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    #2 - oxYKellark
    Reply+163
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    I feel like its rude to not give your partner an orgasm, like its half the battle lol. Its a lot more fun if the other person is like twitching at the end.
    I feel like its rude to not give your partner an orgasm, like its half the battle lol. Its a lot more fun if the other person is like twitching at the end.
    User avatar#141 to #2 - gayboard
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    I agree, but I feel like it's more awkward to finish and then spend like another 10 minutes trying to finish off your partner.
    User avatar#144 to #141 - oxYKellark
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Oh hell yeah it sucks, but hey they want to get off too.
    #97 to #2 - McCockAFucker
    Reply+1
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    i love giving girls epileptic seizures too!
    #101 to #97 - oxYKellark
    Reply+1
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    I never would have thought *************
    I never would have thought *************
    User avatar#81 to #2 - wardylocks
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    twitching? ... do you kill them at the end or have sex with zombies?
    #88 to #81 - oxYKellark
    Reply+2
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    both
    both
    #36 to #2 - xxmarkusxx
    Reply+3
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    mfw, it takes me over an hour to cum, and i usually don't get off when i have sex because the women is so out of it from multiple orgasms that she doesn't want to continue.   
   
   
I should have masterbated less as a child...
    mfw, it takes me over an hour to cum, and i usually don't get off when i have sex because the women is so out of it from multiple orgasms that she doesn't want to continue.


    I should have masterbated less as a child...
    User avatar#148 to #36 - wellfuckmylife
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Take a masturbation break for 3 weeks (impossible, I know). Woman's vagina doesn't have that grip your hand has. Your penis is "used to that grip" and anything lose doesn't work.

    So yeah, take a masturbation vacation. If you still feel the urge to do it, then do it loosely. You should be fine.
    User avatar#162 to #148 - xxmarkusxx
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    i probably jack off like, twice a week maybe, and i get laid about that many times in a weeks as well, i just have a high stamina. I have tried the masturbation break thing, I once did not masturbate for almost two months, and it still took me about an hour/little over. I have even gone as far as to try sensitizing lubes, anal stimulation (shut it anon), just about everything. I have even talked to a doctor, who basically summarized it as an under developed ductus deferens, which means i can't have kids either since the sperm is dead when it comes out, because of slow sperm flow. on the plus side, my orgasms can last for minutes sometimes.
    User avatar#169 to #162 - wellfuckmylife
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Damn.. That's sad : /
    But women must love you for your stamina (long long lasting [until death] relationships can be problem) and orgasms which last some times minutes.. I can't even imagine it.
    But still, it's sad.
    User avatar#170 to #169 - xxmarkusxx
    Reply+1
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    they do indeed.

    and the orgasm thing is a bit much sometimes, it can cause some major cramping, and sometimes headaches.
    #87 to #36 - oxYKellark
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Thats the problem i have right now with my "friend" she literally has never gotten me off by her own will, like head and everything just wont do it and after a while she always gets sore to a point where i dont want to continue because i know its painful to her. The only way i've ever finished is me being on top.    
   
MFW
    Thats the problem i have right now with my "friend" she literally has never gotten me off by her own will, like head and everything just wont do it and after a while she always gets sore to a point where i dont want to continue because i know its painful to her. The only way i've ever finished is me being on top.

    MFW
    User avatar#90 to #87 - xxmarkusxx
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    try more cunnilingus, i have found that the more revved up you get them, the more butter there is for the turkey before you stick it in the oven. Not to mention being able to cook said turkey for longer because of said cunnilingus.

    That's really convoluted, GET HER WETTER BEFORE YOU **** HER SO SHE DOESN'T DRY OUT SO FAST. There, that should make more sense.
    User avatar#91 to #90 - oxYKellark
    Reply+1
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Its not her thats has the orgasm problem, its me lol.

