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#33 - infinitereaper
Reply +35 123456789123345869
(07/12/2013) [-]
I'm not sure I can handle being a father. Especially having a daughter. I'm not sure if I could handle **** like this, mostly **************************************** her.
I'm not sure I can handle being a father.

Especially having a daughter.

I'm not sure if I could handle **** like this, mostly **************************************** her.

#121 to #33 - deescalation
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/13/2013) [-]
I would never let Rin out of my sights
I would never let Rin out of my sights
#100 to #33 - usaisnotamerica
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/13/2013) [-]
You can just work for a decent daughter, most girls turn out bad because of the way they are raised.
User avatar #82 to #33 - CyrilKeir
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(07/13/2013) [-]
Just found out two days ago that my unborn baby is a girl.... I'm stocking up on weapons now.
#101 to #82 - anon id: 58947d8d
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/13/2013) [-]
That's pretty damn early. You'll be well prepared...
User avatar #102 to #101 - CyrilKeir
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/13/2013) [-]
I figure it'll give me plenty of time to be ready.
User avatar #59 to #33 - darthlegolas
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(07/13/2013) [-]
sounds to me like you would be a decent father then.
User avatar #74 to #59 - Leopard
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/13/2013) [-]
Killing off boyfriends? Nah.
User avatar #57 to #33 - chuca
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/13/2013) [-]
i know what you're saying, i was always protective of women in my family, and i don't want to know what i'd be like w/ a daughter
#35 to #33 - ImmaAnteater
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(07/12/2013) [-]
But if she's as adorable as Rin I imagine all the hardship would be worth it.
But if she's as adorable as Rin I imagine all the hardship would be worth it.
#36 to #35 - infinitereaper
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User avatar #37 to #36 - ImmaAnteater
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(07/12/2013) [-]
Well, you can always just have some sons too. They'll keep your daughters safe,
#38 to #37 - infinitereaper
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#39 to #38 - ImmaAnteater
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(07/12/2013) [-]
Just gotta see what went wrong in the past and make sure it never happens in the future. **** will be whack at times, but it'll be k.
Just gotta see what went wrong in the past and make sure it never happens in the future. **** will be whack at times, but it'll be k.
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