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What if there was a
game,
Where you get to pick from a
variety of monster archetypes
and stalk other players in third
person.
White the other players are
restricted to a first person view,
preferably using an Oculus Rift.
The players have no idea what
monster they are facing, and can
be toyed with in various ways.
One monster might be able to
project its image onto various
objects, or make flashlights stop
working for a few seconds.
Another might be able to capture
sections of the players anygame
voice chat and play it back to
them, luring them closer.
Stalkers preferring a more direct
approach might choose a
monster that could decapitate
their victims, leaving a trail of
blood or a head to find.
The hunted could wear a pulse
reader. This would play a
heartbeat noise that the Stalker
could hear if they were close. A
faster pulse noise would let the
Stalker know if the player is
really scared or not.
The hunted players would need
to use teamwork and play smart
to try and win. They might need
to find an artifact to destroy a
magical or ghostly monster,
while other monsters might die
the old fashioned way.
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Submitted: 07/14/2013
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#8 - ballisticmistype ONLINE (07/14/2013) [+] (10 replies)
#39 - alekksandar (07/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
U FAGOT I FUKED UR MOM TONITE

IL WREK U IF I EVER SEE U IRL UR DEAD KID
#32 - neznanc **User deleted account** (07/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This already exists, except there is just one type of monster...
#6 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
that good sir would be an awesome game
#4 - myturntoevil (07/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like a 						*******					 plan ma man
Sounds like a ******* plan ma man
#5 - akho (07/14/2013) [+] (14 replies)
What if...

You are playing while your gf is giving you a blowjob

And you are hiding really really well, enemies all around, and bitch just deep throats those 5 inches of power and your pulse meter runs off charts.

Needless to say you fail the mission as every monster in the entire ******* server is on to you.

Inb4 "false. you don't have a gf"
#25 - tora (07/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like Cabin in the Woods
User avatar #14 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (07/14/2013) [+] (25 replies)
I'm already making something similar to this.
#56 - Shadwstryker (07/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW I put the pulse reader on my dick and my stalker will never know.

I really need to get out more.
#213 - winsauceiswin (07/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
half this thread's face when
half this thread's face when
#233 - katinka (07/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
reposting my comment on the repost
reposting my comment on the repost
#96 - daboomee (07/15/2013) [-]
A cool monster I'd like to see would be The thing. You could start out as the creature and infect other players and disguise yourself as them.
User avatar #199 - ForNarniaaa (07/15/2013) [-]
Cabin in the Woods: The Game
#50 - mcdubwise (07/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ever watch Cabin in the Woods? Kind of like this in movie version. Great flick either way, highly recommend.
Ever watch Cabin in the Woods? Kind of like this in movie version. Great flick either way, highly recommend.
User avatar #159 - kuraithevision (07/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm still waiting for this to happen. I'm actually starting a degree program in game design in September. If someone else doesn't make this happen, I guess I'll have no other choice but to take this upon myself.
#70 - ofmiceandmen (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
7/14/2013   
   
The day the lightbulb got everything right. Good job lightbulb, good job.
7/14/2013

The day the lightbulb got everything right. Good job lightbulb, good job.
#248 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What if we had a Funnyjunk,
where we didn't repost.
User avatar #184 - tehweave (07/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Nobody would want to play the hunted. Everyone would want to play the monsters.
User avatar #186 to #184 - EmoHairflip (07/15/2013) [-]
I'd totally want to be the hunted.
#28 - socialoutcast (07/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
WHY AREN'T WE FUNDING THIS?!
#27 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The pulse reader would have to be on the joy pad itself, to stop people putting it on their dicks while playing.
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