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i refuse bethink that the man who killed hitlerous anything less than a saint
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Umm Hitler committed suicide by cyanide
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#1 - ketchupshinobi (07/10/2013) [-]
Hitler committed suicide by one bullet to the head. Pic related. The gun he shot himself with, a blinged out Walther PPK.
#12 to #1 - John Cena (07/11/2013) [-]
Truth is, do we really know how he died? What ive come to realise is that different generations have been told different things...
#14 to #1 - adamks ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
It's not really known as his corpse have never been found. Presumeably burned.
User avatar #30 to #14 - iamundecided (07/11/2013) [-]
Apparently body was dragged out by captured Germans and then burned (they were forced to by the Russians I believe). His ashes were buried and later unearthed and moved to a different location.
User avatar #22 to #14 - notsolonleyisland (07/11/2013) [-]
Yes it was burned. there are pictures. And pictures of him shooting himself
#23 to #22 - adamks ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
No there aren't
#26 to #25 - adamks ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Totally real
User avatar #50 to #1 - nymikemet (07/11/2013) [-]
Oh yea, Aaron Hernandez has one just like that.

too soon?
#6 to #1 - tbeaz (07/11/2013) [-]
Today on funnyjunk I learned Hitler was a dope ass bitch look at them initials!


If you couldn't tell I'm too white for my own safety.
#2 to #1 - mattymc (07/11/2013) [-]
related
User avatar #3 to #1 - Solidus (07/11/2013) [-]
He popped a cyanide capsule before he shot himself: you don't take chances when it comes to killing Hitler.
#5 to #3 - taurusguy (07/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, for all we know Hitler was an inside guy working to kill him all along!
User avatar #34 - adolfhilter (07/11/2013) [-]
I killed Adolf Hitler
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User avatar #52 to #34 - hitlerballs (07/11/2013) [-]
and in turn killed me you bastard
User avatar #59 to #52 - blasthardcheese (07/11/2013) [-]
*Hitlerball. Hitler was either born with one testicle or lost one in WW1.
User avatar #78 to #59 - hitlerballs (07/12/2013) [-]
syphilis took my brother, (the right ball) I add the Plural to commemorate her
#39 - songemot (07/11/2013) [-]
(From hipsterhitler.com)
#11 - John Cena (07/11/2013) [-]
Well, I mean, technically Hitler didn't kill the guy who killed Hitler, did he? Cause by the time Hitler had killed Hitler, Hitler was already dead. Right?
User avatar #48 to #11 - occamsrazor (07/11/2013) [-]
Hitler killed Hitler at precisely the instant Hitler died. In fact that's the most accurate thing that can be isn't it? Anyway it's quite simple.
User avatar #13 to #11 - harryb (07/11/2013) [-]
*Kill from the grave*
#24 to #13 - John Cena (07/11/2013) [-]
hitler OP treyarch fix this broken game
User avatar #18 to #13 - spyrothehedgehog (07/11/2013) [-]
afterlife
#16 - tobloi (07/11/2013) [-]
There's a lot of speculation as to how he killed imself, I was told he shot his wife n kids then turned the bullet on himself after telling his ss guards to fight to the last breath.
User avatar #65 to #16 - thecorruptll ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
You're probably thinking of Joseph Goebbels.
#66 to #65 - tobloi (07/11/2013) [-]
Nope definitely not
User avatar #67 to #66 - thecorruptll ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Well, he did have a dentist murder his six children with his wife, and then he and his wife committed suicide before they would be captured.
#69 to #67 - tobloi (07/11/2013) [-]
I didn't know that but I definitely didn't think about goebals
User avatar #70 to #69 - thecorruptll ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
What you mentioned was probably based off Goebbels at the very least.

