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#200 - thegamegestapo
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(07/10/2013) [-]
When visiting Scotland

1. Upon arrival you will be granted the title of either "Big Man" or "Wee Man". Do not dispute this. God has been wrong more times than your average Weegie about this classification.
2. The deep fried mars bars are novelty items only.
3. When entering a bakery you will be given two options. Steak pie or Scotch Pie. You do not have the immune system to handle a Scotch pie
4. If you refer to us as English, call whisky "Scotch" or respond in any way to the phrase "Whit you lookin' at?" We reserve the right to flay you alive.
5. We don't care about your Scottish roots except to sell you overpriced tartan.
6. If you ask for your whisky to be mixed with coke then we get the machete out.
User avatar #329 to #200 - wardylocks
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(07/10/2013) [-]
I wish I knew this before I got a Scottish boyfriend, but for now I'm laughing because its so ******* true.
#258 to #200 - budva
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hae ya doon wee man, gie us 50p or ill stab yas
#252 to #200 - infernis
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User avatar #328 to #252 - thegamegestapo
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Among other things. Remember the horsemeat scandal? We were glad that it was real meat.
User avatar #229 to #200 - flutterdashrainbow
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7. Do not, under any circumstances accept a "Glasgow/Glesge kiss"
#378 to #229 - fannypack
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What.... what is that
User avatar #382 to #378 - flutterdashrainbow
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If someone says that they're going to give you one...it basically means that they're going to headbutt or in another Scot-friendly phrase "crack" you.
but no we're nice people.
#222 to #200 - anon id: 331e8e23
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WHO THE **** ASKS FOR WHISKY AND COKE? JESUS ******* CHRIST **** YOUR COKE. COKE IS ONLY A MIXER FOR DANIELS AND VODKA.