Bad Luck Brian. Saw this FML post this morning. Had to make it a Bad Luck Brian.. Today, while leaving McDonald' s, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of S Bad Luck Brian funny Cars crashes Birds McDonalds
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Bad Luck Brian. Saw this FML post this morning. Had to make it a Bad Luck Brian.. Today, while leaving McDonald' s, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of S

Saw this FML post this morning. Had to make it a Bad Luck Brian.

Today, while leaving McDonald' s, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of Seagulls. I watched in the
mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to
veer off the road and crash. FML
Throws In out window
tor birds
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#8 - guinessguy
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Official Vocabulary no longer refers to car crashes as accidents: They are now called collisions.
#17 to #8 - anon id: b42616eb
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(07/11/2013) [-]
"Hey, why can't we say "accident," again?"
#19 to #17 - guinessguy
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Because accident implies there is noone to blame.
#18 to #8 - announcement
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(07/11/2013) [-]
**** yeah, Hot Fuzz!
**** yeah, Hot Fuzz!
#4 - onceman
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(07/11/2013) [-]
And he ran! He ran so far away!

but he couldn't get away
#5 to #4 - anon id: 8266c7e4
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(07/11/2013) [-]
now i gotta go listen to this on youtube..
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman
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(07/11/2013) [-]
That's exactly what I didn when I made the comment haha.
User avatar #10 to #4 - fuzzysixx
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(07/11/2013) [-]
This is what I thought of when I saw the original post at work today.
User avatar #2 - adu
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(07/11/2013) [-]
To be honest, that truck driver is an idiot. Compare the morality, the risks, the collateral damage of the two decisions all you want, the truck still should have just plowed right through.
User avatar #11 to #2 - therealtjthemedic
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Lets see here.
Option one: Plow through flock of seagulls. Obviously, our society has taught us that this is 'immoral' and is bad. Collateral damage: 60 lower lifeforms.
Option two: Brake and swerve. Collateral damage: Front of truck damaged, worse case scenario, driver dies.
User avatar #22 to #11 - adu
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Option two holds the risk of killing more than just the driver.
User avatar #12 to #11 - misfitsftw
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(07/11/2013) [-]
option one still sounds better
User avatar #13 to #12 - therealtjthemedic
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(07/11/2013) [-]
It's your opinion bro.
There is no 'right' and 'wrong'. It varies from country to country, town to town, even person to person. Do what you want.
User avatar #1 - hollyisthebest
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(07/10/2013) [-]
And that's why I don't share food.
User avatar #9 - makonendrak
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Why the **** would you even feed seagulls in the first place?
User avatar #21 - newbiedoobiedoo
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(07/11/2013) [-]
This kills the fry
User avatar #20 - sixeightthree
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(07/11/2013) [-]
And you thought a chip on the windscreen was bad..?
User avatar #14 - mookiez
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Because normal people swerve off the road for ******* birds. Sometimes it is better to run whatever over to avoid a possible fatal wreck.
#3 - chazzymcchaz
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(07/11/2013) [-]
More like FTGL

**** That Guy's Life
User avatar #7 to #3 - DustyB
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(07/11/2013) [-]
You've got a friend in me.
User avatar #16 to #3 - neoexdeath
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Jesus, he's all kinds of ****** with the wings pop out.
User avatar #15 - mymiddleleg
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(07/11/2013) [-]
I punched a Seagull at the beach Monday because it tried to steal my tray of chips, ****** didnt see that coming