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#117 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#116 - gewehr (07/14/2013) [-]
Oh look another let's hate on America thread. Are all of you from other parts of the world so insecure about your countries that you must spend so much time berating ours? Or is it just a because you're all so edgy and cool and America is too mainstream for you? On a serious note I am goddamned ******* tired of al this **** , America is a decent country, with a lot of good people, deal with it and grow the **** up.
#118 to #116 - zomitlu (07/14/2013) [-]
Take a joke, butthurt fag.
#119 to #118 - gewehr (07/14/2013) [-]
were it the occasional joke sure that's fine, but I see this **** every single day on here, and most aren't joking, they actually believe half the anti-american **** they spew.
#121 to #119 - zomitlu (07/14/2013) [-]
I think you're just butthurt that USA isn't actually the best country in the world.
#126 to #121 - gewehr (07/14/2013) [-]
I enjoy my country, and I have only been to two others so I can't speak for the best in the world but I'm happy here, I think anyone that claims their country is "the best" is just a dumb ass 12 year old that thinks they're cool and edgy for getting into an internet fight.
#127 to #126 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
So basically most Americans are dumb ass 12 year olds who think they're cool and edgy for getting into internet fights? Okay.
#129 to #127 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
I can see that no matter what I say you're just gonna be ******** about it kid, so goodday.
#130 to #129 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Learn to take a joke and maybe I'll stop.
#131 to #130 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
You've made nothing close to a joke, just being an ass.
User avatar #132 to #131 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Idiot. The joke is the content.
#133 to #132 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
The content was fine, and actually somewhat amusing, what irritates me are all the retards in the comments. Do you make it your personal life duty to collect condescending reaction pictures in the hopes that it will make you seem like less of a pathetic retard?
User avatar #134 to #133 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
You know you don't always have to speak like you're some kind of upper class posh **** . "Somewhat amusing" Just ****** say "Funny". And the comments are full of either people taking this like a joke, butthurt Amerifags, and people confused as to why the butthurt Amerifags are butthurt. I don't see any slick 12 year olds.

You got a problem with reaction pictures?
#135 to #134 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
I enjoy writing, so I like to use more than basic words to convey my thoughts and feelings, but I see you'll criticize anything you can get your hands on. You have your opinion I have mine, we will never agree obviously. Just keep on thinking that America is a fourth world ******** where everyone is 700 pounds and eats triple cheeseburgers and diet cokes for every meal. Oh and rugby, soccer, cricket, and every other sport not popular in America is so much better and cooler and than every sport ever played in America. My comment wasn't just about this content either. I see several "murica" posts every damn day on here, some of them are funny, but most of them are just silly, stereotypical, and insulting, and I'm goddamn tired of it. If you people hate America so much, get the **** off of our websites, don't buy our products, don't use our inventions, and be happy with your superior lives in your perfect 10/10 countries.
User avatar #136 to #135 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Don't like the content? Skip it.

I don't hate America, I'm going next year for a holiday.

What happened to the idiots in the comments, huh? They don't exist lol
#137 to #136 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
There are plenty of idiots in the comments on any post, it's funnyjunk. You obiously haven't been here long if you don't know that. I'm done arguing, My anger wasn't pointed at you until you jumped on me. I guess I just gotta deal with the facts. Despite there being plenty of good people in America, no one cares about any but the obnoxious ones, and it will always be "funny" to pick on America and it's citizens. Anytime a fat person is seen in a picture, they will be assumed to be an America. If an unbelievably fattening food item is posted, there will be at least 5 comments saying "Murica" or something related. If anyone insults Europe, they will be thumbed into oblivion. Fine. I'll deal with it and move on. Have a nice holiday, and may you avoid the stereotypical "muricans"
User avatar #138 to #137 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh so know the idiots are on all posts? You're running out of options my friend. Stop blabbering on about the same **** and save yourself a novel.

(I've been on this site for two years, I made a new account after my previous was banned, "Ultimoz")
#139 to #138 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
Jesus christ dude, I tried to end the conversation twice and you keep prattering on like a schoolgirl. Running out of options for what exactly? Do I have a terminal illness I don't know about? You seem on a personal soul centered mission to keep this conversation going. Goodbye.
User avatar #141 to #139 - zomitlu (07/16/2013) [-]
Just stop replying mate. I'm not forcing you to write a paragraph for every reply.

