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    #11 - calawesome
    Reply-2
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    Fun fact I just found out: Jesus said some people are are born gay, and it's not a choice.

    Spread the love fellow junkers.
    User avatar#40 to #11 - teamrocketninja
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    Prove it fool. Tell us where.
    #41 to #40 - calawesome
    Reply+1
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    It has to do with a mistranslation about 'Eunuchs'. Jesus speaks about the three types of Eunuch, one being the Eunuch who chooses to be so for God, ie Priests and such, the Eunuch forced to be, ie those castrated, and the Eunuch born. Many think it has to do with men born without testicles, but it avtually has to do with the fact that in ancient hebrew, Eunuch was used to describe effeminate and those less 'masculine' than others, ie gays.
    User avatar#43 to #41 - teamrocketninja
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    Can you find the actual passage? Id be interested in reading it.
    #44 to #43 - calawesome
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    I can give you a link to the page where it's discussed?
    User avatar#46 to #44 - teamrocketninja
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    Please do.
    #47 to #46 - calawesome
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    did you get it?
    User avatar#48 to #47 - teamrocketninja
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    Uh... I dont think so? Can you just post it here?
    #49 to #48 - calawesome
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    You need to login to view this link



    I tried to message you with it.
    User avatar#51 to #49 - teamrocketninja
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    Interesting. The wording is rather vague though...
    #52 to #51 - calawesome
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    but that IS what it says, doesn't it?
    User avatar#53 to #52 - teamrocketninja
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    It only says that some are born eunuchs though. I just dont like that vagueness... Leaves it open to different interpretations.
    #54 to #53 - calawesome
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    I don't see how that's vague. Some people are born straight, some are born gay.
    User avatar#55 to #54 - teamrocketninja
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    Im not arguing that. But it doesnt say clearly if its a reference to homosexuality. Its an interesting possibility, I'll give you that.
    #56 to #55 - calawesome
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    I suppose, but if you look at the fact that this is translated from hebrew, I think you have to look at their use of the word to interpret it.
    User avatar#58 to #56 - teamrocketninja
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    I agree, we'd need to read Hebrew.
    #59 to #58 - calawesome
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    a **** load of stuff in the bible makes more sense when read with the hebrew wording in mind.
    User avatar#60 to #59 - teamrocketninja
    Reply+1
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    It would be interesting to read it that way.
    User avatar#35 to #11 - welfarekid
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    (07/12/2013)[-]
    B... but, jesus said.
    #22 to #11 - pubictears
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    #42 to #22 - anon id: 03d4c00f
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    (07/12/2013)[-]
    It was actually stated in court that In God we trust is more patriotic than religious.
    #26 to #22 - pubictears
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    #36 to #26 - Eggdoodle
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    I get your point, you're just coming off as a rude nob tho
    User avatar#23 to #22 - welfarekid
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    In god we trust is on the money in your pocket.
    User avatar#25 to #23 - citruslord
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    That just shows how hypocritical our nation really is. One of the main principles it was founded on was religious freedom and separation of church and state.
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    User avatar#33 to #28 - citruslord
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    (07/12/2013)[-]
    That's what I said. It means that you have a right to practice any religion privately, but when it comes to political matters, Religion should be completely left out, because it leads to inequality for certain groups.
    #31 to #28 - pubictears
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    User avatar#27 to #13 - citruslord
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    I'm sure back in the civil rights movement alot of people felt suffocated with the amount of coverage the issue got. It's what it takes to change something that so many people feel strongly about and the government controlling over it is extremely biased in one direction.
    User avatar#24 to #13 - sirnigga
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    i agree equal treatment people dont suffocate others with straight **** just do whatever
    #14 to #13 - calawesome
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    I'm Catholic, and I recently found out that Jesus said some people are made gay.
    User avatar#29 to #14 - citruslord
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    (07/12/2013)[-]
    Really, I don't think it matters to disprove these arguments. The people that come up with stuff like "it's a choice" and "It will lead to bestiality" are scared and pulling stuff out of their asses.
    #30 to #29 - calawesome
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    That's true, but I still think it gives a wrong view of Christians and Catholics because the ones who pull **** out their ass are always the most vocal about it.
    User avatar#32 to #30 - citruslord
    Reply+2
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    Yeah, it always seems that the worst of a group gets the most publicity. Take bronies for example.
    #34 to #32 - calawesome
    Reply0
    (07/12/2013)[-]
    This dude gets it.
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