Dating these days.. .. Oh hell no. This bitch is obsessed.
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#35 - sebgun ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
The best one IMO
#26 - dafuckisthisshit (07/11/2013) [-]
this has uses
User avatar #31 to #26 - supername (07/11/2013) [-]
NSA?
#44 to #31 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
NSA + CIA are part of facebook owners through sock puppets investors.
User avatar #51 to #44 - cowisbeast (07/11/2013) [-]
>NSA using sock puppets to take control of mark zuckerberg
#7 - sanguinesolitude (07/11/2013) [-]
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doesnt matter, definitely having sex tonight. Chick is DTF for sure. we can worry about getting stabbed to death in the shower later.
#20 to #7 - vladstronsy (07/11/2013) [-]
Aw Yiss Hedgehog thread.
User avatar #29 to #7 - snakefire (07/11/2013) [-]
Dtf?
#30 to #29 - sanguinesolitude (07/11/2013) [-]
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down to ****
User avatar #37 to #7 - hickerydickery (07/11/2013) [-]
I actually understood the reference. I think.
User avatar #38 to #37 - sanguinesolitude (07/11/2013) [-]
jodi arias
User avatar #39 to #38 - hickerydickery (07/11/2013) [-]
I was right then. Bloody spooky though, you're never safe from obsessed gfs.
#9 to #7 - dogwars (07/11/2013) [-]
Hedgehog thread?
Hedgehog thread?
#13 to #12 - sanguinesolitude (07/11/2013) [-]
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aw yis
#14 to #13 - dogwars (07/11/2013) [-]
Bitches don't know I'm hung
#16 to #14 - sanguinesolitude (07/11/2013) [-]
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spongebob is for noms?
#17 to #16 - dogwars (07/11/2013) [-]
FEED ME, SEYMOUR
#27 to #17 - mitosis (07/11/2013) [-]
GOD I LOVED THAT MOVIE
#28 to #27 - dogwars (07/11/2013) [-]
IF YOU DIDN'T LOVE THAT MOVIE THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY A BAD PERSON.
#128 to #18 - stripey (07/12/2013) [-]
This is my hedgehog Moose burrowing into my floral swim trunks.
#1 - professoraquard (07/11/2013) [-]
Oh hell no. This bitch is obsessed.
User avatar #11 to #1 - gayboard (07/11/2013) [-]
I know men who do this too.
User avatar #53 to #1 - Ranpu Dentro (07/11/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, got head!
#25 to #1 - nightdge (07/11/2013) [-]
Watched mirai nikki yesterday...

that's all i'm going to say
#42 to #25 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/11/2013) [-]
Yukki~?
#45 to #42 - nightdge (07/11/2013) [-]
..all i'm going to say
#110 to #45 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
That image. My ******* sides
#90 to #1 - vinlandknight ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Welcome to bible black
User avatar #15 to #1 - pronak (07/11/2013) [-]
I wouldn't mind getting a obsessed girlfriend.

Or a normal girlfriend.
User avatar #23 to #15 - atomicnutter (07/11/2013) [-]
Or a girlfriend at all for that matter
#130 to #23 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Trust me, none is better then the wrong one.
#41 - cuppycakechick (07/11/2013) [-]
3 months later...
#117 to #41 - fakeanon (07/12/2013) [-]
i dont think i would mind that
i dont think i would mind that
User avatar #4 - symedol (07/11/2013) [-]
Ah, I love her comics.

sarahseeandersen.tumblr.com/
#8 to #4 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
Thanks for that link
#104 - skiskate (07/12/2013) [-]
People complain about having an over attached girlfriend. I wouldn't mind
User avatar #113 to #104 - rubyasshole (07/12/2013) [-]
Listen, you would. I used to think that is better have an over attached girlfriend than nothing, until I get my first girlfriend... she was cute, asian/american girl, nice body and **** , but she was really depressive and tried to commit suicide multiple times blaming me. Everything changed to be a reason for her try this. It was scary

Sorry about my english
User avatar #114 to #113 - skiskate (07/12/2013) [-]
I see what you are saying but I am not talking about a suicidal or depressive girlfriend i just mean one who spends more time with me then not.

