Instructions. These are the instructions left for a dog keeper. Quite clear. What could go wrong, right?. trotsky I Wake, trees, peeps by the three pine trees i
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These are the instructions left for a dog keeper. Quite clear. What could go wrong, right?

trotsky
I Wake, trees, peeps by the three pine trees in the front. Or on the lawn. I don' t
em. Just do it.
I Gee": Milk Bones and I
Sett's. in the house. Close door to hall; put gate up by refrigerator. Tell him not to
get en the mm.
I Tell him tn be a good doggy.
Afternon ( pm)
I Walks, tees, peeps by the threading trees. Or in the back yard, but you have to
at him to the walkway emmet and tell him to pee or peep. You might have to
repeat the message several times because I think he is getting a little hard of
DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT TURNING AROUND AND GOING
INSIDE. He can read your mind and will tighten the ole awhole.
I Gets we milk bone as a treat. He has merited very hard on our/ your training about
this; please daft let him suffer a setback,
I Giatso. rtn of feed fialed to the / fmt. it in orange bowl; add about
Meta: water ea he dtyqtu' t have to ******** . " down en the floor. He
will cat ' lks. rsu. are myt watchin' .
at ESE: if you walk
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User avatar #2 - javalord (07/13/2013) [-]
Instructions not clear enough goobers dick caught in ceiling fan.
User avatar #4 - bemmo ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
I love the instruction about the snake:
"You may talk to him gently, sing to him softly, or exchange other pleasantries."
Exchange? What the hell is Goober going to do back, talk about the weather?
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#6 to #5 - uhhyeahfmebaby (07/14/2013) [-]
so mad over nothing, maybe you should, ******
#1 - frogmum (07/13/2013) [-]
Thats pretty accurate for most dogs.
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