How to describe a penis. . l was asked to describe what an uncircumcised penis looks like. without showing cine." circumcised uncircumcised. If your penis looks like E.T, I'd consider seeing a doctor.
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How to describe a penis

l was asked to describe what an uncircumcised
penis looks like. without showing cine."
circumcised uncircumcised
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Submitted: 07/13/2013
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User avatar #357 - timmywankenobi (07/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Come on people it's not about looks it's about human rights no one has the right to mutilate healthy babies period.
#1 - scant (07/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
If your penis looks like E.T, I'd consider seeing a doctor.
User avatar #17 - crystalmethod (07/14/2013) [+] (48 replies)
Uncut fags just be jealous
#49 to #17 - thasuperpimp (07/14/2013) [-]
>"Uncut fags"
I am a fag because I haven't mutilated my penis
#40 - madhattergirl (07/14/2013) [-]
**madhattergirl rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Rebel ** MFW I saw a dick the first time
**madhattergirl rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Rebel ** MFW I saw a dick the first time
#3 - codiferous (07/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What situation would you ever need to describe that for?
User avatar #54 - andovaredoras (07/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Here in Northern Europe, it's rare for a person to be cut. People here are used to uncut. I dont hear any women or men whining about ''cut looks better'' here.
Ill be honest, haven't heard or seen anyone here that is cut. Ever.




I shouldnt explain this, because ''cut vs uncut'' is kinda like arguments between ''religious people and atheists''
#7 - fellatio (07/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**fellatio rolled a random image posted in comment #677733 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** what my penis looks like
User avatar #137 - philliyoMLB ONLINE (07/14/2013) [+] (32 replies)
EVERYONE SHUT THE **** UP, I have a cut dick, you don't have a cut dick, big ******* whoop,nothing is better nothing is worse. Now shut up and enjoy the internet.
#66 - skysailor (07/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm not really sure why we should argue. I've only ever had my one penis and it's circumcised. Personally, I like it. It may not be the biggest penis in the world, but it's my penis. Although, my penis can be a real dick sometimes.
User avatar #75 - troflmao (07/14/2013) [+] (7 replies)
forgive me if i'm mistaken, but don't uncut dicks get smelly grease in them? That doesn't sound particularly attractive.
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User avatar #51 - proudnerd (07/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone know why Jewish men are circumcised?

Becasue jewish women love it when it's 30% off
User avatar #92 - timmywankenobi (07/14/2013) [+] (44 replies)
For all you people who seem to thing cutting little baby boy's is a good thing , go to youtube and watch the procedure being done paticlarly the one where the baby vomits in pain and then chokes on it's own vomit while the doctor keeps cutting, and then come back and tell me you still think it is okay or good .

I dare you ..I double dare you.
User avatar #129 to #119 - welfarekid (07/14/2013) [-]
Good god you are ******* out of it, Oh wow I lost foreskin, Im so deprived, and for you to compare circumcision to rape is about the most retarded analogy ive ever witnessed
#234 - patronanvers (07/14/2013) [+] (30 replies)
All these comments about how uncut is better than cut...

Both ways have their benefits. I am cut and I like it that way. I think it's cleaner and sex can last a long time. Uncut people may tend to have more 'feeling' during sex so that's good for them. It's all just a bunch of dicks people !
#57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Circumcision is the right thing to do, not only Jews do it. It's much more hygienic than leaving the foreskin on. Also it just looks better.
User avatar #65 to #57 - timmywankenobi (07/14/2013) [-]
that is scientifically and medically completely false a penis with a fore skin that get washed will always be cleaner thena cut one because the foreskin kills and traps bacteria as is it natural function to protect the penis glands.
User avatar #53 - timmywankenobi (07/14/2013) [-]
you know it's funny there are 1000's of feminist and religious women in north america how adamantly shout and protests that "mutilating 2 day old baby boys is should always be a mothers choice !". but when I asked a group of them how they would feel if their were a huge gruop of men shouting female circumcision of 2 day old bab girls is and should always be a fathers choice ! " they immedatly fliped their **** like I've never seen before and screamed at me about how insanely sexist and barbaric and digusting that would be . so I just looked at them and said know you know exactly how I feel about you cause you're doing the same thing .
User avatar #179 - arborday (07/14/2013) [+] (15 replies)
an uncircumcised willy is both more aesthetically pleasing and more sanitary, so how is there even a debate?
User avatar #213 to #179 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
well actually, a circumcised penis is more sanitary because of no bacteria or stuff under the foreskin, but given how that only happens to guys who dont shower, or **** unprotected, anyone who actually maintains actual hygeine and use condoms dont need part of their dick cut off
#159 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2013) [+] (22 replies)
How does one know if they are circumcised or not?
User avatar #178 to #177 - vatra (07/14/2013) [-]
Actually you're wrong, the chance of infection is reduced by nearly half when circumcised (bacterial, not anything like STDs and such, that is still the same). Also I'd say any reduction in cancer chances is huge benefit.
User avatar #106 - doomfish (07/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't see any point in arguing because some of us had no choice and can only know one side of the arguement, It's better to us since its all we can have, and if we say it looks better just throw us a bone and let us say that, it makes me feel a little better about not having a choice lol
User avatar #10 - timmywankenobi (07/14/2013) [+] (47 replies)
don't forget circumcision increases std transfer rates and causes a 500% increase in the chance of developing erectile dysfunction of prematuren ejactulation in you life plus you lose 70% of the pleasure sensors nerves in the male body not to mention women fin sex with non-mutilated men at least 50% more pleasureable becuase the foreskin rubs important places that are supposed to be rubbed that cut men cant rub.
User avatar #221 - Greengreda (07/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
all penises look weird.

end of discussion
User avatar #217 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/14/2013) [-]
Being circumcised, you lose about 20,000 nerves. Studies show that as a result sensitivity is reduced by as much as 75%. Circumcised men are more prone to getting ED by 4.5 times. There is nothing bad about being uncircumcised. The only downside is you are more prone to getting herpes from oral sex. Also the fact that bacteria can grow more easily under the skin of an uncircumcised penis if your stupid and don't know how to clean it. I'm uncircumcised and I've never had a problem with infections or anything.
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