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#5 - akho (07/14/2013) [-]
What if...

You are playing while your gf is giving you a blowjob

And you are hiding really really well, enemies all around, and bitch just deep throats those 5 inches of power and your pulse meter runs off charts.

Needless to say you fail the mission as every monster in the entire fucking server is on to you.

Inb4 "false. you don't have a gf"
#10 to #5 - tomthehippie (07/14/2013) [-]
five inches of power....

I feel sorry for you son.

I got 99 problems...

but a small dick aint one
#101 to #10 - kevinator (07/15/2013) [-]
Another reputable source claims that the relaxed (flaccid, non-tumescent) human penis has an average length of only 4 inches (10 cm) and a diameter of 1.25 inches (3.2 cm) (which would result in a circumference of roughly 3.9 inches (9.9 cm) while fully erect ones have an average length of 6 inches (15 cm) and a diameter of 1.5 inches (3.8 cm), resulting in an erect circumference of 4.71 inches (12.0 cm).[8]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

technically, 5 inch is just an inch off the average.
#190 to #101 - tomthehippie (07/15/2013) [-]
damn... was that really that shitty of a joke?
#253 to #190 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes.
#110 to #101 - tomthehippie (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh boo hoo, ruin my joke why don't you?
#31 to #10 - rprzombie (07/14/2013) [-]
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I laughed soooooooooo hard.

Red thumbs be damned, you're my hero.
#42 to #31 - tomthehippie (07/14/2013) [-]
I'll go down with the red thumbs.
User avatar #9 to #5 - createdjustnow (07/14/2013) [-]
who plays games while gettign a bj. that's just insensitive
User avatar #219 to #9 - redstag (07/15/2013) [-]
I've done it.
User avatar #220 to #219 - redstag (07/15/2013) [-]
Fuck have had it done to me. But she got pissed when told the guys i was playing with that she was.
User avatar #16 to #9 - symmiie ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
It's actually awesome if the girl suggests it.
#11 to #9 - radtroll (07/14/2013) [-]
so why the fuck do you think guys like "gamer girls"?
User avatar #111 to #11 - createdjustnow (07/15/2013) [-]
i like girls that can beet me in a game. cause then i have a great challenge
User avatar #73 to #11 - thedarkestrogue (07/15/2013) [-]
I like girls who enjoy playing games with me. Regardless of if its a simple game like White Noise/Slender or a AAA competitive game like BF or TitanFall.
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