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#5 - joshofsouls (07/10/2013) [-]
I actually wish this was ******* real.
i would name my Eagle Freenix.
#9 - geranemo **User deleted account** (07/10/2013) [-]
The guy in the last one wasn't trying hard enough.
User avatar #3 - squiresparkle (07/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
In England, all we have is tea.
#4 to #3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/10/2013) [-]
I have a pet goose, summoned it with a crate of tea biscuits and a teacup filled with, you know it, tea. She waddles everywhere I go.
#14 - shazzshabam (07/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Not sure how I feel about this yet.
User avatar #24 - gravitystereo (07/11/2013) [-]
whatsup with the random highlighted ****
User avatar #6 - galaxyguy (07/10/2013) [-]
In Denmark we get a pet beer.

They're usually gone the next day.
#23 - evanomicfour ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Oh man, I remember my first Eagle ceremony. It was a small family affair. I drove out with my pop in our chevy to the slaughterhouse and got two pounds of steak, we came home and grilled those bad boys up to perfection. As they were cooking we raised our flag to signal the newcomers, and my father let his eagle "Theodore" out to roam the skies free. After our steak was finished we sat down to eat, and out of nowhere my new Eagle came swooping down on to my shoulder. He wasn't declawed, and I still have the scars to prove it. But as soon as I gave "Intrepid" a bite of my steak, I knew him an I would be fast friends.
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/10/2013) [-]
my eagle ceremony was nothing like this. speeches were made, candles were lit, and i repeated the scout oath and law. I didnt get an eagle or wave a giant flag around or anything. I must say, i am very disappointed.
#28 - toastersburnthings (07/11/2013) [-]
Last time this was posted, things got a little weird...
Last time this was posted, things got a little weird...
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
Why is sorcerersupreme's image mirrored in evanomicfour's comment?
#25 - scarytown (07/11/2013) [-]
My eagle ceremony was very sad. I remember flying the old red, white, and blue, waiting for my eagle to come when instead of the majestic bald eagle I was waiting to name Libertas, there came a scrawny little black eagle that had been ruffled up quite a bit by the American bald eagles. I just named him Hans and went into my room and cried. We don't go out much because people tend to make fun of us.
User avatar #22 - rhetoricalfunny (07/11/2013) [-]
The first few lines reminded me of something.

When a native child was to get his first eagle's feather he would go up top of a mountain and dig a hole, and cover it with leaves and branches and stuff. Placing on top a slab of meat.

He would wait as the eagles would circle until they finally landed. He reaches up and grabs the eagles talons, with his teeth he would pluck a single feather.

Though it was pretty cool, just thought I would share.
#20 - joochy (07/10/2013) [-]
I NAMED MINE CHAPPY
#15 - xeviousx (07/10/2013) [-]
Eagles unite in the name of AMERICA
User avatar #12 - byobgraffpro (07/10/2013) [-]
holy **** i just laughed my ass off through that whole post
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User avatar #2 - ducksarekawaii (07/10/2013) [-]
Canada get pet a pet moose I believe.
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