Box of Chocolates. Source: Imgur. era I. Life is like a penis: Its short, but seems long when gets hard Box of Chocolates Source: Imgur era I Life is like a penis: Its short but seems long when gets hard
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#11 - deed
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Life is like a penis: Its short, but seems long when gets hard
#9 - flyingwalrusman
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Life is like a box of chocolates.
Nobody likes the dark ones
#20 to #9 - anon id: 3945967a
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********, I'll eat a pound of that stuff.


I love dark chocolate.
User avatar #21 to #9 - skaffanl
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Life is like a box of chocolates. The most tasty-looking ones are almost always filled with a ******** of alcohol.
User avatar #1 - luqmanr
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What about hungry people?
#22 - thewisedane
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Life is a box of chocolate - It kills you.
Life is a box of chocolate - It kills you.
User avatar #14 - YllekNayr
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Life is like a box of chocolates.

Some people.....are allergic to it.
User avatar #16 to #14 - misticalz
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How can you be allergic to life.
User avatar #18 to #16 - YllekNayr
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Do you know how many infants die soon after childbirth?

That wasn't really the intent of my joke, but yeah, that's about as close as you can get.
#17 to #16 - anon id: bbf8a711
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Everyone is allergic to it. It even has a 100% mortality rate.
User avatar #15 - mrspok
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Life was like a box of chocolates, not is. watch the damn movie.
User avatar #12 - baniggernom
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He actually said: "Life was like a box of chocolates.
User avatar #7 - sacanawa
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what if that fat person is allergic to chocolate?
#5 - timmity
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actually overweight people have a lower death rate than average rate people, slightly obese people have the same death rate as normal weight people, obese have the same as underweight, and morbidly obese same as anorexic
#6 to #5 - anon id: a80a4ddf
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source?
#8 to #6 - timmity
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WgBnPZYWqk  aswell as magazenes and internet articles I`m too lazy to  go and search my history for
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WgBnPZYWqk aswell as magazenes and internet articles I`m too lazy to go and search my history for
#10 to #5 - doctoryou
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everyone has the same death rate, actually
#25 to #10 - doctoryou
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When I said death rate, I actually meant rate of that group of people that die, which is everyone...my bad.
User avatar #24 to #10 - timmity
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