How to describe a penis. . l was asked to describe what an uncircumcised penis looks like. without showing cine." circumcised uncircumcised. If your penis looks like E.T, I'd consider seeing a doctor. How to describe a penis l was asked what an uncircumcised looks like without showing cine " circumcised If your E T I'd consider seeing doctor
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #357 - timmywankenobi
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Come on people it's not about looks it's about human rights no one has the right to mutilate healthy babies period.
User avatar #359 to #357 - welfarekid [OP]
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Stay off my ****.
#1 - scant
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If your penis looks like E.T, I'd consider seeing a doctor.
User avatar #13 to #1 - martycamp
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Can you recommend any good ones?
#16 to #13 - anon id: d3224855
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Dr Mengele
User avatar #18 to #16 - martycamp
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I did Nazi that coming
#210 to #16 - levchenko
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Ready when you are...
#236 to #1 - kotos
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are you kidding I'd let it look like et if it can extend far and glow at the tip I can rub it on people and say, "Ouuuchhhh" in an et voice
are you kidding I'd let it look like et if it can extend far and glow at the tip I can rub it on people and say, "Ouuuchhhh" in an et voice
User avatar #17 - crystalmethod
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Uncut fags just be jealous
#301 to #17 - themrsnowman
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only on funny junk will people argue about circumcised and uncircumcised penises
User avatar #306 to #301 - thasuperpimp
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You've clearly never been to /b/.

I **** you not, they have this argument twice a day.
#323 to #306 - anon id: ff08d3bb
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or even bungie.net. it's an incredibly serious topic for depressed neckbeards all over the internet, apparently.
#361 to #301 - crystalmethod
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It's the funniest ****. Just look at all the people that be mad
#362 to #361 - anon id: b1ca9edf
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The Shrivel dicked uncuts are just mad and thumbing everyone down.
User avatar #363 to #362 - crystalmethod
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b-i-n-g-oh snap
User avatar #87 to #17 - mooghens
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>uncut meaning having better sex and being able to fap without lube
Yeah. Im totally jealous that i wasn't mutilated at birth
User avatar #113 to #87 - RollerRolledRoll
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Not that I am trying to support anyone's argument, I couldn't give a crap if anyone is cut or uncut. But I am cut and I never use lube. It's not an issue to fap without it. Just letting you know that, bro.
User avatar #140 to #87 - IbeTrollinFewl
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Uncut people don't need lube O_0
User avatar #152 to #140 - IbeTrollinFewl
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*cut
User avatar #367 to #87 - zomgwaffle
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I've never fapped with lube in my life.
#120 to #87 - anon id: 3390a258
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who says you cant fap without lube?
#104 to #87 - anon id: b1ca9edf
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Cut people don't need lube...
#109 to #104 - anon id: b1ca9edf
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That's just beta virgin fags that see how uncut people fap and try and then burn themselves.
#197 to #87 - patronanvers
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Actually, cut people tend to have better sex. Due to the lack of foreskin their penis is less sensitive so the sex lasts longer. And being cut is not mutilation. It can be done because of religious aspects or due health problems.
#49 to #17 - thasuperpimp
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>"Uncut fags"
I am a fag because I haven't mutilated my penis
#111 to #49 - anon id: 3390a258
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mutilation that makes your penis more appealing to women? LOL
#118 to #111 - anon id: b1ca9edf
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Makes it bigger and less digusting looking.
#149 to #118 - anon id: 3390a258
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thats what i just said. They call it mutilation when it makes it look nicer
User avatar #114 to #111 - thasuperpimp
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If you say so
User avatar #96 to #49 - IbeTrollinFewl
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Well, in my opinion small brown sea cucumbers don't look very appetizing
User avatar #98 to #96 - thasuperpimp
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Cutting off your foreskin because you don't like the look of your penis is like cutting off your head because you think you're ugly.
User avatar #116 to #98 - smellmyfaceforswag
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Most people have their foreskin cut off not by choice. When I was born I had mines cut off and I'm pretty sure that this is the same circumstance of why you haven't gotten yours cut off. Also It's because of religeon and safety measures that it get cut off, it has nothing to do with the look.