Your English is fine by the way
User avatar #115 to #114 - rubyasshole (07/12/2013) [-]
Well that is really good then. You just need a girl that likes most things you like too and everything will be fine, even if she is an over attached. Just don't be shy, start conversations with random people. That's a way that leads to just 2 things: A new friend or the girl who will make out all day long every time
#116 to #114 - dontknowmeatall (07/12/2013) [-]
I have one. I'm so ******* tired of her, but she studies psychology and every single time I try to break up with her, she finds a way to keep me with her. I've been trying to dump her for six months. I never want to have a girlfriend like her. I mean, she's nice and everything, but I JUST CAN'T BREATH!!! I have to take the cellphone to the bathroom because if I stop talking her while I crap she thinks she made something wrong and starts sending me crying smileys and I don't know why I end up apologizing! I need some air...
User avatar #122 to #116 - hideyowives (07/12/2013) [-]
i have a overly attacheted girlfriend, but i really dont mind, had a really bad family and was basically a loner my entire life
its nice to actually have someone care
instead of trying to run, have you told her ?
like if she gave you some room and didnt glue herself to you would you still be having issues
being passive agressive doesnt solve anything
#123 to #122 - dontknowmeatall (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm not being passive aggressive. I literally told her "I do not want to see you anymore". Three hours later, I don't know why, I was taking her to dinner. I hate psychologists.
User avatar #124 to #123 - hideyowives (07/12/2013) [-]
well if you go back on it than its you who is driving her nuts
break up with someone and they are sad, very sad, get back together and they are happy
if you keep breaking up and getting back together with someone than they just try harder to stay with you
they go full stalker about the third time
and if you have done it as many tiems as you say you have , than not only is that kind of dickish
but she prolly has a shrine to you
you have prolly ****** her life up pretty good at this point
so either break up and stay broken up and let her heal
or sleep in the bed you have made
#125 to #124 - dontknowmeatall (07/12/2013) [-]
I never really thought about it that way. Thanks, I'll keep it in mind.
User avatar #126 to #125 - hideyowives (07/12/2013) [-]
i know you arnt trying to
but a girl did that to me once.....some really depressing bad **** happened
and it straight ****** my life
just if youa re going to break up with her do it before something bad happen
love is strong man and it has more power over us than we would like to admit
User avatar #118 to #116 - thegrimgenius (07/12/2013) [-]
1:Fake death

2:Make her break up with you. (be jerk, do things)

3. Disappear, delete any social network accounts, change phone numbers, stay at a motel for a week or two.
#120 to #118 - dontknowmeatall (07/12/2013) [-]
I ****** her anus without even asking her (she was a virgin when we first met), thinking that would freak her out enough to run away from me... now she asks for it everyday...

and, to make things worst, she studies with my sister and they hang out all the time, there's no way to fake death... I'm thinking about travelling to some other country without telling her, but I need more money...
User avatar #131 to #120 - thegrimgenius (07/12/2013) [-]
Fake cheat? Do something totally against what she's against? Also, have you considered she's being the way she is as part of an experiment?
#3 - frostsalamander (07/11/2013) [-]
**frostsalamander rolled a random image posted in comment #143 at Where Would You Live? ** noooo
User avatar #22 to #3 - thisotherdude (07/11/2013) [-]
**** yeah, Wakfu was awesome... Well season 1 was, season 2 wasn't that great.
User avatar #34 to #3 - weirdoo (07/11/2013) [-]
Season 1 was ******* amazing, this villain deserves more attention
#40 - Nameloc (07/11/2013) [-]
Anytime I talk with girls, they know everything I do online, as well with knowing all of my friends by name.
Anytime I talk with girls, they know everything I do online, as well with knowing all of my friends by name.
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#56 to #40 - dookaargetman ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
I have a feeling all women work at the NSA

Image relevant as ice cream represents privacy.
User avatar #60 to #40 - smokekusheveryday (07/11/2013) [-]
That's kinda scary
#84 to #60 - Nameloc (07/12/2013) [-]
Meh.
They're not as scary as others.

My ex was full on obsessed with me for 9 years before we dated; There's also another girl who has been, and still is, obsessed with me for 8+ years.
If I'm right, one of my co-workers may be obsessed with me... (For almost two years now?)

Another one of my co-workers gets legitly pissed off at me if I don't acknowledge her saying "Hello" and reply back.

