Coming out story. . whats m coming out story i min my mom and we crew my dad and then are n: rest er the nah! and In the middle ettne night r heard my clad yell
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Coming out story

whats m coming out story
i min my mom and we crew my dad and then are n:
rest er the nah! and In the middle ettne night r heard my clad yell ‘gee dammit
Inn who cares ET he likes itto the ass"
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#4 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I. CAN. BEAT. THAT. I told my parents by inviting my boyfriend over while they were at a dinner with friends. Deciding to ``get it nasty´´ in the livingroom ( not the wisest ), and not hearing the door opening as my parents and their friends came back for a cup of coffe. Gave them a Heart attack and now they always yell out a warning before going in the house. Totally as planned.
#6 to #4 - lyestcer (07/11/2013) [-]
That's just rude and disgusting.
User avatar #1 - Mortuus (07/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Why don't we have more people like his father?
User avatar #8 - caelinnis (07/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
does carl come out in season 4 or something
User avatar #9 to #8 - lovestospoodge (07/11/2013) [-]
Well he sure as **** can't stay in
#16 - realvegzillar (07/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Dammit Lori!
User avatar #12 - fukkendragonite (07/11/2013) [-]
Give that father a medal. What a legend.
#14 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My dad knows I've had about 6 girlfriends by now, and I have had sex with 4 of them, and he still thinks that I'm gay for some reason... Nothing wrong with it just... come on dad :/
User avatar #29 to #14 - dragostarc (07/11/2013) [-]
Maybe because you've got tits.
User avatar #15 - darkangeloffire (07/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Honestly, if my son/daughter told me they were gay, I'd just say "Good for you". I don't care who they're with as long as their relationship is fulfilling to them.
User avatar #33 to #15 - sanguinesolitude (07/11/2013) [-]
if i were in a relatioship with your son or daughter i'd be fulfilling them every night
User avatar #2 - CaptalnPlanet (07/11/2013) [-]
GOD DAMNIT LORI YOU WHORE
User avatar #34 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/11/2013) [-]
My friend was talking to his mom about his little sisters birthday. His mom was saying "Her favourite food is meatloaf, so I'll make that for her" and my friend responded "Speaking of eating meat, I like men".
User avatar #19 - unicornmangina (07/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
my old babysitters the campest guy you will ever meet but he's amazing when he came out to his family he was incredibly nervous and he gathered everyone his family his friends and came out after stuttering a number of times their response? "we knew that already sean"
#36 - zapgod (07/11/2013) [-]
and then hes all like... but im the pitcher?
#44 - dashgamer (07/11/2013) [-]
MFW my parents would disown me and refer to me as gay instead of Marine if I told them.
MFW my parents would disown me and refer to me as gay instead of Marine if I told them.
User avatar #7 - akumamika **User deleted account** (07/11/2013) [-]
Me: Mum I'm Bi se-
Mum: I know!
Me: ???
#10 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [-]
When I told my parents they didn't believe me and my dad pointed to the blonde girl from the pussycat dolls on tv and said "Would she do it for ya now or what?" I laughed and then pointed to the really buff black guy that came up after her and said no but he would. They still didn't really believe me until I came home from a graduation night party with a huge love bite on my neck and when they asked what was her name, I just laughed and said " Oh dad" and walked out of the room. I LOVE COCKS DAMN IT!

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