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#273 - commandermunkee (07/10/2013) [-]
BIG SUPER HAPPY STORY TIME!   
   
>Be 15   
>Walk into local convenience store to buy a Dr. Pepper and some Doritos.   
>Bitch comes in with her two 5-6 year old sons   
>Cuts everyone in the checkout line and ignores her kids who are throwing items from the shelves at each other, kicking, and screaming   
>Clerk asks her to move to the back of the line and control her kids   
>She says "I have to take care of these kids. Besides, I'm sure they're not any worse than other kids in here."   
>Okaythatsit.jpg   
>I snap and say "Wow, that's the best excuse for bad parenting I've ever heard! They're not any worse than other kids, so that allows me to let them act like brats! And because I have them, I obviously have more right than everyone else!"   
>Whole place falls dead silent   
>Shoots me a dirty look and then leaves   
>Checkout clerk gives me a high 5 and pays for my stuff   
>MFW
BIG SUPER HAPPY STORY TIME!

>Be 15
>Walk into local convenience store to buy a Dr. Pepper and some Doritos.
>Bitch comes in with her two 5-6 year old sons
>Cuts everyone in the checkout line and ignores her kids who are throwing items from the shelves at each other, kicking, and screaming
>Clerk asks her to move to the back of the line and control her kids
>She says "I have to take care of these kids. Besides, I'm sure they're not any worse than other kids in here."
>Okaythatsit.jpg
>I snap and say "Wow, that's the best excuse for bad parenting I've ever heard! They're not any worse than other kids, so that allows me to let them act like brats! And because I have them, I obviously have more right than everyone else!"
>Whole place falls dead silent
>Shoots me a dirty look and then leaves
>Checkout clerk gives me a high 5 and pays for my stuff
>MFW
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