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User avatar #50 - zombiepipboy (07/13/2013) [-]
Hi, can someone explain why Deadpool's face is like, scabby and shit? I thought he had regenerative powers. in b4 google it. thanks for your help
User avatar #51 to #50 - stadic ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
He has terminal skin cancer and is constantly being revived while the cancer is killing him.
User avatar #53 to #51 - zombiepipboy (07/13/2013) [-]
oh wow, thanks, so im guessing his powers developed somehow after he got this condition. Does it hurt him?
User avatar #54 to #53 - stadic ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
His powers were developed from a project to copy Wolverine's regeneration power, also I have no idea if it hurts him. Never read the comics just going off the knowledge from the many Deadpool post on this site.
User avatar #57 to #54 - xoyv (07/13/2013) [-]
actually, the combination of the powers and constantly growing cancer ARE the reasons why he's so coo coo for cocopuffs
User avatar #61 to #57 - stadic ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
So that's why has the two voices in his head? Makes sense I guess.
User avatar #74 to #61 - imlost (07/13/2013) [-]
the reason they picked deadpool for the project was because of his cancer his regenerative powers are way greater than wolverines if wolverine had deadpools regaitve powers he would explode ... see the comic where aliens clone deadpool
User avatar #55 to #54 - zombiepipboy (07/13/2013) [-]
cool, yeah me neither. All I know is from what ive read on here, like his powers are better than wolverines and he can get beheaded and sucked into black holes and shit.
#60 to #55 - senorfrog (07/13/2013) [-]
SUPA NERD TIME BITCHES, Wade Wilson who was a US spec ops soldier since the age of 18, decided to leave and become a merc, while mercing he got stage 4 skin cancer and broke up with his girlfriend so she wouldn't have to deal with losing him. One day after she is gone, some of his army bosses tell him there is a chance to save him in a canadian experiment so he agrees. Goes up to canada where he is pretty much deadmeat to cancer (about 3 weeks till death) and they inject him with Wolverine's dna/mutation. His skin rejected it causing it to accelerate the cancer, but then the mutation kicked in and halted the cancer, leaving him stuck as that. The scientist believed they had failed and sent him to a waste facility (hold rejects till execution) he was there for months/years till he snapped, killed all of the guards and ran but taking the name that the guards gave him as Deadpool. Later on his power decreases then made a deal with weapon x which supercharged it then it fell back to normal are and then...the way comics.
SUPA NERD TIME BITCHES, Wade Wilson who was a US spec ops soldier since the age of 18, decided to leave and become a merc, while mercing he got stage 4 skin cancer and broke up with his girlfriend so she wouldn't have to deal with losing him. One day after she is gone, some of his army bosses tell him there is a chance to save him in a canadian experiment so he agrees. Goes up to canada where he is pretty much deadmeat to cancer (about 3 weeks till death) and they inject him with Wolverine's dna/mutation. His skin rejected it causing it to accelerate the cancer, but then the mutation kicked in and halted the cancer, leaving him stuck as that. The scientist believed they had failed and sent him to a waste facility (hold rejects till execution) he was there for months/years till he snapped, killed all of the guards and ran but taking the name that the guards gave him as Deadpool. Later on his power decreases then made a deal with weapon x which supercharged it then it fell back to normal are and then...the way comics.
User avatar #137 to #60 - serotonin (07/13/2013) [-]
you got one thing wrong...about his name. In waste facility they had a ``deadpool``, betting game in other rejects betted on how long will each of new commers last in preason before getting killed or comit suicide.
User avatar #139 to #137 - senorfrog (07/13/2013) [-]
Ah, I was so close, well thanks anyways, for that I give you surprising news. X Force movie has been announced with Kick Ass 2's writer working on it.
User avatar #140 to #139 - serotonin (07/13/2013) [-]
...is marvel going to do if?...i fear not
User avatar #141 to #140 - senorfrog (07/13/2013) [-]
Nope, Fox, they still have the rights on almost all things mutant (except Quicksilver)
User avatar #142 to #141 - serotonin (07/13/2013) [-]
damn....
User avatar #116 to #60 - godot (07/13/2013) [-]
that kinda reminds me of the ice king from adventure time...
User avatar #94 to #60 - daentraya (07/13/2013) [-]
Ahh.. What is the best way to start reading the comics, and where? I am completely new to comics
User avatar #138 to #94 - senorfrog (07/13/2013) [-]
Get on piratebay and get the whole collection, start with the writer Kelly (though if you wanna go full blown Deadpool nut, go read the x force comics) You need to login to view this link
User avatar #143 to #138 - daentraya (07/13/2013) [-]
Ahh.. But I cannot use torrents, so this option is not viable for me
User avatar #107 to #94 - swetgamer (07/13/2013) [-]
Start with Daniel Way's run (Secret Invation and those who follows.)
They are great and is a good starting point.
User avatar #63 to #60 - zombiepipboy (07/13/2013) [-]
Cool, except I don't understand the last scentence. So is "deadpool" cause he was like a dead man walking or something
User avatar #64 to #63 - senorfrog (07/13/2013) [-]
Nope, he was living in a pool of dead people, very literal there.
User avatar #66 to #64 - zombiepipboy (07/13/2013) [-]
I see
#71 to #66 - mikeylol (07/13/2013) [-]
eh, he's half right and half wrong. the name deadpool came from the guards/doctors who placed bets on which of the rejects would die in the experiments (btw, the place WW ended up was run by doctors performing highly illegal experiments on the rejects) forming a betting pool on dead people, or a "dead pool". also WW took the name deadpool after he led a revolt on the guards and helped all the rejects bust out with him in their honour
i think...
#67 to #66 - senorfrog (07/13/2013) [-]
He is a very dark character, just Way made him too silly, when Kelly wrote him he was basically your typical action movie hero but in villain form. When Way did it.....
User avatar #56 to #55 - stadic ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
In the game he gets like completely blown to pieces at one point and cut in half many time. I feel like they would more crazy if they weren't constantly keeping him alive.
User avatar #78 to #56 - theavatarspupil ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Deadpool can't die. Well, maybe, but it would take QUITE a bit of work. Even the zombie apocalypse didn't kill him.
User avatar #82 to #78 - Vpirate ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
No.
He can't die.
Ever.
Thanos will throw his ass out of Hell.
Seriously.
User avatar #84 to #82 - theavatarspupil ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Makes sense
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