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#1 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
praise allah
User avatar #2 to #1 - phanact (07/13/2013) [-]
چه دمار از روزگارمان درآورد شما فقط لعنتی در مورد من می گویند، شما عوضی کمی؟ می خواهم که شما می دانید من در مهر و موم نیروی دریایی بالای کلاس من فارغ التحصیل، در حملات مخفی متعددی در از، درگیر شده، و من بیش از کشد تایید. من در جنگ گوریل آموزش دیده ام و تیرانداز از خفا در کل نیروهای مسلح ایالات متحده هستم. شما چیزی به من اما فقط یکی دیگر از هدف. من به شما پاک کردن دمار از روزگارمان درآورد با دقت که هرگز دیده شده است قبل از این زمین، علامت لعنتی من. شما فکر می کنم شما می توانید دور با گفتن آن گه به من از طریق اینترنت دریافت کنید؟ دوباره فکر کنید، اساسنامه. همانطور که ما صحبت می کنند من در تماس با شبکه مخفی از جاسوسان در سراسر ایالات متحده آمریکا و آی پی شما است که در حال حاضر پیش بینی کرد، بنابراین شما بهتر آماده شدن برای طوفان، حشره. طوفانی که به دست آورده چیزی که احساساتی کمی شما زندگی خود تماس بگیرید. شما در لعنتی مرده، بچه. من می توانم در هر نقطه، در هر زمان، و من می تواند به شما در بیش از هفت صد راه کشتن و که فقط با دست برهنه من. نه تنها من گسترده در مبارزه غیر مسلح آموزش دیده، اما من دسترسی به کل زرادخانه از سپاه تفنگداران دریایی ایالات متحده، و من آن را به حد کامل خود را برای از بین بردن الاغ پر از بدبختی خود را به صورت این قاره، شما گه کمی استفاده کنید. اگر فقط شما می توانید شناخته شده است چه نامقدس مجازات خود را کمی "هوشمندانه" نظر بود برای پایین آوردن بر شما، شاید شما می توانید زبان لعنتی خود را برگزار می شود. اما شما نمی تواند، شما این کار را نکرد و در حال حاضر شما در حال پرداخت قیمت، شما ادم سفیه و احمق لعنتی. من گه خشم بر شما و شما را در آن غرق. شما در لعنتی مرده،
User avatar #26 to #2 - guywithafork (07/13/2013) [-]
10/10 if troll
2/10 if copypasta
#25 to #2 - churdles (07/13/2013) [-]
Thanks for that
#24 to #2 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
snippet of translation - "I graduated top of the class in the Navy Seals, the number of secret attacks, engaged, and I take more than OK" - Go home Phanact you're drunk.
#22 to #2 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
That was a pain to highlight
User avatar #21 to #2 - heartgoldawesome (07/13/2013) [-]
Damn it, Google Chrome thinks this entire page is in Persian because of you.
User avatar #23 to #21 - rainbowtacos (07/13/2013) [-]
Just saves the trouble of going to google translate
#16 to #2 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
i don't have to translate it to know what it says
#14 to #2 - swagnotshwag (07/13/2013) [-]
Lol Wut

What the **** you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I want you to know I graduated top of the class in the Navy Seals, the number of secret attacks, engaged, and I take more than OK. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the sniper in the United States armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I **** you to clean Carefully never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* . You think you can get away with saying that **** to get me through the internet? Think again, memorandum. As we speak I am in contact with a network of agents throughout the United States of America and hide your IP is already being predicted, so you better prepare for the storm, insect. The storm gained a little pathetic thing you call your life. You ******* die, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways that only my bare hands.little use. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you held your ******* tongue. But you can not, you did not do it and now you're paying the price, you ******* idiot. I resent being told you and you drown in it. You are ******* dead

Google Translate Dafuq
#13 to #2 - totallynotme (07/13/2013) [-]
Well that was the best thing I've seen today.
#12 to #2 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh god, gorrilla warfare, that get's me every time.
User avatar #10 to #2 - themurrey (07/13/2013) [-]
phanact you made chrome translate this page into english. and did anyone else notice all names are capital now
User avatar #17 to #10 - vicsix ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Really?
User avatar #18 to #17 - themurrey (07/13/2013) [-]
hmmm maybe it was the fact that the page was translated, but it was glorious
#19 to #18 - themurrey (07/13/2013) [-]
look at it... look at it and enjoy
User avatar #8 to #2 - shiningfinger ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
No, phanact. You can not blow up America.
#7 to #2 - zeusx ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
sorry i dont speak terrorist
#9 to #7 - gremlinbfg (07/13/2013) [-]
What the **** you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I want you to know I graduated top of the class in the Navy Seals, the number of secret attacks, engaged, and I take more than OK. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the sniper in the United States armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I **** you to clean Carefully never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* . You think you can get away with saying that **** to get me through the internet? Think again, memorandum. As we speak I am in contact with a network of agents throughout the United States of America and hide your IP is already being predicted, so you better prepare for the storm, insect. The storm gained a little pathetic thing you call your life. You ******* die, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways that only my bare hands. I have not extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I take it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass, of the continent, my you little use. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you held your ******* tongue. But you can not, you did not do it and now you're paying the price, you ******* idiot. I resent being told you and you drown in it. You are ******* dead

Is what he said.
User avatar #5 to #2 - goodchap (07/13/2013) [-]
sniper u say... we will speak later.
#4 to #2 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
**** off terrorist
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