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#45 - herculesjr
Reply +6
(07/15/2013) [-]
when I read"If I was your husband , I would drink it" I was like dude, I need to come up with **** like this so I dont get bullied and ****
when I read"If I was your husband , I would drink it" I was like dude, I need to come up with **** like this so I dont get bullied and ****
#47 to #45 - fcrocker
Reply +2
(07/15/2013) [-]
Protip: Just pick out their biggest insecurity they have about themselves, it could be something to do with their appearance, and just mercilessly rip into it.
#73 to #47 - mattseven
Reply +2
(07/15/2013) [-]
True story. This once happened to me :

(I'm slightly larger than most girls, and it was very hot outside so I was wearing shorts.)

bitchy girl at school : WTF hide your legs, they're disgusting!
me : Oh, well, at least, what I got to hide isn't in the middle of my face, like a HUGE NOSE.

she ran away, crying.
#136 to #73 - fcrocker
Reply +2
(07/15/2013) [-]