Have you ever. If there is a god, he has blessed me way more than i deserve. multiple times... Or your mom knows you masturbate and just waits until you're done. why u eat so much Chicken
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User avatar #1 - greyshirt (07/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Or your mom knows you masturbate and just waits until you're done.
User avatar #9 - finni (07/13/2013) [-]
Fapping is never safe for me. Even 2 AM, any of my parrents might come in for some reason I don't know
User avatar #14 - zomitlu ONLINE (07/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Never had a problem with fapping. I've pretty much mastered the art of knowing when someone is about to come in my room by recognising footsteps. Took me 6 years to get this pro
#44 - esmebuffay (07/13/2013) [-]
It always seems as though there's someone awake in my house at all times. I never feel safe when I fap. The worst is when there's someone walking around just outside my door, so if I'm in the middle of the act I pull my pants up, minimize the porn and just sit waiting as my erection fades and my anger grows.
#19 - fuckedbyapony (07/13/2013) [-]
My dad literally just walked in on me mid-way and i threw the sheets over me and we just looked at each other for a few seconds and he said 'oh' and walked out
User avatar #11 - mostlyshits ONLINE (07/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>door lock
User avatar #37 - everheat (07/13/2013) [-]
Or whenever you finish half a minute before someone walks in.
User avatar #12 - severepwner (07/13/2013) [-]
I trained my parents to knock, and I've never been discovered masturbating.
#53 - freenarative (07/13/2013) [-]
Nah, usually I just do it anyway. and if my mom walks in we just help each other out. Us girls gotta stick together ;)
User avatar #36 - rifee (07/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Or you don't fap without locking the goddamn door?

Or you do it in the bathroom?

It's like you people are trying to get caught
User avatar #43 to #36 - mattseven (07/13/2013) [-]
My door can't lock, and it's so weak, you just need to push it a little for it to open. This is why I always have a little midnight fap, when everybody sleeps.
User avatar #22 - fukkendragonite (07/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Look guys, understand this- your parents know. There's something about utter silence other than the occasional creak of a bed or a chair. You can smell it a mile off. They probably have even noticed a fap pattern, so they know not to disturb you at certain times of the day.

Having said that, continue the charade. Try to hide it, deny everything etc... The parents don't want to admit they know as much as you don't want to admit to doing it. If they had a problem with it, they'd intervene. If they've never bothered you about it, they know and don't care. Trust me, it's next to completely unfeasible that a parent doesn't know these things. They're your parents, it's natural for them to cast a watchful eye over you (not literally in this case) and know a lot more about you than they let on.
#13 - wankeedoodle (07/13/2013) [-]
Literally just happened to me.
#54 - fefe (07/13/2013) [-]
No, because I'm not ******* twelve faggot.
User avatar #49 - occamsrazor (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My parents just knock on my door if they want to come in... you know... like normal civilized people do...
User avatar #46 - picamix ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
yep, like today i woke up no one was home, i thought, well why not. then i thought wait i want breakfast, then my mum cam home and came to my room to show me something. (yes i eat breakfast in my room)
#41 - fefe (07/13/2013) [-]
...Not really, since whenever I fap it's in the middle of the night or when no ones home, so..
#38 - thedandude (07/13/2013) [-]
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#4 - fefe (07/12/2013) [-]
Nope... I Plan it, Oceans 12 style fappin and what not.
User avatar #2 - drhoffable (07/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
lmao... u shoulda made the last slide something different, repost this with better ending and youl get thumbs... hahah i know that feel
User avatar #6 to #2 - blueej (07/12/2013) [-]
suggestions? ill give a shout out
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