Title. It's girls like this that make me think I'm better off HOME ON A SATURDAY NIGHT WITH ALL MY DOORS LOCKED UP TIGHT. By the way, I am NOT referring to the
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It's girls like this that make me think I'm better off HOME ON A SATURDAY NIGHT WITH ALL MY DOORS LOCKED UP TIGHT. By the way, I am NOT referring to the "friendzone."

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Submitted: 07/13/2013
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#1 - sedativechunk (07/13/2013) [-]
Welcome to life, OP.
User avatar #2 - pkashp (07/13/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I know that feel, bro. Dated a girl for a couple months, then she broke up with me cause she said she was still in love with her high school **** buddy. Also, said **** buddy was a rapist. Not a "we had sex and now I regret it" rapist, but a "some girl got raped in the band room closet and skipped school for weeks cause of the trauma" rapist. Also, no one told the cops. She wouldn't tell me his name cause she (understandably) thought I'd do something violent.
#31 - injerseyforever ONLINE (07/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Girls are more attracted to guys who act like "assholes" simply because its the natural attraction they put off as a man who has confidence, strength, and can protect them is comforting over a weak ass nice guy who can't put out an ounce of manliness or anything that puts them as stronger than other men. So you can still be a nice guy, but adding being a douchey prick can get you pretty far with a girl. Be a go getter and be confident rather than the nice guy who is more of a friend than anything.
Girls are more attracted to guys who act like "assholes" simply because its the natural attraction they put off as a man who has confidence, strength, and can protect them is comforting over a weak ass nice guy who can't put out an ounce of manliness or anything that puts them as stronger than other men. So you can still be a nice guy, but adding being a douchey prick can get you pretty far with a girl. Be a go getter and be confident rather than the nice guy who is more of a friend than anything.
User avatar #55 - Rileto (07/13/2013) [-]
Thats why you laugh and be glad the stupid girls filter themselves out for you.
#26 - goodcheese (07/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
oh so you only go for whore's who go for bad boys, have fun being in the friendzone.

I can't tell you how many really nice, awesome girls that I passed over for some chick who wouldn't give me the time of day. and I'd go way out of my way for her and she would only go for the "bad boys". and looking back I regret going for a girl who would be interested in those types of guys, especially because there were several really kind and amazing girls who were genuinely interested in me and I probably would've been a lot happier with. and I don't blame anyone but myself because I was the one that was stupid not the "friendzoner".
#4 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [+] (10 replies)
As a bad boy I find this offensive.
User avatar #9 to #5 - thewisedane (07/13/2013) [-]
As an offensive, I find bad boy good boy.
User avatar #32 - Greengreda (07/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
nice girls date bad guys because bad guys are the ones that look like they need the most help. The nice girl wants to help someone out and bad guys rarely change, so they end up heart broken.



it's a weird concept, i'm sure this doesn't make any sort of sense if you're not someone who does this
#72 - nyawgga (07/14/2013) [-]
What if you could act like a rebel

But actually be a really cool, nice, down to earth guy at the end of the day
#25 - lolfire (07/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Let's take a short poll.    
   
To the rather small amount of girls on this site who are on the contraceptive pill or have the implant.   
   
Do you find the bad boy types more attractive or the nice guy types more attractive.    
   
   
(I'm working on a theory that because the pill tricks the body into thinking it's pregnant that the girl will go for the man who looks "safer" as in would stay and raise the children)
Let's take a short poll.

To the rather small amount of girls on this site who are on the contraceptive pill or have the implant.

Do you find the bad boy types more attractive or the nice guy types more attractive.


(I'm working on a theory that because the pill tricks the body into thinking it's pregnant that the girl will go for the man who looks "safer" as in would stay and raise the children)
User avatar #37 to #25 - violentpixi (07/13/2013) [-]
I've always preferred sweet guys, 'Bad boys' seem too attention seeking and egotistical.
#45 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Well you know what they say, Once you go black
you're a single mom.
User avatar #29 - delphine ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
I've had friends like this. They like to think that their love is enough to make him a better person. It never is. (It's a classic Disney lie that most girls believe)
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#73 - neverforgetthedick (07/14/2013) [-]
Me when it comes to being "nice" or a "douchebag"
#30 - amuro (07/13/2013) [-]
wow, Kenji has his own acount here on FJ
User avatar #79 - cactusphalus (07/14/2013) [-]
I consider myself a nice guy, but after some bumps on the road I learned to be indiferent... and the bitches like it
#70 - aleeyam (07/14/2013) [-]
Girls don't want bad boys, they want a man that can take decisions and that has self confidence. Stop being a faggot.
Girls don't want bad boys, they want a man that can take decisions and that has self confidence. Stop being a faggot.
User avatar #61 - youarenotspecial (07/14/2013) [-]
The whole "bad boy" thing is only popular among certain women because most are attracted to the "alpha dog" type. Even if a guy doesn't need to be an ass to have an alpha personality, being a "bad boy" can easily be disguised as confidence to the naive. Of course if a girl is simply attracted to gang tattoos and DUIs, then you don't want to be around that type of crazy, anyway.
#24 - halfdemon (07/13/2013) [-]
just ignore those uneducated harlots
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