"Look at my foreskin... Tis it not art?"
User avatar #127 to #116 - thasuperpimp
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Well the way the other guy was talking about it seemed to imply that the only reason to have a circumcision was purely for looks, I do understand there are other reasons for it, I just think it's stupid to remove a part of your body just because of it's appearance.
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User avatar #335 to #331 - smellmyfaceforswag
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I'm sorry to hear that but I hope you get a bit more used to it through out life.
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#341 to #338 - smellmyfaceforswag
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That's the right idea!
That's the right idea!
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#348 to #344 - smellmyfaceforswag
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The best of luck that you get that game my friend. I know you'll enjoy it.
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User avatar #369 to #368 - smellmyfaceforswag
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Have fun searching fo yo daddy!
#196 to #116 - anon id: 7b98d0a9
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safety measures
User avatar #103 to #98 - IbeTrollinFewl
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Except that analogy is ******* retarded, cutting off your head will kill you, that and I have never seen an uncut dick above 3 in, which kind of suck when you enjoy pleasure.
User avatar #112 to #103 - thasuperpimp
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Wait, so you mean to tell me that you've never seen an uncut penis longer than 3 inches? I don't really understand what you're trying to say.
User avatar #115 to #112 - IbeTrollinFewl
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When dicks aren't cut they tend to stay smaller.
#172 to #115 - lafuriaroja
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That's one of the most ridiculous "facts" I've read in the comments section during all my time on FJ.
That's one of the most ridiculous "facts" I've read in the comments section during all my time on FJ.
User avatar #128 to #115 - kyrozor
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That's one of the single most ******* retarded things I have ever read in my life.
User avatar #135 to #128 - IbeTrollinFewl
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Feel free to look it up, don't be buttfrustrated with me.
User avatar #123 to #115 - thasuperpimp
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Maybe so, but I wouldn't go that far. I'm uncut and about 6.5 inches.
User avatar #126 to #123 - IbeTrollinFewl
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Nice, though I have to say big uncut dicks look fantastic, its just then they are smaller they don't look so good.
User avatar #134 to #126 - thasuperpimp
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I think it also depends on the tightness of the skin. If you have a saggy mess on the end of your penis it looks disgusting.
User avatar #148 to #134 - IbeTrollinFewl
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I think the only problem I have with circumcision is that the child has no say. Although you can regrow the skin it should be that mans choice. That and some circumcisions are done badly leaving someone with a weird cock that either bends or leans one way or the other. But now that technology and medicine are improving they are being done better, which means less hack and slash.
#198 to #148 - anon id: 7b98d0a9
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confirmed for not knowing anything about anatomy
User avatar #163 to #148 - thasuperpimp
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I totally agree, if my parents had that done to me I'd never forgive them. I also heard about a Rabbi that gave babies circumcisions with his teeth. I can't remember the exact reason for doing so, I think it was a tradition thing or some ****. But it left most of the babies with infections that they later died from.
#317 to #115 - anon id: cf2659bb
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I keep staring at your username as I read this conversation, and it makes me a bit suspicious.
User avatar #307 to #115 - rokkarokkaali
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You're correct. I read this comment and grabbed a pair of scissors and started cutting my foreskin off. It grew by 2 inches almost immediately. It might just be the tons of puss and blood building up on a swollen cock, but it works alright.
#108 to #103 - scottybeans
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Which is why countries that don't do circumcisions to the average child have lower average lengths.
#40 - madhattergirl
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**madhattergirl rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Rebel ** MFW I saw a dick the first time
**madhattergirl rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Rebel ** MFW I saw a dick the first time
#3 - codiferous
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What situation would you ever need to describe that for?
#5 to #3 - chubbies
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Health Class?
#39 to #3 - anon id: 3e69130b
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He didn't, just stool it from reddit where someone was describing it for their girlfriend.
#83 to #3 - anon id: e95dc871
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peniis in and around my bumhole
User avatar #44 to #3 - coolcalx
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I once had the same situation pop up during lunch in high school.

one of my friends didn't know what circumcision was, and wanted to know if he was circumcised.

