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User avatar #13 - deerdevil (07/13/2013) [-]
My Aussie story

>First semester at Uni
>At the pool deck (area with lots of bush around it, next to the pool)
>Hear random bitch scream
>Walk over to see what she's scared about
>A little snake there
>All of them start jumping on tables and ****
>Aussie people just sit there chilled
>Say "I've got this **** "
>Pick snake up
>Throw it into the bush
>Say watch out for them drop bears
>Every foreigner now thinks I'm some sort of Demi-God.
User avatar #16 to #13 - newforomador ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Those people must've been from a city or something. I live more in the country and snakes are common enough to where if you see one you just glance and remember where it is. That or they could've heard about how everything in Australia is trying to kill you.
User avatar #17 to #16 - deerdevil (07/13/2013) [-]
Definitely the second part. On the orientation day I was handing out fliers about all the dangerous animals in the area and how they can kill you.
User avatar #18 to #17 - newforomador ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
The looks on their faces must've been hilarious.
User avatar #24 to #18 - deerdevil (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, apparently a couple of them went and purchased all this like snake proof cloths and **** hahaha
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