Speed Metal.. . Daniel I. f. Istill get butterflies in my stomach every time I see Sam... It' s actually very terrible. I' had to get surgery four times to help
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Speed Metal.

Daniel I. f.
Istill get butterflies in my stomach every time I see Sam...
It' s actually very terrible. I' had to get surgery four times to help my condition, but apparently Iwas
born with a mutated reproductive cell that was genetically fused with the DNA structure of a butterfly,
and can be triggered with the release of endorphin through my nerve's system, thus sprouting
butterflies.
In other words, stay away from me, Sam. They are starting to feed off of my intestines.
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Danielle "a I' ll tell you what I' m not feeling: half of my insides.
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Submitted: 07/12/2013
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User avatar #3 - xedeid (07/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
In all honesty after nearly 9 months I still get that butterfly feeling every time I see my girlfriend.
User avatar #5 to #3 - beezox (07/12/2013) [-]
can i suggest a glove?
#10 - nurucio (07/13/2013) [-]
Dat title
#1 - yunablade (07/12/2013) [-]
Damn he is smooth
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#8 - bongobongo (07/13/2013) [-]
**bongobongo rolled a random image posted in comment #6685 at Thumb Orgy **

mfw
#2 - argonianmaidohonor (07/12/2013) [-]
This was brilliant!
This was brilliant!
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