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User avatar #115 - elbrysobrony (07/14/2013) [-]
And this is the British people's response to 6 O BONG.
#111 - DannyDanger ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Murica's face when
Murica's face when
User avatar #110 - xelanor **User deleted account** (07/14/2013) [-]
My guess is that even though the offensive linemen weigh 300+ pounds, they are in better shape than you. Most of them run a 4.9-5.2 40 yard dash.
#103 - shodaihokage (07/14/2013) [-]
American Football is the game of freedom. How dare you mock such a coveted art.
American Football is the game of freedom. How dare you mock such a coveted art.
#106 to #103 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
Such bad sportsmanship.
User avatar #99 - shadowhorn (07/14/2013) [-]
Is this not exaggerating just a TINY bit?
User avatar #101 to #99 - OscartheKing (07/14/2013) [-]
just a tad
#93 - irokk (07/14/2013) [-]
I hate football. The NFL has more time showing replays, commercials, and interviews during games then they do the actual playing.
I hate football. The NFL has more time showing replays, commercials, and interviews during games then they do the actual playing.
User avatar #102 to #93 - OscartheKing (07/14/2013) [-]
i think it's a sport you have to grow up liking so you don't analyze it like this. i love the nfl but i do realize, the ball is in play something like 15 total minutes, which does kinda suck on the surface lol
#92 - gogowin (07/14/2013) [-]
Is no one else concerned about the fact that this guy has about 4 or 5 pictures on the frontpage?  or at least relatively close?
Is no one else concerned about the fact that this guy has about 4 or 5 pictures on the frontpage? or at least relatively close?
#85 - Michaelbl (07/14/2013) [-]
What the **** is going on in the comments? Why are people so angry? I thought we came to this site to laugh together not berate each other.
User avatar #97 to #85 - coolcalx (07/14/2013) [-]
if you came to funnyjunk to laugh, then you're going to have a bad time.
#123 to #97 - Michaelbl (07/14/2013) [-]
I suppose you're right. guess I better jump on the bandwagon huh?
#124 to #123 - coolcalx (07/14/2013) [-]
that's the spirit
#83 - pokimone (07/14/2013) [-]
God damn, This is such ******** . People that are so ignorant about america are the reason stereotypes are in such full swing today. This guy clearly has no idea what he's talking about. I mean, the ignorance actually HURTS its so blatant. That hospital bill would be at LEAST 500,000. And we don't have anyone under 500 pounds, if anyone goes under 500, the governments new Mc.ObamaCare will force feed you French (m'urican french) Fries and Burger Kind Onion Rings till you're back up to snuff. Go educate yourself about other countries you ignorant ********** .
#112 to #83 - robdabob ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Found the american.
User avatar #120 to #112 - pokimone (07/14/2013) [-]
Damn straight you found the American. Go back to whatever **** filled hole of a country you're from. I bet none of you eat M'urica fries or even weigh more than 350 pounds. You all probably walk everywhere instead of using our glorious motorized wheelchairs. I bet you don't even know what Cola tastes like with some watermelon on a hot summers day while you waste it away inside watching The Price is Right (the most capitalized and American TV show in the world) Unless you're a nignog in which case you eat all of our watermelon and take our jobs and should go back to Quebec you Spanish Nazi Soviet Japper. Run back to England where you belong and get out of our glorious Star Spangled nation. The only thing we arn't obese with is letting in immigrants like you. ALL GLORY TO FUHRER PRESIDENT OBAMA MC.DONALD.
#125 to #120 - robdabob ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
i love you
#88 to #83 - churrundo (07/14/2013) [-]
Read it all.
Read it all.
#86 to #83 - Yojimbo (07/14/2013) [-]
FREEDOM FRIES. If you speak God's given language of American you know they are called Freedom Fries
User avatar #87 to #86 - pokimone (07/14/2013) [-]
You can't trick me. I know they're called M'urica fries. Get out of here you commie terrorist. I bet you're one of them skinny Chinks or something. Go eat some burgers and learn to speak American and you can come back. FREEDOM!
#89 to #87 - Yojimbo (07/14/2013) [-]

Listen here you godless foreign sum bitch, anyone tries to move me out of my trailer is going to be looking down the barrel of my AR-15! Throwin round words like you're the damn government spyin on my every move! Dirty bastards already know who'll win the neext Nascar race!
User avatar #94 to #89 - pokimone (07/14/2013) [-]
Damn straight. I know what you are you squinty eyed bastard. Everyone knows that Americans don't actually live in trailers. We only live in freedom carts, and the occasional freedom box. And don't talk about our great and wonderful overlords like that. You know they only have our best interests at heart. Certainly not money or propaganda. Go back to West Korea you Godzirra fearing, Chinese, Anime-watchin' cat eating bastard.
User avatar #84 to #83 - pokimone (07/14/2013) [-]
And yes. I meant to say burger kind. Because in America we have no Kings. Only Presidential Fuehrers at the NSA.
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#63 - flufflepuff (07/14/2013) [-]
i don't know where this guy is from, but there should be something like this for every country
#38 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
Stopped reading after he said he had a gf because I laughed so hard that I pooped a little.
#35 - namnamnam (07/14/2013) [-]
At least we were the first country to domesticate dinosaurs for use in battle
At least we were the first country to domesticate dinosaurs for use in battle
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User avatar #23 - demandsgayversion (07/13/2013) [-]
And Americans are the intolerant ones.
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