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#5 - akho (07/14/2013) [-]
What if...

You are playing while your gf is giving you a blowjob

And you are hiding really really well, enemies all around, and bitch just deep throats those 5 inches of power and your pulse meter runs off charts.

Needless to say you fail the mission as every monster in the entire ******* server is on to you.

Inb4 "false. you don't have a gf"
#10 to #5 - tomthehippie (07/14/2013) [-]
five inches of power....

I feel sorry for you son.

I got 99 problems...

but a small dick aint one
#101 to #10 - kevinator (07/15/2013) [-]
Another reputable source claims that the relaxed (flaccid, non-tumescent) human penis has an average length of only 4 inches (10 cm) and a diameter of 1.25 inches (3.2 cm) (which would result in a circumference of roughly 3.9 inches (9.9 cm) while fully erect ones have an average length of 6 inches (15 cm) and a diameter of 1.5 inches (3.8 cm), resulting in an erect circumference of 4.71 inches (12.0 cm).[8]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

technically, 5 inch is just an inch off the average.
#190 to #101 - tomthehippie (07/15/2013) [-]
damn... was that really that ****** of a joke?
#253 to #190 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes.
#110 to #101 - tomthehippie (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh boo hoo, ruin my joke why don't you?
#31 to #10 - rprzombie (07/14/2013) [-]
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I laughed soooooooooo hard.

Red thumbs be damned, you're my hero.
#42 to #31 - tomthehippie (07/14/2013) [-]
I'll go down with the red thumbs.
User avatar #9 to #5 - createdjustnow (07/14/2013) [-]
who plays games while gettign a bj. that's just insensitive
User avatar #219 to #9 - redstag (07/15/2013) [-]
I've done it.
User avatar #220 to #219 - redstag (07/15/2013) [-]
**** have had it done to me. But she got pissed when told the guys i was playing with that she was.
User avatar #16 to #9 - symmiie ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
It's actually awesome if the girl suggests it.
#11 to #9 - radtroll (07/14/2013) [-]
so why the **** do you think guys like "gamer girls"?
User avatar #111 to #11 - createdjustnow (07/15/2013) [-]
i like girls that can beet me in a game. cause then i have a great challenge
User avatar #73 to #11 - thedarkestrogue (07/15/2013) [-]
I like girls who enjoy playing games with me. Regardless of if its a simple game like White Noise/Slender or a AAA competitive game like BF or TitanFall.
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