I used the analogy of uncircumcised=long sleeve shirt, circumcised=short sleeve shirt.

it turns out he was circumcised. mystery solved.
User avatar #310 to #44 - sebthebrony
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Good job detective coolcalx! You solved the penis mystery
#8 to #3 - ucmerolling
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**ucmerolling rolled a random image posted in comment #5221734 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** that dog has noodles on it's head.
User avatar #54 - andovaredoras
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Here in Northern Europe, it's rare for a person to be cut. People here are used to uncut. I dont hear any women or men whining about ''cut looks better'' here.
Ill be honest, haven't heard or seen anyone here that is cut. Ever.




I shouldnt explain this, because ''cut vs uncut'' is kinda like arguments between ''religious people and atheists''
User avatar #56 to #54 - mattdoggy
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So you are saying you've seen a lot of dicks up there?
User avatar #59 to #56 - andovaredoras
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Obvious comment is obvious. even so: I've been to a swimming hall, and the boys' dressing room showers, and i've also been to the internet.
So yeah, I guess you could say i've seen some. It's not that weird you know.
#58 to #54 - budva
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european master penis race
#61 to #58 - andovaredoras
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User avatar #219 to #54 - andovaredoras
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To put it short: ''People here take the topic naturally and maturely, even kids and teens.''
User avatar #150 to #54 - vigilum
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I know a guy.
But he's from the US.
#7 - fellatio
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**fellatio rolled a random image posted in comment #677733 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** what my penis looks like
User avatar #47 to #7 - mrblueftw
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Im going to assume due to your name you don't get blowjobs very often.
#372 to #47 - fellatio
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Im going to assume, due to your name; that you get blue balls very often
User avatar #137 - philliyoMLB
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EVERYONE SHUT THE **** UP, I have a cut dick, you don't have a cut dick, big ******* whoop,nothing is better nothing is worse. Now shut up and enjoy the internet.
User avatar #154 to #137 - timmywankenobi
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cut is worse there are no side effect from being whole but being cut as a baby has a 5% chance of killing you and a 20% of horribly maiming you and a 500% increased chance of erectille dysfunction and premature ejaculation in you life.
User avatar #203 to #154 - TastyBurger
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Consider the following; that isn't true, you idiot.
User avatar #207 to #203 - timmywankenobi
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what I said is completely true you are free to google the information for yourself the numbers are from the international mens health journal and the american medical heath saftey board.
#242 to #207 - TastyBurger
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5% chance of killing you
I have never heard of an infant dying because of circumsision, let alone 1 in 20. That would mean millions of infants every year in America would die because circumcisions.

20% of horrible maiming you
Really? Are you actually ******* trolling, or are you just retarded? 1 in every 5 cut people are horribly maimed? Do you know what you're actually saying? I've never seen a SINGLE horribly maimed, or let alone maimed person at all.

500% increased chance of erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation
Being uncut means you have more nerve endings and extra friction, while I agree it may lower pleasure, possibly making it harder to get up or stay up; it would do the opposite for premature ejaculation.

I don't even need to look up the first two "facts", because they're obviously ********. Cite your **** to actual unbiased studies and statistics and I might believe you.
User avatar #246 to #242 - timmywankenobi
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every year in the US between 125 and 250 baby boy's die from procedural complications. their is no question of this. and about 1000-5000 baby boys are mamied to various degrees. just last month thier was a big lawsuit because the docot cut the whole dick off.
User avatar #285 to #246 - anthonyh
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wat
there are about 2 million baby boys born every year. 200 of them dying is 0.0001 percent, not 5. Did you even go to school?
User avatar #288 to #285 - timmywankenobi
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math was never my strong suit but still they were health boy who didn't need to be cut.
#257 to #246 - TastyBurger
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These aren't actual citations, but you still prove my point.    
   
Over 4 million babies born every year in America, roughly half of them boys. Assuming that you're correct and that its the higher number (250), that's not even an entire percent. Not only are your facts most likely ********, but your math definitely is.    
   
<This gif demonstrates your argument.
These aren't actual citations, but you still prove my point.

Over 4 million babies born every year in America, roughly half of them boys. Assuming that you're correct and that its the higher number (250), that's not even an entire percent. Not only are your facts most likely ********, but your math definitely is.

<This gif demonstrates your argument.
User avatar #260 to #257 - timmywankenobi
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I admit my math may not be very good.
User avatar #265 to #260 - TastyBurger
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Then don't comment statistics if you're not sure of them.

