That’s why Thor’s hammer .... That’s why Thor’s hammer couldn’t break it… for more. HAMMER BREAK CAPTAIN AMERICAS SHIELD? IT WAS MADE OUT OF RENE AND THE DREAMS 9lols
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HAMMER BREAK CAPTAIN
AMERICAS SHIELD?
IT WAS MADE OUT
OF RENE AND THE
DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN
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#8 - jimli (07/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Funnyjunk's formula for humor:   
   
Insert an image of a bald eagle or the American Flag   
   
"FREEDOM LULULULULUL"
Funnyjunk's formula for humor:

Insert an image of a bald eagle or the American Flag

"FREEDOM LULULULULUL"
#18 to #8 - dereken (07/15/2013) [-]
That's tumblr sir.

Funnyjunk's form of humor is to take funny stuff from other websites
User avatar #1 - bobthedilder (07/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
His bones are just made of bone it's coated in adamantium
#22 - realistic (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #9 - TheLastNinja (07/14/2013) [+] (30 replies)
What if Wolverine and Captain America were to get into a fight?
#37 to #28 - schreit (07/15/2013) [-]
You shut your filthy mouth.

Captain America is the ****** man.
#3 - williamzanziger (07/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
captain Americas shield is a hybrid Vibranium/Adamantium alloy
#75 - taintedangel (07/15/2013) [+] (14 replies)
MARVEL NERD TIME!!!   
   
Cap's shield is made of a vibranium/adamantium alloy, and Thor's hammer, Mijolnir, is made of an Asguardian metal called Uru.     
Adamantium is indestructible by Earth standards, vibranium absorbs all kinetic energy so that means no matter the force the wielder of the shield will feel no vibrations.  Uru is a metal that is indestructible by Asguardian standards and a bit stronger than adamantium.   
   
The way vibranium works is that it stores all kinetic energy thrown at it in the spaces between it's atomic structure, and that in turn strengthens the vibranium and what other metals it's mixed with.  So that means every blow to the shield makes Cap's shield stronger, every deflected bullet, grenade, bounce off the wall, using it to hit someone, and even Thor's hit with the hammer strengthened it.     
   
That's why Cap's shield could block Thor's hammer.
MARVEL NERD TIME!!!

Cap's shield is made of a vibranium/adamantium alloy, and Thor's hammer, Mijolnir, is made of an Asguardian metal called Uru.
Adamantium is indestructible by Earth standards, vibranium absorbs all kinetic energy so that means no matter the force the wielder of the shield will feel no vibrations. Uru is a metal that is indestructible by Asguardian standards and a bit stronger than adamantium.

The way vibranium works is that it stores all kinetic energy thrown at it in the spaces between it's atomic structure, and that in turn strengthens the vibranium and what other metals it's mixed with. So that means every blow to the shield makes Cap's shield stronger, every deflected bullet, grenade, bounce off the wall, using it to hit someone, and even Thor's hit with the hammer strengthened it.

That's why Cap's shield could block Thor's hammer.
#55 - lionti (07/15/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Why are people associating Wolverine with Canada when Hugh Jackman is Australian? or is the character Wolverine from Canada?…I always thought he was American
#57 to #55 - swiftshadow (07/15/2013) [-]
nope, wolverine is Canadian. So is Deadpool
#45 - HumbertoL (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I am disappointed by the lack of Americium

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americium
User avatar #95 - pfccross (07/15/2013) [-]
thats why he heals so quickly...
#87 - shadowxmarrow (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
GUYS

GUYS I JUST HAD A BREAKTHROUGH

GUYS LISTEN

WOLVERINE REGENERATES BACK TO HEALTH AFTER BEING BADLY INJURED
AND IS ALSO CANADIAN

CANADIANS HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE WHICH MEANS THEY CAN GET MEDICAL HELP AND GET BETTER WITHOUT MUCH WORRY

WOLVERINE IS CAPTAIN CANADA
#7 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Its his bones that should have broken, ******* pansy captain propaganda.
User avatar #11 to #7 - GeneralLazors (07/14/2013) [-]
That isn't true because the way vibranium works is it reflects all the energy that goes into it this includes kinetic energy so he wouldn't of felt a thing.
#21 - maguitox ONLINE (07/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sort of related
User avatar #19 - Sockopolis (07/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Jesus H. Christ.
People need to research their **** before asking such dumb questions.
It's practically common knowledge that Captain America's Vibranium shield absorbs any and all vibrations from impact somewhat flawlessly, allowing it to take anything from fly swatters to Thor's man hammer.
User avatar #12 - dildoes (07/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Attention! There's a man-whore going around calling people bad for being gay, straight, acting gay, then straight and worst of all, changing his profile picture extremely often!
The indecisive liar in question is therealsuperderpy, and he needs to stop fingering himself while on the fence of absolutely everything. He has yet to state any decision at all in which he doesn't change his mind about in less than 24 hours. Absolutely all of his life is indecision and shenanigans.
If you are to spot this butt, you mustn't believe that he believes a word he says, regardless of how real, legit and true his belief for it seems.
#33 to #12 - Shadwstryker (07/15/2013) [-]
Thanks for the useless update brah
Thanks for the useless update brah
#74 - caesarslegion (07/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Let's face it;

If Canada was that great, it would be the 51st state.

bring on the red thumbs.
User avatar #79 to #74 - taintedangel (07/15/2013) [-]
Forgetting 1812 are you?
User avatar #41 - theavatarspupil (07/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm hopefully going to go to Canada for the first time tomorrow.
User avatar #34 - scoobi (07/15/2013) [-]
**** , you have no idea.
His bones are made of maple syrup, universal health care, moose, polar bears, snow and maple leafs
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