Asians. They can't drive planes either.. Asians are the only people where nobody' s afraid to be racist to our face. In "ifail With other people, it' s like, sh Not zimmerman
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Asians

They can't drive planes either.

Asians are the only people where
nobody' s afraid to be racist to our face.
In "ifail With other people, it' s like,
shh! There' s a black guy coming...
But for me, I' ll be sitting in a
Vietnamese restaurant with 27
other Asians, and my white
friend will just barge in.
**** THE DRIVING IN
LITTLE SAIGON IIS AWFUL!
So what' s on the menu, puppies
and dogs, eh?" while winking
and nudging me.
And I' ll be like, "Dude, you' re
being outnumbered 28 to 1
right now!”
And he' s like, "AH, you guys
aren' t gonna do anything."
...
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#10 - bazda (07/15/2013) [+] (38 replies)
Racism, just like any other insult, is only as offensive as you allow it to be. Whites and Asians don't give a **** , that's why racism against the two goes unnoticed. We don't make a big deal about it. I've been called a cracker to my face once, in an attempt to humiliate me, and I laughed so hard the guy got embarrassed and left.
User avatar #4 - zomgwaffle (07/15/2013) [+] (15 replies)
it's true... most of us won't... the shame
#12 - agentmoleman (07/15/2013) [-]
Something something read minds something..
Something something read minds something..
#5 - unikornking (07/15/2013) [+] (26 replies)
They don't drive boats good either
#15 - Holyshizznips (07/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Probably because we all know that no matter how good we are at something... Somewhere out there there's a 12 year old Asian girl that can do it better than us. So we mad, naturally.
Probably because we all know that no matter how good we are at something... Somewhere out there there's a 12 year old Asian girl that can do it better than us. So we mad, naturally.
User avatar #82 - Happiness (07/15/2013) [-]
Because they can read his mind and know he's not serious
#40 - fukyeahraptorr (07/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #24 - aldheim (07/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm terrified of being racist to Asians, they all know Kung-Fu.
#144 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (07/15/2013) [+] (31 replies)
No one hates Asians more than other Asians.   
   
Mistake a Chinese man for Japanese? All hell breaks loose.   
   
TFW
No one hates Asians more than other Asians.

Mistake a Chinese man for Japanese? All hell breaks loose.

TFW
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#106 - ncgal (07/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Since the comment section is kind of serious... If we are really being truthful with ourselves, most of us are not bigots. In fact, I believe there are very few hardcore bigots here on FJ. We throw out words like ****** , spic, chink, honkey, cracker, towel head, etc., and we make fun of the stereotypes just for that. FUN. It is (nearly always) just to be humorous and not to be spiteful. Just like making fun of other countries. Yes. Sometimes a post or comment can go too far and be hurtful and that is usually from a troll trying to start a ********* . I love that we have such a diverse group on FJ. Some people don't like it when you say "FJ community" and you may think I'm cheesy for saying this, but that's how I feel about it. You know how a sibling/close friend can piss you off one minute and in the next minute you're cool? For me it's like that. Family. So all you ******* , chinks, rednecks, spics, towelheads, etc., have a great ******* day. I love every one one of you faggots!
User avatar #22 - iliekrice (07/15/2013) [-]
Well duh it's because we can read your minds.
#207 - andersbreivik (07/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It's because ******* are subhumans that will attack people for using racial slurs.

As where the Asians are more intelligent and they know not to **** with the master race.

Whites>Asians(Korea, Japan, Mongolia, China)>the other Asians>Latinos>Arabs> *******
#45 - ihatecarltonbanks (07/15/2013) [-]
some Chinese place in my town was busted a couple months back cause they had a surprise health inspection and the guy found frozen cats in the freezer... so yeah

pic related. it was there faces as they prayed internally he didn't open the freezer
#48 - jakols (07/15/2013) [-]
...Yeah,
because even if you don't say all the **** you're thinking it out loud to Asians, they're still just gonna read your mind and figure it out by themselves...
#36 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
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#202 - darthblam ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
Because most Asians are typically intelligent and self-confident enough to take jokes and not be violent assholes about them.

At least that's the way I see it.
I'm friends with a Vietnamese guy and a Korean guy and they don't give a **** when I crack some joke for fun. They usually throw something right back.

Though the only joke I have for my Korean friend is how he almost proves the stereotype of South Koreans by being a natural pro at Starcraft.
#116 - SILENCEnight (07/15/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2900941 at Friendly ** No that's just your friend being an asshole.
#11 - gemleonn ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
And when they finally build up the courage to say something.
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