Dreams. Dreams are like chickens, they swim like a plate of cookies and burn like a used oven... everybody dream.... ugh
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User avatar #28 - kevinipples (07/13/2013) [+] (10 replies)
what is a precognitive dream?
User avatar #30 to #28 - paronix ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
I knew someone was going to ask that question

please please understand the joke
User avatar #1 - JJTF (07/13/2013) [+] (19 replies)
The one about faces is false.
User avatar #4 to #1 - fireyvoidence (07/13/2013) [-]
It's actually true. While sleeping, your brain cannot just create new people, new faces, etc. You may not remember the face, but you have seen it before, and your subconcious remembered it.
User avatar #13 - phantomprincess (07/13/2013) [-]
everybody dream.... ugh
User avatar #114 - dehfurk (07/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Oh, I'm fully aware that you can orgasm in your dreams.
#32 - thermdiz (07/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
if a person is deaf from birth.. what language do they think in?
#39 to #32 - tjilaz (07/13/2013) [-]
sign language
User avatar #100 - holycrapitsadam (07/14/2013) [-]
"you can have four to seven dreams in one night"

But not 1 to 3 dreams thats just CRAZY!
User avatar #82 - perfonator (07/13/2013) [-]
A friend of mine told me he had a dream where he met an old lady at the bus stop. the lady flashed her tits and she had dicks as nipples.

just wanted to share.
User avatar #104 - popcornisland (07/14/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I think most people know the last one.
User avatar #119 to #106 - vissova (07/14/2013) [-]
Everytime I have a wet dream and am about to get down and dirty, something happens. Like, I'll be about to lay down on a bed with a woman and then all of a sudden I'm in a plane dressed as a banana.
#109 - ugottricked (07/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i once had a dream i **** my pants and it felt so real i got scared and i had to feel my pants to see if i actually **** them or if it was just a dream
#92 - runswithspoon (07/13/2013) [-]
last one is definitily true
last one is definitily true
User avatar #117 - vissova (07/14/2013) [-]
I would imagine that blind people have really strange and creative dreams. Seeing as how they have no idea what the real world looks like. Or what anything looks like, for that matter.
User avatar #38 - skiskate (07/13/2013) [-]
Everybody dream? The first ******* line? Really?
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User avatar #169 to #157 - aliethecakeis (07/14/2013) [-]
It'll take a while, but as soon as you wake up write down everything you remember from your dream. Then your brain will start to remember dreams on its own. After this, you'll start to notice recurring dreams and realize when you are dreaming. As soon as you realize you are dreaming, you wake up. Also, there are other tricks you can use as well. For example, look at your hands frequently when awake and your brain will look at your hands while in a dream. However, hands look really weird in a dream so you will realize you are dreaming. Also, try looking at clocks, looking away, and then back again. During a dream, the mind doesn't keep times the same on clocks, and you will notice a difference. Also, text will be scrambled and there will be no real coherent sentences in a book during your dream. That's all I've got for you, but maybe someone else will help you too.
#55 - himynamesmax (07/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"We only see faces that we already know in our dreams"

This fact always come up and I call ******** . Our brain can create anything and everything in our dreams, but it can't come up with a simple human face? Something that we see everyday.

Sure some of them might be people we know, but I find it hard to believe that some guy in my dream is that guy that walked past me 2 months ago.
User avatar #61 to #55 - askafj (07/13/2013) [-]
Well your brain must create the faces from something. If you'd never seen a face, then how would your brain know how a face looked like?
#177 - bden (07/14/2013) [-]
(8) is not true. Your brain actually compiles random faces using profiles of known faces.
#163 - kaycie (07/14/2013) [-]
i never really have nightmares.
at least none that i actually get scared in..
I had a dream once that i was being raped and the guy's dick turned into one of those cake mixers and then i woke up.
I've had a few where my mom dies too, or im being chased by a killer(that one was really elaborate), or where my teeth fal out
But I've never been afraid of my dreams or afraid to go to sleep
#54 - lolfire (07/13/2013) [+] (16 replies)
These are pretty much sourceless ******** .

1. Forgetting a dream is equivalent to not having one. If you can't remember it, it didn't happen. This applies because it's not a real, physical action. It's imagination.

2. You can have much more than 1-??? dreams in a night. Your memory and sleeping patterns is what decides the number.

3. These timings and percentages are just made up. The strength of your memory / if you write your dreams down regular is what determines you ability to remember it.

4. Of course they do. Imagination is concerned with far more senses than just sight.

5. That's because they already know what is going to happen in their sub-conscious. They just put it together in the dream.

6. Impossible to verify, the majority of my dreams consist of platonic females...

7. True, but you can wake up during this and not be able to move. That's what sleep paralysis is.

8. Wrong. We see faces made up of different parts of the faces we already know. We create characters by using bits from people we have seen. You don't even need to know them, they could be complete strangers that you walked past in town 3 weeks ago. So we can see faces we don't know.

9. Yep, that one's true.
User avatar #52 - TrickyTehDj (07/13/2013) [-]
i had a dream there was an old lady playing heavy metal on an electric guitar and woke up and the tv was on the music channel
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User avatar #90 to #44 - Loopholes (07/13/2013) [-]
I like how it's such a specific percentage they gave, like we can record such a thing if most of our dreams are apparently forgotten instantly.
Not to mention how you might not even remember dreaming at all.
User avatar #22 - tabarzins (07/13/2013) [-]
precog dreams sounds like pure chance
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