If i was the Devil.... Check the tags junkies!. If I was The Devil I would manifest myself inside of a virgin, say that I am the Son of God and convince everyon Jesus actually the devil
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If i was the Devil.... Check the tags junkies!. If I was The Devil I would manifest myself inside of a virgin, say that I am the Son of God and convince everyon

Check the tags junkies!

If I was The Devil I would manifest myself
inside of a virgin, say that I am the Son of God
and convince everyone that they can now be
forgiven for every sin Just by asking, thus
opening the floodgates for an unprecedented
and unending torrent of sin.
I would start with the uneducated and the poor.
I would impress them with some magic tricks,
teach them to pretend to eat my flesh, drink my
blood and always, ALWAYS, use MY name
when speaking to God.
I would most assuredly use my immortality
to fool them into thinking I came back from
the dead as proof of my divinity.
What better way is there to channel more
souls away from God and straight into Hell?
LANCE SIEVE'S
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #3 - irlspeaker
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/15/2013) [-]
pretty much guy
#1 - anon id: 9051209b
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/14/2013) [-]
If i *were the Devil
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