Bitches be cray.
That is, up until they get to actually know me. Then they realize they don't like the nerdy side of me.
So I typically avoid dating because it's always the same; They only like me for my looks and not my personality.
#111 to #84 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
That's because your personality is ****
User avatar #119 to #111 - Nameloc (07/12/2013) [-]
It's not " **** ".
It's just vastly different from a teenage girl's perspective.
My ex, all she cared about was:
Instagram
Facebook
Pinterest
Shopping
One Direction
Poetry

She constantly mis-used memes, ones that she saw on Facebook, and wanted to play CoD Black Ops 2 so she can say she's a Gamer.

Meanwhile all I care about is:
FunnyJunk
Facebook
Newegg
Monstercat Media
YouTube

With not much in common at all, there's no real way to keep conversations lively.
User avatar #86 to #84 - smokekusheveryday (07/12/2013) [-]
Hey at least you got looks i think i'm lacking in both departments
User avatar #121 to #86 - Nameloc (07/12/2013) [-]
Looks are nothing without personality...
The 'building plans' of any relationship are each other's personalities. If one or both don't like the other's personality, then there is nothing to build upon the relationship from.
(Yeah, sorry for the ****** analogy...)

Anyhow, don't be down about your looks/ personality.
Just go out there and be yourself, and eventually you'll come across someone who likes you. (And hopefully they'll like you for all the right reasons.)
User avatar #129 to #121 - smokekusheveryday (07/12/2013) [-]
After all she maybe hot but if she is the world biggest bitch / or you have complete opposite tastes it simply will not work out
#55 - sirhyde (07/11/2013) [-]
Objection! doesn't that count as stalking!?
Objection! doesn't that count as stalking!?
User avatar #57 to #55 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (07/11/2013) [-]
I would be flattered if someone was that interested in me but there is a line. I'm not sure where that line is.
User avatar #68 to #57 - markertemp (07/12/2013) [-]
Thanks to social networking, the line is more or less gone in the eyes of society.

Perhaps you could say that the whereabouts of that line are fairly...... ambiguous....
User avatar #71 to #68 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (07/12/2013) [-]
If someone puts there information in a public space online, I don't think they should complain when someone knows their information. If they didn't want people to know, they can either not post it or make sure the information is only available to select people.
User avatar #72 to #71 - markertemp (07/12/2013) [-]
Even that second option is risky if you don't want certain information getting out, because anyone can tell anyone anything.
User avatar #58 to #55 - smokekusheveryday (07/11/2013) [-]
Would you really care if a hot chick stalked you? c'mon be honest

Im not talking about chick in the comic
#93 to #91 - sirhyde (07/12/2013) [-]
Love you too Yuno!
User avatar #97 to #93 - smokekusheveryday (07/12/2013) [-]
Hey that's my line! afterall are you yukki?
User avatar #99 to #97 - sirhyde (07/12/2013) [-]
sure why not. lol
User avatar #100 to #99 - smokekusheveryday (07/12/2013) [-]
But....but...... how bout we comprise and settle on a threesome
User avatar #102 to #100 - yourdonutz ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
i can deal with that
User avatar #103 to #102 - smokekusheveryday (07/12/2013) [-]
Excellent choice
#106 to #103 - sirhyde (07/12/2013) [-]
more like foursome now lol
more like foursome now lol
User avatar #107 to #106 - smokekusheveryday (07/12/2013) [-]
Still workable right?
#108 to #107 - sirhyde (07/12/2013) [-]
Indeed it is
Indeed it is
#96 to #95 - sirhyde (07/12/2013) [-]
I know right?
#101 to #96 - yourdonutz ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
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#67 to #58 - sirhyde (07/11/2013) [-]
I agree with ambiguous I would be flattered as well. and If she was hot then yeah go to town. But what if she wasn't or was creepy wouldn't be good then.
I agree with ambiguous I would be flattered as well. and If she was hot then yeah go to town. But what if she wasn't or was creepy wouldn't be good then.
User avatar #70 to #67 - smokekusheveryday (07/12/2013) [-]
If she was like jabba then my advice to you is run like hell and hide (arm yourself if possible)
User avatar #74 to #70 - sirhyde (07/12/2013) [-]
My point exactly, Then that would be bad having a creepy/unattractive girl stalking you. Arming yourself would be best lol
User avatar #76 to #74 - smokekusheveryday (07/12/2013) [-]
Seeing as i dont have a girlfriend........ id take either..... as long as she wasn't fat like jabba that's where i draw the line
#80 to #76 - sirhyde (07/12/2013) [-]
Well for one I know that feel. But your right not to do that, what is the point of dating someone you aren't attracted too? Let me tell you It would pointless, and you probably wouldn't be happy. Dont get me wrong Personality is a BIG thing but you need to be attracted to her.
User avatar #81 to #80 - smokekusheveryday (07/12/2013) [-]
Well said brother!
#82 to #81 - sirhyde (07/12/2013) [-]
Thank you, I realized that a bit ago. Im happy I could help. (If I did)
Thank you, I realized that a bit ago. Im happy I could help. (If I did)
User avatar #69 to #67 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (07/12/2013) [-]
Even if I didn't find her attractive or I thought she was creepy, I would still be flattered.
#73 to #69 - sirhyde (07/12/2013) [-]
Well if you would be then thats good, But imo I wouldn't want some creepy stalker girl.
Well if you would be then thats good, But imo I wouldn't want some creepy stalker girl.
User avatar #75 to #73 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (07/12/2013) [-]
I kind of have a thing for crazy but there is a limit. I just don't know what that limit is.


