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anon
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Guys, i seriously need your help. I am into photography, got a pretty good (and expensive) digital cam. So the parents of my GF ask me to led my cam for weekend vacation, did that times before - they take good care. the cam works with extanal memory of course and i always exchange it with a clean chip. Now i somehow mixed up 3 different sticks while exchanging, i guess they still got a used memoriy stick and they are already gone. The problem is the data thats still on there - i guess there is experimental stuff of me and GF on it. I don't know what to do, if i phone them, i will just make them curious aobut the stick. I fear that they check their new photos while still out there and stumble on my stuff. I could never let them see me ever again and i guess my GF would break up. Help me plaese guys!
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decoyoctopus
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it's simple, just ring your GF and explain to her that there was a mixup with the chip. ask her to remove it or switch it out with a clean one. that is assuming her parents have not yet noticed. time is of the essence man. act quick, and good luck.
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#29
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anon
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wish it d be that simple. cannot do so, her parents went alone. but she will come over here in 2 hours (shopping). hell, i dont know what to tell her, maybe i ll just sit it out, dunno?
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Sorry to keep you waiting, stepped away there for a moment... **** man, not good. But I do have one more idea though, it's the only other alternative solution that i can possibly think of , Now this may be a long shot, but stick with me here for one second. could you, possibly text them telling them that there was a mixup with the chips and you accidentally gave them a chip with a virus uploaded onto it, and that you're worried that if they turn on the camera it could damage the internal hardware?
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eldannio
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Genius
#33
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anon
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thank you m8, did so. they promised not to take any pictures. but they got kinda suspicious about that virus and that keeps bugging me. they will return in 4-5 hours.
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You're more than welcome, my friend. glad i could be of help. I've been in these kinds of situations myself many times before, so coming up with crazy-ass schemes like this sort of comes second nature to me at this point, haha...
Happy trails, buddy-row... Levity...
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amuro
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Deam, you are a genius. Something similar is what i was about to wrote.
BTW Anon, you should made yourself an account.
#35
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anon
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I got an account, but there are some who know i am here and it would be pretty embarrasing to let them know.
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amuro
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oh, i get it, no prob, mate. In that case PLEASE let us know what happened. I wish you the best.
#38
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anon
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Oh dude, this is kinda wrong...
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amuro
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what happened?
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anon
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They have returned and handed over my cam without any further comments. I just checked the memory and there is nothing on it, clean. Now this would be just fine, but they also had that curious grin. I am certain it was this memory. And for some reason they bought me a jar of honey.
They know.
I have passed to the other world.
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amuro
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Deam... Lucky bastard.
May i ask what was exactly the ¨experimental stuff of you and GF ¨ on the cam?
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OK. We did what we call "silly sex". For example, pics of us dressed up as her parents. GF as a kinda schoolgirl, dancing to Rick Astley. Guess the rest. Among this may have been a nude parody about honey rolls at breakfast. Thats what makes it creepy. This is very disturbing.
******* Rick Astley.
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amuro
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Well... what i i say? i admire you, i really do. Congratulations.
P.S. if you want to send friend request, it would be an honor. From a man to a man, if you need anything just let me now, today you got my respect.
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anon
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Uh, that's actually uncool. They know. They are freaking former hippies, you don't know what those folks are capable of. They will tease me to death for the next thousand years.
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Nah, it they were hippies they know that **** happens when you are young, and if they hvent say a ****, is because they know you are a good person.
You can always use recuva on that card to know if it really was some edgy pictures down there. Here is the link, mate:
www.piriform.com/recuva
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anon
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OK man, ty for link. 2 minutes ago i had a telephone call without a number, noone awsered but it played that damn song. How do they even know about this? Maybe it was gf so she knows too? I am rickrolled offline. I no longer worry about NSA stealing my data. My world ends today.
#47
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You are not the same anon, right? i shoud have know it earlyer...
#48
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anon
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Wish i were not.
At least the data is saved, not that it d matter now.
#49
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amuro
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Well... what can i say, then i wish you the best of luck... also, just out of curiosity, how old are you and your GF? if you are old enough and they are not saying anything is because they see you as the official BF
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used to be official bf, now i am official embarrassment. Well, ty at least for trying to help. i need to enlist french foreign legion now + start new life. bye.
******* rick astley. ****, ****, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU !!!
#52
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anon
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m8, women are the death to a mental stable life and reason.
and according to tremendous laughter on phone it was gf, whats wrong with that family,mfg?
#51
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amuro
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i dont think is SO bad, believe me, you could have worst **** in life...
You dont believe me? check this out, is a shorter run of my life at this point:
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/84951#84951
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