We're all surprised. , you're still alive!?. D YOUR FIFTEEN YEFF? OLD OF YOU NOW?. "You're still a virgin? Seriously?" dave mustaine Megadeth metal
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#63 - jcllcj (07/12/2013) [-]
"You're still a virgin? Seriously?"
#14 - flyingwalrusman (07/12/2013) [-]
"Wait, i start watching MY LITTLE PONY? The **** ?"
User avatar #13 - traveltech (07/12/2013) [+] (12 replies)
"Wait wait wait, so you're saying I'm gay?"
User avatar #10 - aahrg (07/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so let's find out what happened in the past 8 days.......



happy birthday to me..
#9 - usernamecannotload (07/12/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Dave Mustaine thread
User avatar #65 - mostlyshits ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Not the best thing to post on a website populated by 12 year olds.
#105 - lookatmyhouseofwax (07/12/2013) [-]
15 year old: "No gf?"
Me: "No gf"
User avatar #83 - devilofscience (07/12/2013) [-]
15 year old me: "So do things go as we expected?"
Me: "Yes."
15 year old me " **** ."
#30 - cutiepyro (07/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #69 - tehskyizblue (07/12/2013) [-]
"Still no facial hair? the **** man?"
User avatar #64 - BrotherDeath ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
I don't frankly care what my fifteen year old self would think; he was kind of an ass, and I have no respect for his opinion.
User avatar #7 - austone (07/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
He would say "I thought we agreed if we didn't graduate on time we would drop out?"
User avatar #113 - cormy (07/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dear 15 year old me, in 2 years you're about to have the biggest accident of your life and you'll be paralyzed from the waist down for about 2 days, you'll have a week long recovery in the hospital where you'll have to learn to walk again. During that period you won't be able to empty your bowels then at the end of the 7th day you'll experience an enema.
Tell the nurse, that the bedpan bowl is TOO SMALL and get a BIGGER one. Also tell her to use the hose thing attached to the toilet to try and clean it all away down the toilet, and NOT the ******* SHOWER HEAD.
If she doesn't listen, then she deserves what happens next.
Also, while you're in the hospital, don't just play ******* Lego Star Wars, do puzzles and read the whole time, ask to call a friend and see if they can visit you you solitary cunt.
The surgery will leave you recovering for over 2 years after it happens, your neck will be week and completely open to re-injury. DO NOT give into the temptation to play with one of those large rubber balls that's as big as you are. Your buddy will kick it into your face and you'll feel a huge jolt of pain down your spine and break into sweats. You'll be alright though.
Don't start playing Bout Evolution. It will destroy you. Don't start playing Warmetal Tyrant, it will destroy you. Online friends are cool, real friends are cooler.
I'm sorry but I don't know if you can prevent the neck injury from happening, to this day I still don't know what happened. As far as I'm concerned I just sneezed and spontaneously burst a blood vessel in my neck that began pooling blood and putting pressure on my spinal cord, creating paralysis and huge amounts of pain.

What would he think of me? He'd probably feel pity for me but wouldn't be surprised. We have a long history of bad luck and I really haven't changed much over the years. That being 5 years anyway.
Good news being I still do everything I used to, just... Really cautiously.
Don't climb up that tree at the Pig Roast. Don't do it.
User avatar #97 - victoryismine (07/12/2013) [-]
"Wow. So, our life hasn't changed much in 4 years has it? You still have no friends, no boyfriend and zero social life. You still have anxiety and now you have depression too. You still spend almost all of your day either sleeping or watching TV or being on the computer/funnyjunk, and you haven't finished school due to your anxiety problems. Well done future me, well done. I'm going to go kill myself now to save us both the future years of sadness. Goodbye"
#96 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Well, after I explain everything between then and now, something like this.
Well, after I explain everything between then and now, something like this.
User avatar #95 - neoexdeath (07/12/2013) [-]
"So...Furry Porn...What's the deal there?"
User avatar #72 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/12/2013) [-]
I'd proably have to kick my selves ass.

15 year old me hated gay people
#42 - moustachemustache (07/12/2013) [-]
Well....considering I just turned 17 today, I don't know.    
"Hm, you actually got accepted to college?"
Well....considering I just turned 17 today, I don't know.
"Hm, you actually got accepted to college?"
#29 - thekittykat (07/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I am 15 so i guess what i would say to myself right now id “You ****** up”

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#44 to #29 - clockworkcharizard (07/12/2013) [-]
Well, I turned 15 a few days ago and am thinking...

"What the **** am I doing with my life..."
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