It clicked in my mind when I read it. Hitler committed suicide with his newly wed wife, Eva Braun. At least, that's what I hear is the most accepted speculation.
#71 to #70 - tobloi (07/11/2013) [-]
Well I've never heard how goebbells died, until now
User avatar #72 to #71 - thecorruptll ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
History is fascinating.
#73 to #72 - tobloi (07/11/2013) [-]
After my GCSE history WW2 has kinda been killed out of me, especially the nazi side of it, I find WW1 the most fascinating for me
User avatar #74 to #73 - thecorruptll ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
WW1 is sadly underrated, I must admit!
#75 to #74 - tobloi (07/11/2013) [-]
I love it
User avatar #17 to #16 - Yeaaaahhhh (07/11/2013) [-]
Hitler officially never had children, but he has an alleged son who is till alive today. Hitler and Eva braun, his wife, killed themselves by taking cyanide and had their bodies burned by soldiers. He didn't wanted to be made a spectacle of, like Mussolini who was killed by Italians, and decided not to let his body fall in the hands of russian soldiers. That's the gist of it.
User avatar #19 to #17 - notsolonleyisland (07/11/2013) [-]
Cyanide and a bullet to the head. He was quite thorough to make sure he died.
#36 to #17 - tobloi (07/11/2013) [-]
Just saying what I was told
#64 - amuro (07/11/2013) [-]
Great post, OP.
#60 - fuckyouimapancake (07/11/2013) [-]
Loving the comment section on this post.
User avatar #58 - lolwtfme (07/11/2013) [-]
dat title and tags
#56 - weirddark ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#15 - xsamxeldyx (07/11/2013) [-]
If the Nazi's were not such mass Genocidal cunts and did not invade Poland or any other countries, can you imagine the technological advancements they could of made? but then again they wouldn't bother because there would of been no war to encourage their advancements :/ but still I would of loved a hover board!
#10 - Zanchoff (07/11/2013) [-]
Guys, that was reported by the Russian army. I'm not going to pretend like I have evidence, but it's not unlikely that they tortured the **** out of him and then said he offed himself, and the bunker collapsed. Just puttin' it out there. At the very least, that's what I like to believe.
User avatar #21 to #10 - notsolonleyisland (07/11/2013) [-]
No, there are pictures of him and Eva taking cyanide and shooting themselves, and then more of their bodies being burned.
#47 to #21 - John Cena (07/11/2013) [-]
Pics or gtfo
#51 to #10 - John Cena (07/11/2013) [-]
That is almost definitely some kind of made up **** that they want to say to make them selves seem like they are bad ass. No one could reach Hitler in time before he killed himself. He was deep under ground is a bunker guarded twenty four seven by thousands of soldiers, as well as tanks and air support..
User avatar #7 - schnizel (07/11/2013) [-]
>Hitler
>Killed himslef
User avatar #9 to #8 - schnizel (07/11/2013) [-]
Lol, he was sipping drinks in Argentina.
Ignorant barbarians.
User avatar #38 to #9 - itrooztrooperdown (07/11/2013) [-]
Your implyings were hard to understand at first. Be more precise next time. Yes.
User avatar #40 to #38 - schnizel (07/11/2013) [-]
Ok. It would be dumb for a man who told his SS to make a runway next to his bunker, and not to be in the one and only two man plane who wasn't be shot down by Soviet troops before the day that Nazi Germany fell from the Soviet side.
User avatar #41 to #40 - itrooztrooperdown (07/11/2013) [-]
But not everybody knows that nor shares your opinion, when you just say

">Hitler
>Killed himslef "

it seems like you didn't get the joke or didn't read the content, not that you imply that history is ******** ...
User avatar #63 to #41 - schnizel (07/11/2013) [-]
Oh, people don't get sarcasm.
Well, you know what they say about people who don't get sarcasm.
Thank you for the tip friend.
#27 to #9 - outerfiend ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
are you ******* stupid.
User avatar #28 to #27 - schnizel (07/11/2013) [-]
Barbarian scum.
#29 to #28 - outerfiend ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
k faggot
k faggot
User avatar #31 to #29 - schnizel (07/11/2013) [-]
wow dude, I'm bleeding from that down thumb
#32 to #31 - outerfiend ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #33 to #32 - schnizel (07/11/2013) [-]
bitch stole my fud!
#4 - John Cena (07/11/2013) [-]
tom cruise couldnt but bradolf pittler certainly had no qualms
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