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#10 - iRetaliate (07/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well yeah. Only a terrorist would refuse a free 						*******					...
Well yeah. Only a terrorist would refuse a free ******* ...
#11 - jinxbomb ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
That, is why when the grab your crotch, you start to moan and grind against his hand
#33 - profkitty (07/13/2013) [-]
This is.. Perfect
#16 - verifiedcorn (07/12/2013) [-]
they don't like it when you brush your fingers through their hair
they don't like it when you brush your fingers through their hair
#6 - skiskate (07/12/2013) [-]
My face would look exactly like that
#41 - jewsburninindaoven (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have no problem with them touching my dick. As long as they leave my anus alone.
User avatar #32 - unncommon (07/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
That's what my gym teacher used to tell us on 'Penis Inspection Day'. Maybe they know each other?
User avatar #17 - darkangeloffire (07/12/2013) [-]
Just walk through with a raging boner and stand proud as the TSA has to touch your erect penis in public.
User avatar #4 - professoraquard (07/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My penis IS a weapon though!
User avatar #7 to #4 - thegamegestapo (07/12/2013) [-]
A biological weapon maybe...
#1 - unikornking (07/12/2013) [-]
YFW he touches your penis
YFW he touches your penis
User avatar #29 - zorororonoa (07/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have never been felt up at an airport in my life. I just throw my **** in those baskets, walk through the metal detector arch thing, and I am free to go. What ******* airports do you people go to?
#21 - douthit (07/12/2013) [-]
Government: Forcing you to pay for **** you'd get arrested for doing.
#78 - zeroxnight (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I like going to airports
User avatar #59 - hammerofdorn (07/13/2013) [-]
That's the best part of the trip though
User avatar #24 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (07/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
go in sweatpants no underwear and make sure they feel just as uncomfortable
User avatar #25 to #24 - captfuckhead (07/13/2013) [-]
bonus points if you grind into it and whisper, "yeah, that's what daddy likes...."
#79 - supagreen (07/13/2013) [-]
Well he'd better at least buy me dinner afterwards....
#64 - pokimone ONLINE (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If you don't touch my penis, I'll be so upset I'll blow up a plane.
If you don't touch my penis, I'll be so upset I'll blow up a plane.
#50 - haikuforyou (07/13/2013) [-]
what if they look at your butt.....or in?
User avatar #37 - chasemccl (07/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I bet the TSA hasn't touched any of the 400 "up-thumbers" dicks
User avatar #48 to #39 - doodogger (07/13/2013) [-]
Not sure if I should laugh.
User avatar #15 - fyaq (07/12/2013) [-]
My friend did something to **** with the airport security once.

he bought a cucumber on the way to the airport, before he got in line he shoved it in his boxers and went through.

the guy patted him down after he went through the scanner and grabbed a hold of the cucumber.
my friend gave him a stupid ******* smirk and the guy simply stared at him. after a while the smirk went away and he was forced to disrobe entirely. after being threatened with a full cavity search by a large italian man he picked up his clothes and simply walked to his luggage.
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