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User avatar #192 - thinkwithportals ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
Tip for anyone English (or from anywhere in the UK for that matter) when visiting the US:

Come to the United States
Speak
Drown in pussy
#356 to #192 - CIS White Male (07/10/2013) [-]
That's because God played a practical joke when designing the American Woman. We are undeniably and uncontrollably attracted to accents. A European accent just makes the guy ten times hotter. And if he knows a little bit about history and can start talking about the old kings from his country and **** , it has about the same effect on a woman as fingering her. :|
User avatar #278 to #192 - milthyfoustache (07/10/2013) [-]
I'm joining the Royal Navy:
>Go to US
>English accent
>Man in uniform
>Not fat or fugly
>I must sex now
User avatar #242 to #192 - toguro (07/10/2013) [-]
Going to Florida in a few weeks, should be fun
User avatar #375 to #242 - thinkwithportals ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
Don't listen to him, I like Florida
#386 to #375 - gentlemanotaku (07/10/2013) [-]
its not bad, but the higher countries are better than the southern ones   
   
the architectures better up north,  and whenever im down there i always feel like everyones a racist   
   
but then i stay in the hispanic parts of florida and its all better again
its not bad, but the higher countries are better than the southern ones

the architectures better up north, and whenever im down there i always feel like everyones a racist

but then i stay in the hispanic parts of florida and its all better again
User avatar #387 to #386 - thinkwithportals ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
The thing about florida is the more north you get, the more south you get. But yeah I know what you mean
#388 to #387 - gentlemanotaku (07/10/2013) [-]
did i say countries, i meant states, my brains being an idiot   
   
   
   
its all personal preference , ive lived in RI for the most part of my life
did i say countries, i meant states, my brains being an idiot



its all personal preference , ive lived in RI for the most part of my life
User avatar #332 to #242 - gentlemanotaku (07/10/2013) [-]
nope. i recommend countries higher up the east coast, like rhode island, not as packed, and alot more beautiful
User avatar #384 to #332 - toguro (07/10/2013) [-]
Okay so I'm going to cancel a £4,000 holiday on your word, I don't think so.
User avatar #218 to #192 - gibroner (07/10/2013) [-]
it's true American women lose their **** over even the ugliest English accent
#206 to #192 - zomitlu ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
**** yes, going to america next easter.
User avatar #215 to #206 - thinkwithportals ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
As long as you're not super fugly its like dating on easy mode
User avatar #243 to #215 - zomitlu ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
I suppose I stand a chance. As long as my asshole brother doesn't **** **** up for me.
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