Also, [CITATION STILL NEEDED] . You haven't even shown that you aren't ************.
User avatar #270 to #265 - timmywankenobi
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it is all in the 2009 American medical saftey and something review sorry I read it like 6 months ago and can't remember the title.
User avatar #273 to #270 - TastyBurger
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So what you're saying is that you might be wrong? Because, that's what it sounds like to me.
User avatar #276 to #273 - timmywankenobi
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I'm saying I cant remember the title on the study not the info in it.I have read dozens of studies and medical journals to find the truth on this issue.
User avatar #304 to #276 - TastyBurger
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And if you've read dozens, why can't you cite a single one?
User avatar #308 to #304 - timmywankenobi
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I did cite it it said every year since 2008 between 125-250 babies are killed by circumcsion complicatons and between 10,000 and 100,000 are maimed to various degrees.
#322 to #308 - TastyBurger
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10,000 - 100,000? Except, YOU SAID 1,000-5,000. You are just further proving my point that you're just ************.   
   
Also, that's not citing. That's just saying what you think you remember from that unknown article you read that one time.    
   
Did you know that 86% of women prefer penises that are circumcised? Yeah, true story. I read it in a medical journal this one time. I can't remember the name of it, but you can take my word for it. I've read dozens of articles on this subject to find the truth.
10,000 - 100,000? Except, YOU SAID 1,000-5,000. You are just further proving my point that you're just ************.

Also, that's not citing. That's just saying what you think you remember from that unknown article you read that one time.

Did you know that 86% of women prefer penises that are circumcised? Yeah, true story. I read it in a medical journal this one time. I can't remember the name of it, but you can take my word for it. I've read dozens of articles on this subject to find the truth.
User avatar #327 to #322 - timmywankenobi
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also the women prefer uncut penises is in the international mns heath journal for 2011-2012
#339 to #327 - TastyBurger
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Come on. Links, you faggot. Some sort of credible information that doesn't come directly from you or through you. That or be a faggot. Your choice.

I don't necessarily disagree with you, you're just a faggot for stating "facts" and not backing them up with actual information. Plus, all of your other comments on this thread lead me to believe you're faggot too. In fact, all signs point to lying faggot unless you have some sorta link that'll prove you're not blowing **** out of your ass.
User avatar #342 to #339 - timmywankenobi
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okay but it will take a bit I'm on my back up laptop today because my computer crashed.
User avatar #345 to #342 - TastyBurger
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That's fair enough. But just to say, you seem pretty stuck up in your ways. Some people enjoy circumcisions, some don't.

I can speak for two men I know since I've lived here in England that since they've had circumcisions, they've much preferred it. An old teacher's assistant at my school told me how he got an infection when he was 21 (he was 26) at the time) and had to get a circumcision, and since then he likes the fact that he doesn't cum like right away. And even my girlfriend's brother had his rip and had to get the rest taken off because of it and apparently it grew by an inch and a half. My girlfriend's had uncircumcised before, but she said that circumcised dicks have a better feel to them, it feels better when I pull it back because the head has kind of a "barbed" effect, kind of like some fishing hooks (it slides in easy, but drags along her G-Spot in missionary. And when we found out she was pregnant, we decided that if it was a boy, we'd have him circumcised too. Those are just a few people's opinions, but they're at least informed on both sides.
User avatar #356 to #345 - timmywankenobi
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almost everything I said can be found in one or more of the differnt links thier and more can be found in the international mens health journal . I fail to see how studies from dozens of countries are biased .
User avatar #360 to #356 - TastyBurger
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The website itself picks and chooses which studies, you know, the ones that push it's anti-circumcision agenda. They also construe information, such as "According to a medical journal study, circumcision can adversely affect female sexual enjoyment." What they most likely mean is "According to a medical journal study, female circumcision can adversely affect female sexual enjoyment."

