Mayor. completely serious comics. Stella navel Amis Ham} he: ehka. llin' gain? Heif tltr! Blud' ehs Jain skete? .. The tree shaking part needs more bees.
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Mayor

completely serious comics

Stella navel Amis Ham}
he: ehka. llin' gain?
Heif tltr! Blud' ehs
Jain skete? .
...
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Submitted: 07/11/2013
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#33 - nignacio (07/13/2013) [-]
Guys, I need help. I have money for one game and only one. Should I buy Animal Crossing: New Leaf or Fire Emblem: Awakening? I've heard praises for each one and want them so badly, but I can choose only one. Note: I have never played games of any of those franchises.
#34 to #33 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
If you can't acquire any money for a while, I think you'd be better off with Animal Crossing: New Leaf. If it's not long before you get more, though, Fire Emblem: Awakening would be a beter choice.
#22 - Ulmer (07/12/2013) [-]
I don't think I'll ever play an Animal Crossing game. Why? it's Animal Crossing. Every town citizen is an animal. So why would I play as the only goddamn human on the planet? Human's suck.
User avatar #19 - covered (07/12/2013) [-]
Dear Gaben,
I am Covered. I was sent here to this exact content at this exact time exactly. I am here to tell you that you are in grave danger and need to read this message. Somewhere near your home someone will die by rape (because that ***** had a big dick and the bitch couldn't take it). You need to grab your nearest computer and find the number to me, Covered. I will parachute down and distract the ***** with walamelm and grape kool-aid. Your only job is to call me and nothing more. If you do more than I ask I will be the one raping you. But you will live, then I will steal Snakefire's ************ and put it directly in your anus and watch you squirm as it tears your anal walls.

Sincerely, Covered
#18 - themaskedgamer (07/12/2013) [-]
Run run as fast as you can cause if I can't catch you The Villager can.
User avatar #15 - smittywrbmnjnsn (07/12/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
Is there a reference or something?
User avatar #17 to #15 - fireprincess ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Animal crossing new leaf. I play the game and find this post rather stupid.
#11 - tiddycats (07/12/2013) [-]
The tree shaking part needs more bees.
The tree shaking part needs more bees.
User avatar #27 to #11 - lateday (07/12/2013) [-]
I got stung on City Folk today...
User avatar #4 - PIPExDAD (07/12/2013) [-]
can you become mayor in the gamecube one?
User avatar #5 to #4 - akneegrow (07/12/2013) [-]
nope. once you pay off your debt to nook you just keep messing around until you get tired of it and then find the game 8 years later when you don't have enough money to buy a 3DS and new leaf.
User avatar #23 to #5 - fukkendragonite (07/12/2013) [-]
Tom Nook was an amazing representation of life. You worked your ass off to pay off your mortgage, and then all of a ******* sudden he waves a fresh carrot in your face in the form of a bigger house and you're thinking "You ******* ... You know I'm gonna take this house and acquire another ********* of debt.... **** you, I'll take it"

It's like, no matter how much you work, all your money is going to some little **** capitalist bastard who makes all his money from having the only shop in town. Everything goes to that ****** . In life, these people live to take your money.
User avatar #24 to #23 - fukkendragonite (07/12/2013) [-]
I mean that prick owns all the houses, and the only shop in town, and even when that Crazy bloke turns up, he's in league with him somehow. You go to the museum, the only thing he doesn't own and the bastard bird just falls asleep on you, and you go upstairs and that chick flirts with you and you sense your characters sexual frustration. You make friends with everyone but then they just **** off and leave the town and someone else comes in and has an annoying catchprase like "Oh hey it's you! BARK! How are you today? BARK! Everything good? BARK!" and you're just like "I want the old guy back, he called me 'dude'. I can deal with dude". So you go fishing and then sell your fish to the corporate pig (when it's not a boot you've accidentally caught). And then he tells you he's got enough money to release his final form and expand his already ridiculous shop into something bigger. So he spends a whole ******* day spending your hard earned cash that he's gained from his monopoly of having the only store in town and also extortionate mortgages and you can't buy **** . So frustrated, you chop up some trees and get stung and EVERY ****** IN TOWN TELLS YOU ABOUT IT AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE " **** OFF MAN I DON'T GIVE A **** AT THIS STAGE" So then you go home and because you haven't played it in ages your house is full of those ******* ants or spiders or whatever they were and you're ******* pissed off to the point of ****** by this point. Before your urge to kill rises anymore you rage quit the game. 10 minutes later when you've calmed down slightly ******* RESETTI TURNS UP AND BITCHES FOR ABOUT AN HOUR AND YOU JUST WANT TO PUNCH HIS FAT ******* NOSE IN. YOU THROW THAT **** AT THE WALL AND JUST FEEL LIKE NOTHING WILL EVER MAKE YOU THIS ANGRY AGAIN



And that's why I don't own animal crossing anymore.
User avatar #30 to #24 - roflnaut ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Just reading that made me angry and wanting to throw my copy at a wall.
User avatar #31 to #30 - fukkendragonite (07/12/2013) [-]
Why did I ever like that game? It makes me so angry but it's great.
User avatar #32 to #31 - roflnaut ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Awesome Series - Awesome Crossing REDUX
Pretty much sums it up for me.
User avatar #14 to #5 - PrincessTwilight (07/12/2013) [-]
HOW DOES HE KNOW
User avatar #13 to #5 - captainoptimist (07/12/2013) [-]
Well...but you also have to catch all the fish. And all the bugs. And get your house 100,000 points. And get a perfect town. And collect all the things.

Then you're pretty much done and there's no point in playing any more.
#12 to #5 - hankspank (07/12/2013) [-]
i bought the 3ds for SSB 4, but that wont be out for a while, so pokemon X/Y here i come!
#2 - allnamesrtaken (07/12/2013) [-]
Mayor's face when
Mayor's face when
#6 to #2 - anonymous (07/12/2013) [-]
when what stupid arachnfondler
User avatar #7 to #6 - allnamesrtaken (07/12/2013) [-]
When the aforementioned events on the content take place.
I can use big words too.
#3 to #2 - allnamesrtaken (07/12/2013) [-]
Then the townspeople
Then the townspeople
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