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    #48 - koltan
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    (07/13/2013)[-]
    Alright, to anyone who doesn't get it here's a clear explanation.   
   
1. The first picture is Agent Smith from the Matrix. All you need to know is in this scene he interrogates the good guy (Neo) and it ends terribly. If you want to watch it, the scene is here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D7cPH7DHgA   
   
2. The second picture is of a couch from a common porno called Backroom Casting Couch. If you visit any of the major (especially free) porn sites now a days you will find Backroom Casting Couch videos. In the videos, the room is completely empty except for a desk and the black couch which many chicks get banged on so as you can assume, the couch has become an icon for porn. You should also know that the guy who films these videos apparently is not even a casting director and therefore these girls just go there, have sex with him, and don't even get paid or get future jobs in the industry, the only reasons they decided to audition.... it's awesome.
    Alright, to anyone who doesn't get it here's a clear explanation.

    1. The first picture is Agent Smith from the Matrix. All you need to know is in this scene he interrogates the good guy (Neo) and it ends terribly. If you want to watch it, the scene is here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D7cPH7DHgA

    2. The second picture is of a couch from a common porno called Backroom Casting Couch. If you visit any of the major (especially free) porn sites now a days you will find Backroom Casting Couch videos. In the videos, the room is completely empty except for a desk and the black couch which many chicks get banged on so as you can assume, the couch has become an icon for porn. You should also know that the guy who films these videos apparently is not even a casting director and therefore these girls just go there, have sex with him, and don't even get paid or get future jobs in the industry, the only reasons they decided to audition.... it's awesome.
    #52 to #48 - megamind
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    thanks for the explanation good sir as i was totally lost. pic unrelated.
    thanks for the explanation good sir as i was totally lost. pic unrelated.
    #51 to #48 - xsolicitedsilkx
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    (07/13/2013)[-]
    I agree with Anon's comment. Don't spoil, it's hilarious to see the casuals weeded out.
    Also I'm a female and I love those pornos.
    #50 to #48 - anon id: aed9958c
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    (07/13/2013)[-]
    I'm gonna have to say you might need to SHUT THE **** UP AND NOT SPOILERIZE IT MORE.
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