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#4 - houseofbrick (07/11/2013) [-]
I've lived in Southwest Florida for the past 10 years and it has some of the most ********** **** happen down here. Half of everything is run by orange soccer moms and the other half is run by 90 year olds worth more than France. Even the roadways are ********** so they look "pretty" for all the tourists, but they're hell to drive on and it's almost impossible to find your way out of even a shopping center and most of the time you can only go in the opposite direction from where you want. I remember that the school system sent two psychologists to my house on two separate occasions to determine if I was going to shoot up the school or something when I was getting heavily bullied by the bigoted, classist little ***** who ran the school because their daddies had money. I hate this ******* place so much and the only reason I can't leave is that I can't afford to. This is a town where everything is overpriced because it's a tourist town, so it's almost impossible for working-class people to keep living here. The only reason prices aren't higher is that then they'd have to hire rich kids to do the **** jobs around here. Never, ever think moving to Florida is a good idea just because it's nice on Vacation. This place is as close to Hell as you can get in America and is a perfect example of why you don't let a single political party or demographic control everything.
#38 to #4 - yologdog (07/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to admit this. But your ********* aren't usually homebrewed. They're imported from the grand state of New York. So I feel for you because I went through a lot of the same things.
<--------Pokemon was my Anti-drug.
#57 to #38 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [-]
Lived in suburban north jersey all my life. Mostly wonderful people. Florida is a ******** though.
User avatar #39 to #38 - houseofbrick (07/11/2013) [-]
no, I know they're from New York. They also come from Jersey and Ohio. After that, it's fairly random, but the second generation New Yorkers were always the worst.
User avatar #42 to #39 - yologdog (07/11/2013) [-]
"There is no kind of stupid like long island stupid."
User avatar #51 to #42 - azumeow (07/11/2013) [-]
Yeah...this...this is too true.

I'm glad I managed to escape, but now I'm in the ******* Bronx.

WWWHHHHYYYYYY
User avatar #58 to #51 - glad (07/11/2013) [-]
cuz
User avatar #14 to #4 - toosexyforyou (07/11/2013) [-]
I've lived in Florida for over 10 years and I like it here.
User avatar #10 to #4 - raptorzepik (07/11/2013) [-]
if you can study in canada ask to go to Lumby in British columbia
User avatar #6 to #4 - zerosonaku ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Join a youth international agency that allows people to study abroad. Go to a better country, such as Norway, Canada, Sweden, or new Zealand. those are only a handful of countries that I find the standard of living to be better than the states. once you've gone to another country, apply for citizenship. Once you are a citizen get a job there and live there.
User avatar #7 to #6 - houseofbrick (07/11/2013) [-]
Actually, I have a friend who lived in the Pacific Northwest of the US for a few years and it sounds heavenly to me. I'm thinking of trying to head up there with him in a couple years to see what it's like and try to move there if possible. Moving to another country is an expensive and complicated task, while moving to another state isn't so bad. It's not the whole country I take issue with, it's just this state.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zerosonaku ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
I have to say though, Most of the Southern states suck ass. My father works for Challenger, I went with him on a few dozen of his trips through the US dilivering goods. Most, if not all, the south-east states were inhabited by the most Red-neck like people I had met in my life. And most Cities in the Northern states were crawling with scumbag crooks. Very few states I have been to have met my fancy.
User avatar #9 to #8 - houseofbrick (07/11/2013) [-]
It's mostly the suburbs of metropolitan areas on the East and West Coasts and a few places on the interior that aren't so bad.
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