hai Limit
#77 to #75 - sirhyde (07/12/2013) [-]
Id say you figure out that limit before you get into something bad. I mean you wouldnt want to be stuck with a creepy bossy women or anything.
Id say you figure out that limit before you get into something bad. I mean you wouldnt want to be stuck with a creepy bossy women or anything.
User avatar #83 to #77 - smokekusheveryday (07/12/2013) [-]
Now holding up are we talking about the kinda scary but hawt boss that wants to have a quickie with you but treats you like **** ? i guess not
User avatar #92 to #83 - sirhyde (07/12/2013) [-]
That wouldnt be so bad. lol But no we wernt talking about that.
User avatar #79 to #77 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (07/12/2013) [-]
There was this one girl I knew. I had only known her for about 1-2 weeks and she was talking about seriously having my baby and getting married. I was not okay with that talk so soon. Especially since I didn't like her that way.
User avatar #94 to #79 - smokekusheveryday (07/12/2013) [-]
I woulda been like WHOA WHOA WHOA BACK THE %^(&$#&*$@#! UP [small]i'll have sex with you but no babies with you[small]
User avatar #89 to #79 - sirhyde (07/12/2013) [-]
You see, to me that would be to clingy. I mean its great that she liked you but hearing about having kids would scare me off tbh.
User avatar #78 to #55 - zamka (07/12/2013) [-]
I don't give a **** , all I know that I'm saving those Ace Attorney GIFS.
User avatar #85 to #78 - sirhyde (07/12/2013) [-]
I can dump some on your profile if you want, I have a few edgeworth and Maya ones too
User avatar #98 to #85 - zamka (07/12/2013) [-]
I'd love those!!
#52 - hidanfangirl (07/11/2013) [-]
Is it bad that I'm like this to a fictional character?
Is it bad that I'm like this to a fictional character?
User avatar #59 to #52 - smokekusheveryday (07/11/2013) [-]
Nope i do that when i reread a good book
User avatar #61 to #52 - weinerdick (07/11/2013) [-]
I'm liking the amount of Steve I keep seeing.
User avatar #63 to #61 - hidanfangirl (07/11/2013) [-]
Get used to it. I'm his fangirl.
User avatar #64 to #63 - weinerdick (07/11/2013) [-]
I like to play as him, and you'd like to play with him. This could work out nicely.
User avatar #66 to #64 - hidanfangirl (07/11/2013) [-]
I play as him when I get the chance to play Tekken 4...and huehuehue.
#2 - stoicnick (07/11/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Calm Down Grampa! ** those teeth...
User avatar #5 - fukkendragonite (07/11/2013) [-]
The question of "When does devotion become creepy stalking?" is down to your discretion. To me, the mild social network stalking isn't so bad. Kinda creepy but kinda sweet too. However, in this comic you have to remember that if that's the first date, that bitch is likely to be cray cray and it's probably going to end badly.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Noah (07/11/2013) [-]
If I was going on a first date, I think I might look at their Facebook a bit, just to help know what to talk about.
User avatar #19 to #5 - googleoverlords ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
We seem to be forgetting that would be a first date for me. Meaning that somewhere a girl is attracted to me (even if she decided to stalk) which gives me hope of some kind.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - fukkendragonite (07/11/2013) [-]
oh lawd that feel....
User avatar #50 to #49 - garentei (07/11/2013) [-]
I bet some neckbeard made that.
#133 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
and this is why i do not have a facebook or twitter...... if you wanna know something... and i feel like telling you.... all you need to do is ask
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