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User avatar #24 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
go in sweatpants no underwear and make sure they feel just as uncomfortable
User avatar #25 to #24 - captfuckhead (07/13/2013) [-]
bonus points if you grind into it and whisper, "yeah, that's what daddy likes...."
User avatar #28 to #25 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
i find it difficult not saying that
User avatar #30 to #28 - kiingofaces (07/13/2013) [-]
It's also a good idea to shave your pubic hair and put it in a zip lock bag for your pocket.

Add some glitter and fruity pebbles as well.
User avatar #31 to #30 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
i got to ask why
not because of the idea
just the story
User avatar #42 to #31 - kiingofaces (07/13/2013) [-]
Living in South Carolina you see some **** ....
Kate Upton
Joe Wilson (Congressman who screamed you lie)
Terry (random airport black guy) (VERY BLACK)

He was wearing those sweatpants-shorts in bright lime green and an Obama T-shirt that looked like Osama. He also wore a monocle with no glass that was chained inside his pants. When he was asked to remove all metal from his person he said "It's pierced in my dick....do you want to see it" and the old man said quit joking and pulled on it which caused Terry to scream "Slutty muffin cooter!" I kid you not. Parents covered their children's ears and I was laughing 3 people behind him.

He asked if the man to allow him to go to the restroom and remove the piercing and check it for damage "My dick is fra gee lee yo, it's a delicate beast". The man said sure and had someone else take him so he could remove it. He asked for his carry on jordan sack because it had his hygiene kit in it and it could be "Wacked off from you jerkin me like that". The guy turned red and was all sure sure just go.

He came back and I sat and waited for this guy to watch this. He put his bag on the conveyer and walked through the detector which went off again. The man asked one more time to remove all metal from his person and he pulled out a blue tinted zip lock bag with what looked like ponies drawn on it in sharpy. The man was stunned and said what's in there.

He said he had to shave his area to get the piercing out and he just put it in there. The man put it through the X-Ray and then opened the bag to look through it.

NO GLOVES WTF OLD MAN *My thoughts*

He looked up and pulled the piercing out with his hand covered in public hair, glitter and then a little girl goes "Are those fruity pebbles?! Mom how comes he got to bring a snack?!!!"

I then had to board my plane and that's the end of the story.

I've never flown again...
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