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10 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where
my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a” to search the entire reem
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn Right! What good is cake if you can' t eat it?
4. When people say "it' s always the last place you look". Of encase it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after yeu' found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser,
I paid to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" -. Didn' t give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it' s new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it' s an improvement, then
there must have been something before it, couldn' t be new.
s. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
IO. People who say things like 'My eyes aren' t what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
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User avatar #16 - rawrstomp
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these were all on the original funnyjunk, with maybe the exception of 10. im all for posting this, hell i even thumbed you up, but please dont try to pass this off as your own buy saying its your new series?
User avatar #315 to #16 - lawlasaur
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Yeah I remember that, "Can I borrow a piece of paper?" one isn't here though
User avatar #18 to #16 - derkadur
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I agree... See my post below... +1 thumb for you for integrity
User avatar #90 - shapow
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i know what i can do longer than live, be dead, prick
#473 - PaveLow **User deleted account**
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1) acknowledgement of not owning a watch, and asking for you to use you'res
2) It may be a far channel, or they just want to channel surf
3) You can be alergic to cake
4) Its the last place you intend to look for it
5) Bathroom, snack stand, etc.
6) they refer to the following question
7) Its a new version of the thing that has been improved upon
8) leaving a legacy
9) Wrong bus line came
10) glass eyes
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User avatar #480 to #473 - thedividerofzero
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omfg its a pavelow!:O take out yo stingers evveryonee!:D LOL
god i need a life.
User avatar #35 - imlost
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most people are dead longer than there alive lmao
User avatar #2 - ThrashUnreal
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(05/28/2010) [-]
for "new and improved" I just always figured they improved upon an old product, therefore making it a slightly different, newer, product. Hence new AND improved... but I could be wrong...
User avatar #583 - rhajon
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1.maybe im asking a def guy
2.what if i want to change the channel from 5 to 65?
3.greedy bastard's the last place you would think to look,like justin biebers vagina
5.maybe you were scratching your ass
6.I want to see if you have time to answer my question
7.stuff can be new and they don't have to be better than the previous item (pretty much any movie you will ever see has a better precual than a secual) can be dead longer
9.maybe the guy saw the bus passing and you both missed it by 10 seconds?
10.chuck norris is god,I said it but I don't really mean that chuck norris is the creator of all things,oh crap I shouldn't have said that....
User avatar #590 to #583 - Xedan
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2. What if your TV works from a digital box in a different room so there's no way to possibly change the channel with no remote?
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#57 - Mecic **User deleted account**
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Answer to number 8 = being dead
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#506 - ArecBardwin **User deleted account**
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This is lame. Definitely doesn't deserve to be on the front page. Bunch of cliches
#79 - writerintrouble **User deleted account**
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(05/29/2010) [-]
you've taken every single one of these sayings and put them grossly out of context.