I can't even find a "token" pro for circumcision and YOU'RE telling me its not biased? Seriously go **** yourself if this is all you have to offer. Keep your ill-informed opinions to yourself, they're no better than people who watch biased news like Fox and suddenly know politics.
User avatar #354 to #345 - timmywankenobi
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the linked page has like 20-30 different links on it .
User avatar #355 to #354 - TastyBurger
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I know, and to think on all of those links I couldn't find anything like what you were saying. It must be RIDICULOUS.
User avatar #353 to #345 - timmywankenobi
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well you may not care about what was taken from you but your son might hate you for it. espicaly if he procedure goes wrong, perhaps one could say morals and ethics are objective but I would fell good about myself then dead inside.
User avatar #349 to #345 - timmywankenobi
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here is a link that contains many other links www.circumcision.org/studies.htm

I can do more right now because my ****** laptop is overheating.
User avatar #352 to #349 - TastyBurger
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You already posted that and it showed nothing. I looked at it and the links were semi-biased. Plus it had no link showing what you claimed. I CTRL-F'd keywords on them and found nothing to what you were saying.

Still waiting for some cites.
User avatar #350 to #349 - timmywankenobi
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cant
User avatar #347 to #345 - timmywankenobi
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as I said I am all for grown men choosing it for themselves but not forcing it on babies because it is morally and ethicaly wrong you body should be your choice anything less else is evil.
User avatar #351 to #347 - TastyBurger
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Well, I'm a grown man, but I wouldn't have it done now, because that would be a very unpleasant ******* experience. So I'm glad to have had it done when I was two days old and don't remember it. I don't consider myself "mutilated" and I don't feel like my choice has been chosen for me. And technically, morals aren't facts. They're just subjective (and sometimes, arguably objective) opinions, and subject to change.
User avatar #326 to #322 - timmywankenobi
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oh I was unclear the 5000 to 9000 is only sever maiming like the dick getting cut off.
User avatar #302 to #276 - TastyBurger
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are you sure it was a book?
#66 - skysailor
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I'm not really sure why we should argue. I've only ever had my one penis and it's circumcised. Personally, I like it. It may not be the biggest penis in the world, but it's my penis. Although, my penis can be a real dick sometimes.
User avatar #191 to #66 - crazehtoast
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That bit at the end there gave me diabetes, but I forgive you.
User avatar #100 to #66 - sanguinesolitude
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circumcision became commonplace in the victorian era because it so decreased sensitivity they thought it would stop boys from masturbating and pursuing the evils of pleasurable sex. They were wrong in that, it just made the masturbating and sex not as enjoyable.
User avatar #81 to #66 - timmywankenobi
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but odds are you would like it more if it was whole. they take it from defenseless babies so they will never know what was lost and becuase babies foreskins are worth 2000$ each.
User avatar #75 - troflmao
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forgive me if i'm mistaken, but don't uncut dicks get smelly grease in them? That doesn't sound particularly attractive.
User avatar #80 to #75 - timmywankenobi
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only if you dont wash.
User avatar #271 to #75 - ningyoaijin
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That's just something Americans are brainwashed to believe to enforce circumcision. And why wouldn't you wash your dick exactly? It's not like it's a chore to pull back.
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User avatar #82 to #78 - troflmao
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Hey, im just trying to find the pros about having a cut, so I wont become upset and think about this for 3 days. My list so far: I think foreskin is scary, most porn stars are cut, dildos don't have foreskin, stds can transfer from foreskin, I prefer cut on guys, It makes your member look bigger.
User avatar #90 to #82 - FUUUU
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Why is it scary? It's a piece of skin.
Most porn stars in the US. European and South American countries don't circumcise nearly as much.
That's because dildos are plastic, fake penises. I'm sure a plastic foreskin is not going to be pleasurable.
STDs can also be transferred from a cut penis.
That's your own personal opinion, I suppose.
A foreskin has thousands of nerves, and the action it takes to have sex with a foreskin is far more pleasurable because the foreskin moves along with the penis and creates even more stimulation.
#91 to #82 - anon id: 80c729fc
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1) wimp 2) AMERICAN porn stars 3) That's because dildos are erect, dingus 4) Myth, unless you have a skin disease or malformed chungus 5) that's because you were brought up in the one country where it's standard 6) Myth, it looks exactly the same once erect
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User avatar #51 - proudnerd
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Anyone know why Jewish men are circumcised?

Becasue jewish women love it when it's 30% off
User avatar #314 to #51 - luckiestcharms
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As a Jewish circumcised male I can confirm this. Also, the reason why the Rabbi doesn't charge a lot is because he keeps all the tips.

ba dum tssh