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#15 - fyaq
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(07/12/2013) [-]
My friend did something to **** with the airport security once.

he bought a cucumber on the way to the airport, before he got in line he shoved it in his boxers and went through.

the guy patted him down after he went through the scanner and grabbed a hold of the cucumber.
my friend gave him a stupid ******* smirk and the guy simply stared at him. after a while the smirk went away and he was forced to disrobe entirely. after being threatened with a full cavity search by a large italian man he picked up his clothes and simply walked to his luggage.