What a father never wants to hear,,,,. The comment sums up my response perfectly. um- Sprint 12: 01 AM Back , Anonymous United States - 7/ / 13 @ Today, my daug 404
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What a father never wants to hear,,,,

What a father never wants to hear,,,,. The comment sums up my response perfectly. um- Sprint 12: 01 AM Back , Anonymous United States - 7/ / 13 @ Today, my daug

The comment sums up my response perfectly

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um- Sprint 12: 01 AM
Back ,
Anonymous United States - 7/ / 13 @
Today, my daughter and I went to a
tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a
strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a
virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then
said, "But dad, I' m not a virgin." FML
35961 I agree, your life sucks
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#27 - syrenthra ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Father's face
#9 - deescalation ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
"nuh-uh" - Dad's face when
#33 - infinitereaper (07/12/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I'm not sure I can handle being a father.    
   
Especially having a daughter.    
   
I'm not sure if I could handle 			****		 like this, mostly 			****************************************		 her.
I'm not sure I can handle being a father.

Especially having a daughter.

I'm not sure if I could handle **** like this, mostly **************************************** her.

#24 - rainbowhead ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
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#16 - whycanticaps (07/12/2013) [+] (12 replies)
death unto the one who has sex with my daughter while she is a minor
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#13 - amongoeth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - foaly (07/12/2013) [+] (9 replies)
HFW Dad kicks her out of his house.
#30 - salsawin (07/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Here's the thing that confuses me about FML's. Even ones like this one have a few thousand people saying that the OP deserved it.
#31 to #30 - biograde (07/12/2013) [-]
I just assume it's women
#29 - pennstatecivic (07/12/2013) [-]
am i the only one who noticed and laughed more at this than the post?
#72 - usernamecannotload (07/13/2013) [-]
What I would say to her if I were her dad.
User avatar #41 - kevinspacey **User deleted account** (07/12/2013) [+] (10 replies)
It probably is his fault to some extent. If he had been less lenient with her it may not have happened
User avatar #46 to #44 - mankey (07/12/2013) [-]
No, it's an analogy. Basically the Vicar's Daughter is always the village bicycle because she's been repressed by her dad all her life when she finally gets to have sex she goes over the top because she wasn't allowed.
User avatar #116 - TheUsername (07/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**** that, i'd want to know if my daughter is a virgin or not. I'll beat the guy's ass whoever took her virginity. If he's underage, then i'll be his father's ass.
#118 to #116 - bleeduntildeath (07/13/2013) [-]
you'll be his father's ass? sounds like a crappy job
#95 - killertpu (07/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
<-- pic related this is how I would have acted if I was the Dad
#111 to #105 - intentionalmishap (07/13/2013) [-]
Mirai Nikki. Great anime.
#25 - ladygrantham (07/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #114 - eonsmashface (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
and so the hunt begins..

there will be no safe-haven from which he can gain rest.
there will be no relenting in the coming storm.
he brought this on himself.
not even the most swagged-out yolo-caller could save him.
he shall run til the end of his days.

and so the hunt begins..
User avatar #115 to #114 - eonsmashface (07/13/2013) [-]
and then I realize I forgot to add in the part where I'd murder the ****** who'se balls enough to touch my hypothetical daughter.
#62 - whathappenslive (07/13/2013) [-]
Your friend with a car.
Your friend with a car.
User avatar #8 - cykocd ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
I don't think my car will fit.
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