    Im saying we go for so long to try to get me off that eventually she gets sore, but yeah thats why they make lube and i already "butter the turkey" :/
    User avatar#104 to #91 - technobanana
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Its really not that hard to give a girl an orgasm.. you just gotta ask her what she likes and if she likes something keep doing it, the key to getting a girl off is using your mouth and two fingers inside going back and forh on her g spot that will keep her nice and wet + if she knows enough about her body she might even cum from that and squirt on ya face, but I wouldn't bet on it.. spent too much time trying to get mine to squirt but she is too scared and doesn't know how to do it, but yeah use ya ******* mouth dude altenate speeds and directions suck on her clit a bit and you are done, don't bother with internal orgasms until you mastared outside ones! good luck!
    #126 to #104 - oxYKellark
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Why is everyone giving me advice here, I CANT CUM, she gets off just fine multiple times.    
I said that she goes so long trying to make ME cum that she gets sore and i tell her to stop because i can tell its bothering her which in turn makes her feel worse because she cant get me off.
    Why is everyone giving me advice here, I CANT CUM, she gets off just fine multiple times.
    I said that she goes so long trying to make ME cum that she gets sore and i tell her to stop because i can tell its bothering her which in turn makes her feel worse because she cant get me off.
    User avatar#128 to #126 - technobanana
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Oh okay read it wrong, well I am in the same boat she cannot for the life of her toss me off or suck me off, she has like once or twice but it was painful and required me to like tense so much i ached for ages, I am fine fapping so its her being **** at it, and it takes me a while to cum when I **** her you just gotta keep going :3 or fap until you are close then stick it in her?
    User avatar#139 to #128 - oxYKellark
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Yeah i mean i feel the same way, i can get myself off in like 2 minutes but she just cant. I feel like she wouldnt like me sitting on the side of the bed fapping while she watched hahaha.
    User avatar#140 to #139 - technobanana
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Its happened more then once believe me... or when I am really ******* horny cus she has been teasing me all day then turns around and says she is too tired or what ever so I just fap one out (Y) its depressing
    User avatar#142 to #140 - oxYKellark
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    I guess im lucky thats shes always horny lol, literally almost every time i see her we do the horizontal mombo
    User avatar#143 to #142 - technobanana
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Well we usually **** at least 3 times a weekend but sometimes she gets bad head aches and all that **** it pisses me off more that she won't even try to finish me or apologise for teasing me all day... ******* bitch
    User avatar#146 to #143 - oxYKellark
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Wow thats funny, she tells me that having an orgasm will fix head aches which i think is true but i havent had the chance to rid my self of a head ache with sex yet. Its one of the reasons ive had sex with her before lol.
    User avatar#147 to #146 - technobanana
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    It does reduce head aches but she is a ******* bitch and just thinks its me trying to get her into bed, well it is but thats beyond the point, I like sex and she aches like I am a dog or what ever.. I like ******* her and she gets annoyed that I want it so much... she shouldn't be so ******* hot! oh i could rant for hours about her trust me...
    User avatar#149 to #147 - oxYKellark
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Aww thats too bad, sounds like a **** situation. Although the girl im with, a **** buddy i guess is cute but not like super hot or anything i guess thats part of my problem. I need to get with a girl that im really attracted to but i usually just act like a retard around pretty girls.
    User avatar#151 to #149 - technobanana
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Well she isn't UBER HOT but she is very suductive and I live curvy girls with big boobs, she always has bedroom eyes and her bottom lip just makes me go mad, if she so much as looks at me a certian way I am horny all day... its annoying!
    User avatar#152 to #151 - oxYKellark
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    HAHA sounds good, i guess my friend isnt really my type but who isnt when were doing the deed. Meh.
    User avatar#153 to #152 - technobanana
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Sometimes I wish I had a **** budy on the side, we got weeks sometimes without seeing each other so I just want to **** her loads when i see her, thats all... ******* women
    User avatar#94 to #91 - xxmarkusxx
    Reply+1
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    then i suggest having her do kegles (idk the spelling) it allows her to have more control of the muscles in her vaginal passage, thus allowing her to apply more pressure on your dingus, which gets you off faster. great thing about kegles, you can do them anywhere, so if she does them constantly for about a week, she'll be able to crush a grape with her pooter, and you get that amazing "virgin" feel.
    #66 to #36 - anon id: 99d6db68
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    On one hand, I wish I could last that long because sometimes I don't even get my partner off, but on the other I would like to get off as well so I feel sorry for you bro. Why couldn't evolution give us the ability to cum on command?
    User avatar#110 to #66 - technobanana
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    I got a friend who can come on demand... unless he is drunk its ******* creepy man
    #70 to #66 - riposter
    Reply+6
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    <Mfw "On one hand"
    <Mfw "On one hand"
    #68 to #66 - xxmarkusxx
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    well there is tantric sex, which is basically cumming on command, but it takes a lot of devotion, and time. Supposedly after learning tantric, you can cum just by being touched, multiple times if you want, or not at all if that is your desire.
    well there is tantric sex, which is basically cumming on command, but it takes a lot of devotion, and time. Supposedly after learning tantric, you can cum just by being touched, multiple times if you want, or not at all if that is your desire.
    #42 to #36 - kingbulbasaur
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    You are not alone.
    You are not alone.
    User avatar#43 to #42 - xxmarkusxx
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    thank god, i was starting to think i was gay or something...


    no, i don't get boners from men...
    #20 to #2 - ballerfifteen
    Reply+1
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    my *****
    my *****
    #15 to #2 - maucorn**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#27 to #15 - squeemonster
    Reply+3
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    True! Neither I or my partner are the type to finish every time we have sex and we don't force it, and we started to get along perfectly once this was an established fact. I'll go for a good solid hour of fooling around than twenty minutes of bang and done any day!
    User avatar#24 to #15 - wersand
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Most of the partners I've had have been at least a little irritated the few times that they did not get off. This my perspective as a straight male.
    User avatar#185 to #24 - ironsoul
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    I am male and I have nerve damage which makes it hard to finish when I am with another human being. I like the emotional aspect of being with my partner more than the physical aspect, though both are nice.
    #26 to #24 - maucorn**User deleted account**
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    #9 to #2 - anonymoose
    Reply+31
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Dead girls can't cum.
    Dead girls can't cum.
    User avatar#184 to #9 - ironsoul
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Not with that attitude.
    User avatar#14 to #9 - lolokoko**User deleted account**
    Reply-2
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    It's not necrophilia if they were alive to start with.
    #86 to #14 - crinagel**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#12 to #9 - ekiouja
    Reply+22
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    let me stop you there. It all depends how long they have been dead.
    User avatar#13 to #12 - anonymoose
    Reply+30
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Why would I want a newly dead one? They're still a bit warm.
    #8 to #2 - anon id: 7238c8d2
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    I just do it, if I cum before her then ah well, I go down on her til she cums. Everyone is a winner.
    #34 to #8 - desecratedstudios
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    My girlfriend only cums a certain way... We normally always get it, however there are times i feel bad because i do and she doesn't.. I wish going down on her worked..
    #18 to #8 - namnori
    Reply0
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    I just keep going until I cum again...
    User avatar#16 to #8 - themongoose
    Reply+11
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    it's not everyday you hear a guy admit he's willing to lap up his load to give his girl her jollies too.
    #202 to #16 - anon id: 894e4f75
    Reply0
    (05/11/2016)[-]
    some of us wear condoms or pull out
    #6 to #2 - AdminsGayLover
    Reply+7
    (07/10/2013)[-]
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    #4 to #2 - brokentrucker
    Reply+7
    (07/10/2013)[-]
    Holy **** this.
    Holy **** this.
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