rare I would only consider it if you are absolutely sure this is the case. Finally I would like to mention that you should never obsess over someone. If you are interested in someone and it's not been going anywhere, consider those around you, maybe someone is hoping you would notice them.
#30 - abiku (07/16/2013) [-]
I've honestly never been able to understand how friend-zoning is considered a real thing. If a guy or girl makes their intentions clear, and the person evades/ignores it? they probably don't want it. I also find it hard to believe that many girls would reject a guy she likes even a teeny tiny bit, because its hard to reject people, feels 						******					 as hell, and people like feeling cared about. I wouldn't be surprised if most cheating f both parties is simply not knowing how to say 'no'. Most cases of 'friendzone' seem to be 'she/he has no 						*******					 clue'
I've honestly never been able to understand how friend-zoning is considered a real thing. If a guy or girl makes their intentions clear, and the person evades/ignores it? they probably don't want it. I also find it hard to believe that many girls would reject a guy she likes even a teeny tiny bit, because its hard to reject people, feels ****** as hell, and people like feeling cared about. I wouldn't be surprised if most cheating f both parties is simply not knowing how to say 'no'. Most cases of 'friendzone' seem to be 'she/he has no ******* clue'
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#51 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
Being nice and being myself seemed to work just fine for me. I am not sure if I have friend zoned anyone though
#41 - ddylann (07/16/2013) [-]
holy **** ive seen this joke so many god damned times on this site
User avatar #33 - srskate (07/16/2013) [-]
My friends got mad when I sent this to them
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