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#25 - robodick (07/10/2013) [-]
Trying to imagine this spider biting someone and creating some sort of water spiderman...he'd be unstoppable
Trying to imagine this spider biting someone and creating some sort of water spiderman...he'd be unstoppable
#176 to #142 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [-]
Get out
#35 to #25 - elburcho (07/10/2013) [-]
like a useful aquaman
User avatar #146 to #35 - counterannon (07/11/2013) [-]
Araquaman
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User avatar #62 to #35 - xXMAQXx ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
so basically anyone thats not aquaman
#43 to #35 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [-]
Aquaman can fly, is invincible, has super-human strength, can summon a tidal wave from anywhere to anywhere, and can control any aquatic animal telepathically. In a match-up against Spiderman, I'm fairly certain he would win.
#136 to #43 - doubledisme (07/11/2013) [-]
of course he'll win against spider man
What kind of super hero's weakness is a gaint shoe?
#63 to #43 - shiphotel (07/11/2013) [-]
that would be cool if he actually did most of those thing. he cannot fly on his own, he cannot stay on land for long before dehydrating, he is immune to gunfire but not invincible, he has no control over water that i know of maybe your thinking of mermaid man? and good luck using fish in the middle of the city. get some vicious goldfish to kill him.
#64 to #63 - cshp (07/11/2013) [-]
Actually they changed Aquaman's backstory so that he lived on land before he discovered his Atlantian heritage, which removes his dehydration weakness. He actually can control water and in an alternate universe where all of the superheros were evil, he summoned a tidal wave that swallowed all of Europe and killed everyone. His mind control powers are not limited to aquatic life and can be used on humans.   
   
TL;DR Aquaman is a badass
Actually they changed Aquaman's backstory so that he lived on land before he discovered his Atlantian heritage, which removes his dehydration weakness. He actually can control water and in an alternate universe where all of the superheros were evil, he summoned a tidal wave that swallowed all of Europe and killed everyone. His mind control powers are not limited to aquatic life and can be used on humans.

TL;DR Aquaman is a badass
#127 to #64 - madeforquackin (07/11/2013) [-]
*Sigh*. Retcons.
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