MP: "Mr. Churchill, must you ti) 1 asleep while Trn speaking?"
Churchill: "No, ids purely voluntary,"
Woman: "You' re drunk. And what' s more,
you' re disgustingly drunk."
Churchill: "You' re ugly. And what' s more,
you' re disgustingly ugly. But when I wake up,
I' ll be sober, and you' ll still be ugly."
Lady Astor: "If I was your wife, sir,
I would poison your coffee."
i Winston Churchill: "If I was your
husband, I would drink it."